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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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what what?!
I just got here.
Ima forewarned and will forewarn!
I have much pent up inside of me being an Electrician and a Dietician. ( more electrician ,less dietician )
I also listen to voices in my head.
So Im not sure how much of a warning may occur
Hey Unc
Ya aint impressing me !
I know a little Italian too
Hey Unc you're a scoundrel still!
Ya aint impressing me !
I know a little Italian too
I just got here.
Ima forewarned and will forewarn!
I have much pent up inside of me being an Electrician and a Dietician. ( more electrician ,less dietician )
I also listen to voices in my head.
So Im not sure how much of a warning may occur
voices!….it is always the voices
maybe to many ohms or amps?
for me it was the Portland cement that got to me
all that rubbing and patching finally caught up to me
my white privilege
Still sleeping naked ? asking for a friend
Badges of Courage Brother ,Courage
Hey Unc
Hey Unc you're a scoundrel still!
Ya aint impressing me !
I know a little Italian too
you are in trouble now
here comes some high dollar pontificating , diatribe , and maybe some flatulation
Mind if I call you Sparky?
I can speak any language but Greek.Hey Unc
Hey Unc you're a scoundrel still!
Ya aint impressing me !
I know a little Italian too
FFS! almost got me !
and pray tell for this dummy , what the hay is FFS?
I'm spoiled, I guess. The Red Witch has had a bikini bod for the last 66 years. In my eyes, them broads wuz broads. And tubbies.Not looking to disagree with you Unc But
You have been married since there was marriage.
Those female cops were big ,but enormous is easily another 85pounds.
Speaking from experience
They would stand out starkly in Bangkok as human freaks. Each ONE of those tubby twats weighs far, far more than TWO average Thailand cuties (eg: @60 pounds)
For the Record: I am a virgin once removed. The only woman I have ever "known" is the Magic Witch.
Temptation was ephemeral when placed beside the very real possibility of acquiring Chinese jockey-short dragons.
Which segues Himself into another old memory:
I wuz lookin' for where I was susposed to drop my stuff, and passed by a tent with four guys playing pinochle. I turned to ask directions, and noticed that each of them were wearing boots and a T-shirt... and each of them had his schlong in a beer can.
(Bear in mind, I wuz just an innocent kid.) I wasn't sure what to say to them upon seeing that weird sight, but without a thought for my original direction question I asked:
"WTF! -- Over?"
They were soaking chancres. Jeez. JEEZ.
It would be my pleasure...
I would like to add you have nice hair.
I have hair now since I joined and not many know Im really bald here!
FOR FOCK SAKE!
What's her name?Hey Unc
Hey Unc you're a scoundrel still!
Ya aint impressing me !
I know a little Italian too
