The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Persianfarmer]

J'adore du pain au beurre avec un peu de café mon ami !

Hey attends la… dis moi tu parles francais ou tu fais le joker et tu utilise Google

 

[jokerman]

Hey attends la… dis moi tu parles francais ou tu fais le joker et tu utilise Google

google!

 

[Persianfarmer]

google!

U clowning me ha Joki guy🫶

 

[jokerman]

U clowning me ha Joki guy🫶

only meant nice!

 

[Persianfarmer]

only meant nice!

I know under your psychopath mask you are a lovely soul…you teddy bear

 

[jokerman]

 

[jokerman]

I know under your psychopath mask you are a lovely soul…you teddy bear

Who told you?!

 

[Persianfarmer]

Crazy

 

[Persianfarmer]

Who told you?!

Cant tell but it was somewhere close to Area you know something 31…. Must have been abducted…they stuck those weird probs up my bongoli silly cornelion

 

[NewbOldster]

let me repeat the question











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ROFL!

 

[Putembk]

Waiting......

 

[Putembk]

Didn't you say I was repeating myself yesterday.....what the farg are you up to?

 

[Putembk]

Thanks GMO, you are a life saver. Little cold when they got here as the temp has been in the 20's most of the day. Looking a little cold but they will be fine. Gives me about a 3 week head start on the seeds I have coming.....what a country.

 

[Unca Walt]

Wow now thats a beauty!!!! Tell me more about this beautiful artwork she carries!!! Whats the calibre?

Pers: Lookit real close at the end of the barrel: .22 Mag (two shot) My Red Witch can hit a paper plate at 20' with it every time.

 

[Unca Walt]

I know her pain and the injections. I hope you both get some relief from mean old Ms. Sciatica.

We just got back and Herself is still giddy. She is onna phone with her sister (not a witch, not a redhead) yapping about how wonderful (if druggy) she feels.

I am not sanguine about how long the "free time" will last. I gave up on the shots years ago and just got used to toughing it out. My Beautiful Witch has it worse than I ever did.

I wish she would toke... it'd be easier to put socks on an octopus than convince her -- even though she is aware of the benefits in the area of pain (I have buried her in data).

To quote Sid Caesar talking to Imogene Coca: "Stub. Bor. Rin!"

 

[Unca Walt]

I got this one use to be my momma’s a few years ago. I’ve never shot it. My carry purse gun is a Walther PP 32 auto.
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That is the actual one I have in my pocket as I sit here typing. And I have shot it many times. The roar the thing gives off when fired is wonderful.

 

[Unca Walt]

Walt, I know this sounds like a gimmick and I thought the same until I tried it. STOPPED my sciatic pain in my leg instantly.

Sells for $20

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I am calling Herself in here to see that! Stand by.

OK -- Her Regaltude (direct descendant of Longshanks Eddie the 1st) looked and said,

"I wonder how we could order one?"

Can you help?

 

[bigsur51]

thought we heard something out there so we went outside to take a look

it’s all clear now

 

[Unca Walt]

What a horrible accident she must have been in!

 

[jokerman]

Nothing as busy as a $5 hooker on New Year's Eve

FFS! I usually go the extra five bucks its a holiday