The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

Gosh it was 72F here today 22 above normal. Supposed to be nice tomorrow too. Spent the day doing chores in the house and garden. I guess since it’s supposed to be nice tomorrow too, I will shoot for cutting back the flowerbeds for the spring. The freeze killed everything so now ugliness is left. I see yall been busy on the thread today. I’ve lurked about today in between this and that reading the interesting texts and cute baby pics. Leftover meatloaf and mashed potatoes for supper. Hope everyone had a swell day. Let’s catch a buzz now and relax.
‘my baby pic

 

[Putembk]

I am with you subby.

 

[moose eater]

I was in prison from 86 to 97 for what I now do legally.

Met my wife shortly after release which I barely got as well and never looked back.
Been a excellent life since then and now in hindsight with it all well past me wouldn't change it.

By 15 or 16 I was enduring a period of being busted every other month, and the local vice cops in SW Michigan were to the point of implicit misrepresentations in court, making efforts to have me waived to an adult facility, and my having a pretty good idea of what that would mean for a long-haired youngster in love beads.

The final hint of a pending set-up on a kilo buy of brick weed after I'd abstained from business for about 6 months told me that all of the battles I'd won representing myself in court were about to cost me the war in the end, and I left with everything I could pack that I thought I might need in the north, and took a Grey Hound bus up to Marquette, Michigan, after a long night's good-bye party with friends, to find an old man out in the Yellow Dog Plains of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, off-grid and a ways down old logging roads..

I never got popped again. Not that there weren't extremely close calls, and some repeated, ignorant, goofy even, poorly-thought-out efforts on my part.

In all, geographic changes rarely help to avoid what we carry with us, but once Johnny Law has that proverbial stick 'em tape on your forehead, identifying you as a frequent flyer, and they are looking at you routinely no matter who's around you, sometimes a new zip code can provide the reprieve that's needed to make a break in a string of questionable outcomes.

Clean adult record, and later went to undergrad, then grad school, raised three kids, built a very warm and tight home, and learned to be a little bit smarter in high-risk endeavors.

 

[Putembk]

Smoking Frost Hammer ...

 

[moose eater]

sheesh you lot,another like 10 pages and not a single mention of any sort of mammal schlong!

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It just occurred to me that in the weather graphics, it appears the NE is about to get screwed... literally.

 

[unclefishstick]

It just occurred to me that in the weather graphics, it appears the NE is about to get screwed... literally.

and i hope canada was wearing goggles!

 

[bigsur51]

I really like to sneeze during a sesh , whether it is a dab or a hooter , the sneeze is good for me

clears out my adenoids , deltoids , hemorrhoids , and sometimes heavens to murgatroyds

best I can do for now

 

[moose eater]

I often sneeze as a response to nausea. The effect on the diaphragm pushes back on the nausea and clears it up fairly well.

Haven't run into too many others with this somewhat autonomous response to nausea, but it typically works.... other than when wearing a mask.

 

[jokerman]

Gosh it was 72F here today 22 above normal. Supposed to be nice tomorrow too. Spent the day doing chores in the house and garden. I guess since it’s supposed to be nice tomorrow too, I will shoot for cutting back the flowerbeds for the spring. The freeze killed everything so now ugliness is left. I see yall been busy on the thread today. I’ve lurked about today in between this and that reading the interesting texts and cute baby pics. Leftover meatloaf and mashed potatoes for supper. Hope everyone had a swell day. Let’s catch a buzz now and relax.
‘my baby pic
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Sorry ,couldnt help it

 

[jokerman]

Three Guys​

Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat. Ed says " What should we do?" Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need some help." So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get him in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing." Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth." Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."

 

[Putembk]

Ever notice how nobody will look you in the eye anymore? Shaking a man's hand and looking him in the eye tells you a lot about a person.

 

[OleReynard]

Three Guys​

Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat. Ed says " What should we do?" Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need some help." So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get him in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing." Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth." Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."

That's bad

 

[unclefishstick]

Ever notice how nobody will look you in the eye anymore? Shaking a man's hand and looking him in the eye tells you a lot about a person.

they also don't look both ways before crossing into a traffic area...or really look where they're going...or understand that "excuse me" is the polite form of "get the fuck out of the way!"

 

[Sun&Soil]

I spent some time topdressing, pruning, and watering with a mist this evening. As I was finishing up the light went out. I snapped a couple flash shots.

70's-me and my 7year older Sis

 

[Putembk]

No child pictures from me. I was wanted back then.....

 

[moose eater]

Ever notice how nobody will look you in the eye anymore? Shaking a man's hand and looking him in the eye tells you a lot about a person.

What pisses me off is when you hold the door open for someone, and they walk past without even acknowledging your presence, or people squeeze by each other in the grocery store, and in neither case does someone say, "Thank you," or "Excuse me."

So, in my satirically pointed, probably-gonna'-get-my-ass-kicked-one-day tenor, I often say, either "You're welcome," a bit more loudly than might be necessary, or an inflated "Pardon me", depending on the circumstances.

 

[moose eater]

That's bad

But in a funny sorta' way..

 

[moose eater]

Satori, and maybe it'll work this time??

 

[Sun&Soil]

It's the only one I got @Putembk

Now that we can post pics again here's the Dizzy squirrel...

 

[Boo]

What pisses me off is when you hold the door open for someone, and they walk past without evening acknowledging your presence, or people squeeze by each other in the grocery store, and in neither case does someone say, "Thank you," or "Excuse me."

So, in my satirically pointed, probably-gonna'-get-my-ass-kicked-one-day tenor, I often say, either "You're welcome," a bit more loudly than might be necessary, or an inflated "Pardon me", depending on the circumstances.

don't get me started about how rude people get...I make sure they know how I feel if they are disrespectful to me or others...when I have Dutch by my side I command him to sound off if someone slights me...never got anything but looks in return...