The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

I know one thing about women…..they want nothing to do with me….

NOT ME!
I was in my younger days I was always wanted by women
I want you to fix this
i want you to carry this
i want you pick this up
I want your help
i want your advice.
Funny ,when a relationship ends not on your accord, how they still want to keep the electrician/construction part of him.
But beneath them to make you a cup of coffee.

 

[jokerman]

Are the lines on the right creases or hair?

a sharpie

 

[jokerman]

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genius

 

[bigsur51]

Wow.

what was your experience on selling a Nissan?…

men or women?

 

[SaveTheBrains]

Most of the ladies I know love each other and know and have in common the whole (how women think thing). They all know I’m a bit different than them not loving the drama and hen parties. I do have a little girl party now and then just to remind me and them of how we are all different. They have commented on how my “hen parties” were a lot of fun as I have fun party favors that make them all giggle. Most of them don’t smoke but I make sissy sticks for them to smoke and feed them wine and sweets so they all leave happy. Listening to their stories can be a lot of fun so I am glad we get together

Sound like fun time with your girls.

When I hear all this stories about Manly men it always comes to my mind this

 

[oldmaninbc]

I gotta be up when the cats wake me up…..somewhere between 4and 6.

My cat use to sit by my face when I was sleeping and gently start to tap my face until I moved, then he would pretend he was just sitting there with the look, "oh, your awake, you might as well get up now and feed me."

He died about 5 years ago but my memory of him is filled with the happiness he brought me, everyday.

Good day OF...you all bring me a kind of happiness as well but don't think I'm going to brush you or scratch your ear. Nor will I put you in a crate and take you to the doctor. I would go out for a walk with you though

We are on the edge of a New Year. I will admit to poor balance and appear intoxicated at times but it's not what it looks like.

 

[Putembk]

what was your experience on selling a Nissan?…

men or women?

First off man or woman you have five minutes to establish a rapport. They come in thinking you are a criminal and if you can’t overcome that fast, you ain’t gonna sell anybody.

One thing to keep in mind nobody and I mean nobody comes into a car dealership unless they have an interest in buying a car. If you’re looking to kill time, you go to a bar or a park. So with that in mind getting trust and qualifying them so that you can match their wants, needs and desires with the car that fits those.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Morning

Never fails. I finally get my sht together but no..... the year ends. Now to start it all over again.

Maybe next year I can get it together before it's over. Not holding my breath.

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and no repeats!

 

[Putembk]

I just broke down a combination of popcorn buds, sugar, and fan leaves weighed out a Half a lb. Now I need to get my lazy butt to the grocery store and get 5 or 6 pounds of dry ice. It’s cold out and I don’t wanna go but today is a perfect day for doing this so I’m gonna er done.

 

[bigsur51]

I just broke down a combination of popcorn buds, sugar, and fan leaves weighed out a Half a lb. Now I need to get my lazy butt to the grocery store and get 5 or 6 pounds of dry ice. It’s cold out and I don’t wanna go but today is a perfect day for doing this so I’m gonna er done.

We are having toast and jelly and washing it down with hot black coffee


does this coffee make my butt look big?

 

[oldmaninbc]

I have heard that when a group of women get together they actually talk dirtier than a group of men. I don’t know but anymore when I am around other men we talk fishing or pot.

I worked with about 20 women and 3 men at the ginseng farm for a time. I was gobsmacked by what I heard, while it was enjoyable work environment, I soon learned women can be every bit as crude as men when wanting to. One of the men showed off his butt crack and a couple of the women would imitate him behind his back, pulling down their pants and showing off butt crack Everyone would be giggling and laughing.

 

[oldmaninbc]

meanwhile , the crypto currency market is still moving upward and onward



The boldest bitcoin predictions for 2025 are in — and most see prices doubling to $200,000


After a blistering 150% rally in bitcoin this year, crypto investors and industry executives told CNBC they're expecting the flagship cryptocurrency to hit new all-time highs in 2025.


Several industry watchers who spoke to CNBC forecast bitcoin will hit $200,000 in 2025.


The highest call is for bitcoin to surge to $250,000.

Isn't there a cap on Bitcoin of 21 million?
I don't know much about it at all.

 

[Dime]

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[Gray Wolf]

I was once Plant Manager for an all woman electronics assembly plant, where the only men were the President, Vice President, Me, and the maintenance man.

One lesson that I learned was to treat them all the same because they are all watching..

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Long drive glad to be home. so is the dog.

My 1st NYE in 10 years that I'm not working. Normally I don't get home until after 3am.

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[oldmaninbc]

maybe I will get a chance to share some sacred herbs with the fellas and let them experience what it is like to dwell in the secret place of the Most High

Or become the pariah of the group and get literally stoned.

 

[Dime]

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[Gray Wolf]

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[SubGirl]

I can near the clucking from here.

Women seem to nave evolved to be a bit more social on the surface levels I suspect it doesn't run too deep.

Some of the stuff is jaw dropping, even to me…