The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

I can give you French lessons?

You may finally know how to ask for someone to come mow your lawn.

does it involve French kissing ?

 

[BrassNwood]

That is a damn shame. Parents have a responsibility to raise their children. What the fk has happened….

I was a slow learning and kept sassing mom so dad would take me out back and we'd do the leather belt dance. Can't do that nowadays unless you take them offshore past the USA limits and into international waters.

Shit

Gross video shows ‘poo-cano’ blowing 33 feet in air, covering pedestrians and cars: ‘I’m drenched in poo’

Stomach-churning video shows the moment human sewage erupted on a busy Chinese motorway, drenching cars, pedestrians, and bikers in what has been dubbed a “poo-cano.”

nypost.com

Back in 1968 my sister while living in a basement apartment in Fairbanks Ak. came home to a strange rumbling and sound and opened the door just in time to see the fountain of sewage geyser from the shitter. Her husband put on his fishing waders and rescued the critical papers and cold weather clothes before it got to deep even for the waders.

River flooded the treatment plant and backed back much of the town.

As a Plumbers son I cant wrap my brain around that.
As an electrician to me it's a pumping station nightmare.
Sounds like too much can go wrong
I had worked in sewerage treatment plants earlier in my career and always knew when corn was on sale.

Murphy's law for sure.

 

[Boo]

mmm, snacks...