The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Boo]

mmm, snacks...still today right...Ivan is out hunting...he is a raptor...

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

 

[Unca Walt]

Cataract is easy……getting up early and fighting rush hour traffic is a pain

I had a Cataract. The outside rear view mirror (just the part) cost $850. 40 years ago.

 

[Unca Walt]

I got shot in the face with a .380 from about 10’ feet away , bullet went through a single pane of glass before striking me in the nose

the slug ended up behind my left eyeball , right up against the optic nerve and close to an artery

after a 3 1/2 hour surgery , the doc was able to remove the slug and I still had 29-20

that was 25 years ago and I guess I still have pretty good vision , I use 1.25 reading glasses but that’s it

it’s awesome that your vision is so good , remarkable!..

@bigsur51 -- Jeebus. Do you see a common thread between you, me, and @Boo ?

Getting intellectual: Could it be, that part of the reason we seem to agree on essentially everything, and listen to each other on important things -- might that be due at least in part to the fact that we three have all Been There?

 

[Unca Walt]

Unca you do understand that when eaten cannabis (delta-9-THC) is transformed into the much stronger and far longer lasting metabolite (11-hydroxy-THC).

For extracting maximum use from a given volume of the herb eaten is the winner hands down. What doesn't even make a good single toke will hammer you silly when eaten.

Generally, 11-hydroxy-THC is 5x as strong and 10x longer lasting. Boost that with some lecithin enhancement (liposomal encapsulation) and you double those numbers. What lasts for 45 minutes when smoked lasts all day eaten with fraction of the material used.

Decarboxylate first. pea sized nuggets of weed on a pie tin in the oven uncovered 240 F for 40 minutes.

1 gram decarbed weed dust. (Flour fine)
1 teaspoon Coconut oil
1/4 teaspoon Fearn liquid lecithin
Heat 220 F for 20 minutes.
Done.

1 gram of average weed as edible = 97mg of THC. = 10 doses.
Most states limit single dose to 10mg. With the lecithin I'd start at half that. Work up slowly to find your personal sweet spot. Stuff hits in about 45 minutes and can last 6,12 hours or longer depending on how it hits you. Micro dosing in the 2mg and lower will ease the aches and pains but not stone you senseless.

This makes an unstrained paste that can be a bit hard to get down straight up. Tuck in some PeanutButter or anchovy paste will help.

I make this when we travel by procuring local goods and whipping it up in the hotel room with a pat of butter from the breakfast buffet, tin foil and the bread toaster. You can shorten both steps when working with such tiny amounts to a quarter as long.

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Order online.

I did get one person to ask me how to undo it as it lasted way to long and he was still tripping the next day and now he had 5 grams of the stuff.

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YIKES!! I never knew. And now I think I found a real danger out there.

My previous "knowledge" of gummies has all been here. I have read things like: "no effect" and "ate another".

So what we have for the iggerunt folk (of whom I exactly represent) is that there are gummies and there are GUMMIES out there.

 

[Unca Walt]

I appreciate the kind words Cola, should be a pretty simple operation...Mom spent half my childhood in the hospital with bleeding ulcers and varicose veins...the irish in me wants to die early, the german in me wants to fight...3 years ago I was leg pressing 395lbs. 15 x 4 reps...now I don't go past 200...eyes are going to hell and my back procedure should be in a week or so...I can't keep up with myself...

I couldn't lift 200 pounds with a fork lift.

 

[Yarddog]

Morning folks. 27 out there. Toasty Fire makes it hard to leave home.

 

[cola]

Good Morning All (OF's):

Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today's Tuesday. The week cruises on and the work week continues. One day closer to a weekend!

See you all tomorrow (again)!

 

[cola]

Some keep on keepin on tunes from old reliable Little Feat. Hope y'all are enjoying your morning cuppas today OF's.

 

[Unca Walt]

I am up and waiting for 6AM to come around so a Uber will come to take Herself and Your Humble Obdn't &tc to this experimental eye thingy where they are gonna stick a needle in her eye again.

They keep the place at the low 60's, so this time I am going wearing my only long pants: My hunting outfit. Gonna wear a hunting vest, too. No rifle, just my PUG.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I couldn't lift 200 pounds with a fork lift.

With me - it's the ability - to be able to lift my own bodyweight - several times - in either a pull-up - engaging the back/shoulders and arms - or pushup - engaging the chest - plus 50 or more bodyweight squats - engaging the legs/hips - all other weight resistance training necessary - I can get from the water in the pool or sea - just by thrashing about in it -

- I'm about 220lb's atm - and can use my own weight for training - so as to stay as strong as I can be - without risking injury - trying to off-set atrophy - but gradually - it'll be a losing game - as I get older - naturally -

 

[Boo]

Good morning people’s, sitting in the surgery center awaiting for the doctor to roll in…I was asked to fill out a small book of info I have done online…I was told I needed to do it again…I told her no, not gonna do it again…needless to say I’m a bit torqued at the moment…I was told to be here an hour early for paperwork…2 pages to sign and I have to kill 50 minutes…beginning the day with a bad ‘tide…I’ll be here for 5 hours…

 

[jokerman]

Nah it's old news,I'm by no means an expert but I can hold my own. At high school graduation I was voted most likely to masturbate

crushing me early for fuks sake

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning people’s, sitting in the surgery center awaiting for the doctor to roll in…I was asked to fill out a small book of info I have done online…I was told I needed to do it again…I told her no, not gonna do it again…needless to say I’m a bit torqued at the moment…I was told to be here an hour early for paperwork…2 pages to sign and I have to kill 50 minutes…beginning the day with a bad ‘tide…I’ll be here for 5 hours…

Isn't that maddening? They pull the same shit here and then go over the paperwork and ask you a lot of the same questions in the exam, like they can't read.

Here they plan on you sitting 30 minutes even if you are on time, so I take my Kindle or a good book.

 

[jokerman]

mmm, snacks...still today right...Ivan is out hunting...he is a raptor...

dont you have do not eat? ?

 

[Boo]

I’ll be on my ass in here for 45 minutes and then four hours in the operators…

 

[jokerman]

Good luck to Pute and Boo and after you get done,both you boys deserve some ice cream and some ginger ale.
Suggest something with a good amount of THC to ease the trauma as well.

 

[jokerman]

Good morning people’s, sitting in the surgery center awaiting for the doctor to roll in…I was asked to fill out a small book of info I have done online…I was told I needed to do it again…I told her no, not gonna do it again…needless to say I’m a bit torqued at the moment…I was told to be here an hour early for paperwork…2 pages to sign and I have to kill 50 minutes…beginning the day with a bad ‘tide…I’ll be here for 5 hours…

any nurses to charm?

 

[Boo]

dont you have do not eat? ?

No food after midnight, I ate before midnight…I had fruits, they digest pretty quick…I’m fuming over that liar joe for l giving hunter the crook freedom from prosecution…fuckn criminals, all of them

 

[jokerman]

I am up and waiting for 6AM to come around so a Uber will come to take Herself and Your Humble Obdn't &tc to this experimental eye thingy where they are gonna stick a needle in her eye again.

They keep the place at the low 60's, so this time I am going wearing my only long pants: My hunting outfit. Gonna wear a hunting vest, too. No rifle, just my PUG.

approach slow ,too much ,too fast is too scary