Yeah I did …actually blew that up and re posted it last night just for the fangs… but it’s probably about 50 pages back by now. I wont send you on a wild goose chase.
I don’t know if I’d be popping them with a wet towel. Might piss them off and they attack. Wonder if they ever attack the guests like monkey bite attack…Yeah I did …actually blew that up and re posted it last night just for the fangs… but it’s probably about 50 pages back by now. I wont send you on a wild goose chase.
Alonso Quijano.
In hindsight - maybe I should have done the 'Zen' approach - and meditated while they tried to eat me - or anything else in the vicinity - but no - I needed to get that monkey gang off the premises - without letting blood or breaking bones - mine or theirs -
he has a alias!Hi Alonso Quijano, a pleasure to make your acquaintance
Telling me?to be honest all joking aside monkeys are nothing to fuck around with they can be dangerous
Well - they ain't that organised - yet - but they did have some strategy - send in the little door testers first - to see if they can slide a door open - then once inside get the rest of the gang in there - and they do it brazenly - as people swim in the villa pool - or sunbathe - kinda covert sneaky/quite - and when found out - still try and steal more - unless someone confronts them -Telling me?
I watched Planet of the apes twice and the second time with one eye closed
Plenty of videos showing them ripping off each others balls and biting off fingers.My college primate ecology professor showed us a video of a chimp trying to rip a guy's balls off
Those teeth suggest conflict over resources, food, females, etc...
That looks good, I could sit down for a meal like yours.They don't need to invade. Just offer to pay off all the student loans.
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We'll get a 6 pack of all white meat no vegie pies to go anytime we are in the neighborhood and freeze them.
It's like gorilla warfare, I bet they were looking for chocolate chimp cookies,obviously they went bananas.Damn monkeys (Grey Macaque's) - got into one of the villa's kitchens - they know how to open sliding doors -
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Every time I've visited this place - there has been a 'visitation' - (home invasion) - by the monkeys - and they make quite a mess - ahh well - it's their jungle - buncha opportunistic vandals - lol
Now it's organized gangs. Easy to do when 'they' know 'they' won't be prosecuted. Some places put up signs:Well - they ain't that organised - yet - but they did have some strategy - send in the little door testers first - to see if they can slide a door open - then once inside get the rest of the gang in there - and they do it brazenly - as people swim in the villa pool - or sunbathe - kinda covert sneaky/quite - and when found out - still try and steal more - unless someone confronts them -
Hmmm - it's kinda like being in a Walgreens in San Francisco these days (if there are any left) - I 'spose - invaded by a gang intent on grabbing whatever they can get away with -
You ever hear of the Tiger Temple in Thailand where the monks walked around with tigers?In hindsight - maybe I should have done the 'Zen' approach - and meditated while they tried to eat me - or anything else in the vicinity - but no - I needed to get that monkey gang off the premises - without letting blood or breaking bones - mine or theirs -
- one bite from any of those monkeys would necessitate an urgent visit to a medical clinic for painful shots against rabies and other nasty diseases - so the towel was a good weapon for a soft landing in this scenario - it kept them at bay - and could sting them on the arse - got them scared enough for them to leave - by concentrating on the biggest male - works with humans usually - works with monkeys too
Too busy trying to work out where his disapeared too
Hmmm yus - maybe I should put a sign up for the Grey Macaque's - 'Do not steal more than one bag of Cheeto's!?' -Now it's organized gangs. Easy to do when 'they' know 'they' won't be prosecuted. Some places put up signs:
Ya - I've also been to a cat (domestic) temple - and a monkey temple here in Thailand over the years - they are all great for encouraging more tourism -You ever hear of the Tiger Temple in Thailand where the monks walked around with tigers?