BumSplodgeBrownPants
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With lumps.Turned out to be a fart
Alas.
But I was quick enough to get the lid of the toilet up and... well, you know the rest.
Hi Pute! Are you high yet?
Edit for context - DR thinks it's diverticulitis, been "keeping an eye on it" for 12 months, finally got a scan before christmas and now a 10 week wait for results! Gotta love our health service...
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