Yeah I did …actually blew that up and re posted it last night just for the fangs… but it’s probably about 50 pages back by now. I wont send you on a wild goose chase.
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I don’t know if I’d be popping them with a wet towel. Might piss them off and they attack. Wonder if they ever attack the guests like monkey bite attack…
Goodnight family! Sleep well! I love you all! 
In hindsight - maybe I should have done the 'Zen' approach - and meditated while they tried to eat me - or anything else in the vicinity - but no - I needed to get that monkey gang off the premises - without letting blood or breaking bones - mine or theirs -
- one bite from any of those monkeys would necessitate an urgent visit to a medical clinic for painful shots against rabies and other nasty diseases - so the towel was a good weapon for a soft landing in this scenario - it kept them at bay - and could sting them on the arse - got them scared enough for them to leave - by concentrating on the biggest male - works with humans usually - works with monkeys too
he has a alias!Hi Alonso Quijano, a pleasure to make your acquaintance
Telling me?
I watched Planet of the apes twice and the second time with one eye closed
Well - they ain't that organised - yet - but they did have some strategy - send in the little door testers first - to see if they can slide a door open - then once inside get the rest of the gang in there - and they do it brazenly - as people swim in the villa pool - or sunbathe - kinda covert sneaky/quite - and when found out - still try and steal more - unless someone confronts them -
Hmmm - it's kinda like being in a Walgreens in San Francisco these days (if there are any left) - I 'spose - invaded by a gang intent on grabbing whatever they can get away with -
The KLF
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Plenty of videos showing them ripping off each others balls and biting off fingers.
Curious: how long are my posts going to have to be 'mod approved'?
The KLF
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Those teeth suggest conflict over resources, food, females, etc...
That looks good, I could sit down for a meal like yours.
You reminded me there is a new meat pie place at the mall.
Dime
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It's like gorilla warfare, I bet they were looking for chocolate chimp cookies,obviously they went bananas.Damn monkeys(Grey Macaque's) - got into one of the villa's kitchens - they know how to open sliding doors -
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Every time I've visited this place - there has been a 'visitation' - (home invasion) - by the monkeys - and they make quite a mess - ahh well - it's their jungle - buncha opportunistic vandals - lol
The KLF
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Now it's organized gangs. Easy to do when 'they' know 'they' won't be prosecuted. Some places put up signs:
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You ever hear of the Tiger Temple in Thailand where the monks walked around with tigers?In hindsight - maybe I should have done the 'Zen' approach - and meditated while they tried to eat me - or anything else in the vicinity - but no - I needed to get that monkey gang off the premises - without letting blood or breaking bones - mine or theirs -
- one bite from any of those monkeys would necessitate an urgent visit to a medical clinic for painful shots against rabies and other nasty diseases - so the towel was a good weapon for a soft landing in this scenario - it kept them at bay - and could sting them on the arse - got them scared enough for them to leave - by concentrating on the biggest male - works with humans usually - works with monkeys too
disapeared too 
Hmmm yus - maybe I should put a sign up for the Grey Macaque's - 'Do not steal more than one bag of Cheeto's!?' -
- but they ain't edumacayted - and can't read - and this was their jungle - before this resort showed up - so maybe they think that they are getting some sorta reparations - taking a little cream off the top - since to build the resort - they must have chopped down quite a few fruit bearing trees - where the monkeys
could eat - but now they prefer all this processed food the resort guests bring into their domain - quite honestly - it ain't helping their diet -
Ya - I've also been to a cat (domestic) temple - and a monkey temple
here in Thailand over the years - they are all great for encouraging more tourism -
