Dime
Well-known member
Amen
All though I really dont need anyone to make fun of me.
I live with me all day and it aint easy
Amen
All though I really dont need anyone to make fun of me.
I live with me all day and it aint easy
Bet you can't do it.....if ya even tried you would .....well.....piss yourself....ha ha.How did I get called into this conversation? Y’all go ahead and pee while walking.
You mean old bastard !!!!!Ivan and I headed out to the office again a little earlier this morning. I have to do a scale drawing of my property and everything that sits on the ground in order to get the Well paperwork moving. I am so proud of my little Ivan on how well he listens and how attentive he is to the situation around me. A couple of kids were walking past my front rolling gate and they were quite fascinated what was going on so I told Ivan to go chase him away. He’s very intimidating and listens to his daddy extremely well… I am done for the day
What did you get on Doobers train?Bet you can't do it.....if ya even tried you would .....well.....piss yourself....ha ha.
Any of you OF carry a cane??
I'm gonna check the Arc, or Goodwill...
Any of you OF carry a cane??
I'm gonna check the Arc, or Goodwill...
They used to be madeI'm looking for one that shoots
Like on the show I watched ,Game of Thrones, the father told his daughter, "just make sure you poke them with the pointy end." Now that she had her own sword.Zorro is too old school.!
Im not that flashy ,handsome or a skilled swordman.
Im more of the do a tap dance on your feet with it then plunge it somewhere good
Oh, I like horseradish, that is a good root vegetable. Causes an expulsion of hot fumes out of my nose.Been out in what is left of the veggie garden pulling the cucumber plants as well as the horseradish leaves. I won't harvest the horseradish this year.....It is hotter if I only harvest every other year. I am pooped. I really didn't do that much....no stamina anymore.
Remember, you can carry a cane on a plane...
Cane Self Defense with new cane students walking with and using it in close basic techniques
That was good, made me laugh out loud.Besides Unca Walt invented dirt....which is fine by me.
Advice my father gave me: "Never mix up the Vick's Vaporub jar with the Vaseline jar."here is some wisdom from an O'l Fart.
Never take an Ambien and a laxative at the same time...
Any of you OF carry a cane??
I'm gonna check the Arc, or Goodwill...
Any of you OF carry a cane??
I'm gonna check the Arc, or Goodwill...
Sorry don't want to get on that train.What did you get on Doobers train?
Me neither. Nor "Friends".I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld !