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Countryboy

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Good morning brothers and sisters! Hugz all around! View attachment 19098574 View attachment 19098575

Another rainy day starting at 46F and predicted to soar to 53F during the sweltering part of the day.

Good thing I studied for my physical as everything passed except my creatin, which was high again last week, suggesting issues with my kidneys. It started after my pain doctor gave me a prescription for Meloxicam, so I discontinued taking it. I had another blood draw yesterday to see where the creatin is now.

Going on the sixth day counting the weekend, and no return call from the Ford dealership service department. Looks like I will be driving further for service to one of the surrounding towns. Must be nice having so much business that they no longer care about customers....................................

Despite owning five Fords over the years, this is the first time I've dealt with their dealerships and am seriously disappointed after the excellent service I've gotten from VW and Mercedes dealerships. Giving me second thoughts about my commitment to by American to support our economy, when we are our own worst enemies...........
I'll leave this here:
 

BrassNwood

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Crikey, bro!! I'd be trying all the ones I could not identify! Like the one with mayonnaise...
Mayonnaise is one of the food groups.
Omigawd. Omigawd. Right in the feels.

Veterans day only bring up memories of how hated the military was during the Vietnam war. Getting through the airport in your class A uniform with your person and gear intact was nearly impossible. Spit on. shouldered and attempted knockdowns every few feet.

Baggage claim had made sure to piss all over my duffle bag. One little 4 yr old girl pulls on my leg to get my attention and when I squatted down said " My daddy says you're a baby killer" Pointing back at him. I said you run back and hug your daddy and tell him I said he's a coward. Can you say coward? Ohh good. Run along now.


Shades of my first car, a 53 Ford, which I went through the master cylinder and all four wheels one at a time, with failures in between. Since then, when I replace a wheel cylinder, I do all four.

I know the 3-remaining wheel cylinders as well as the 2 remaining soft hoses are time bombs and need done ASAP but I keep hemming and hawing on tossing the drums for a full set of Discs. Then shit didn't go as planned and I'm in worse shape then I was when I did the right front. Wife keeps says have it done but it goes against the grain. I've done all my own car repairs for 65 years having fixed the family lawnmower when I was still a toddler.
 

Gray Wolf

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thanks for the love folks, I head out about 11am and hopefully I'll be back home soon after...gonna stop for breakfast on the way home...I'm fasting and it's not my favorite thing to do...
God speed and good luck brother! I hate fasting too and notice it diminishes my sense of humor.
Lift your legs for sure when the moment hits 😁
Very gently lift your legs before the critical moment to keep from swinging..................................
 

BumSplodgeBrownPants

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Wow, that crapper swing seat could be fun!
Have you ever heard about "spitting the winkle", some of the surfers used to do it when I was a kid, they maybe still do. But they sucked up seawater in their butts and ran ashore and "Spit the winkle" all over someone sunbathing. Or shoved a hosepipe up there and then ran off and blasted one of their pals in the garden.

I was just thinking about an elaborate new Jackson Pollock style of painting.

Anyone want to give me a push on that thing?
 

dogzter

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Wow, that crapper swing seat could be fun!
Have you ever heard about "spitting the winkle", some of the surfers used to do it when I was a kid, they maybe still do. But they sucked up seawater in their butts and ran ashore and "Spit the winkle" all over someone sunbathing. Or shoved a hosepipe up there and then ran off and blasted one of their pals in the garden.

I was just thinking about an elaborate new Jackson Pollock style of painting.

Anyone want to give me a push on that thing?
We can definitely be friends.
😆
Ass blast from the past!
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The snows just taunting me now.
😕
 

Gray Wolf

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Old age is when you finally have enough tools to do most any jobs but are too damn weak to pick them up and use them.

I needed a snipe to loosen the firewall bolts holding the master on. Almost called on her highness for help. Shudder.
If you can remember where you put them and find your 10mm socket.
 
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