BubbasPlace
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Bubba
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The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
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Bubba
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
Yes he would!
ramblinman
Active member
Happy new year folks
FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, MONTRESOR!!!!
@bigsur51
The circular-canceling motherhunching idiot software has a gaping hole innit!!
It DROPPED me off the fargin earth in JUNE. I had long forgotten my password.
Told me I had to put either my email address or my handle in the slot to get a new password.
So I put my email addy in. They gave me a one-time HUGE password. I was back in bidness.
"EXCEPT" one teensy detail: Instead of Unca Walt, my email address got published with each post. I pointed this out in the fukkin posts. So I tried to re-register.
I could light up the site, but I could not post. Had to either register or sign in.
HERE COMES THE CIRCLE
Tried to sign in: "ENTER PASSWORD" <-- Does that sound familiar? I didn't have it!!
Tried to register: "ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS" <-- So I did. The same email address that has been solely used longer than any other email address on the face of the earth. <-- This was posited and proven earlier, but I digress in order to slow my racing heart because of the fukking dsiddfajlas idiot dka
<deep breath>
Tried to register: "ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS" <-- So I did.
The response: "THAT EMAIL ADDRESS IS NOT AVAILABLE"
"ENTER YOUR PASSWORD"
So I go to my bud, Big. He contacts the I.I.C. (Idiot In Charge)
The IIC responds with a parody of W.C. Fields' cure for insomnia:
"Get a good night's sleep."
This is the help the IIC gave. It is a perfect truth, but it is the polar opposite to helping:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"He has two accounts here.
Unca Walt was created on 1/3/2023 (he posted 219 times using this account).
Unca_Walt was created on 6/19/2023 (he has one or two posts under this account).
If he can remember his password for either account, he can log in."
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If I had some ham, I could have ham and eggs... if I had some eggs.
The obvious step now obtains. Big has gotta send this to the helpful guy.
Point out to him that the reason I am in this pickle is because I do not remember the fukking sekrit password.
That is the problem that was born one day in June when I went to sign on, and the fargin software asked me for my fargin password which I do not have.
CIRCLE.
Good morning brothers and sisters! Wishing a happy, prosperous, pain free 2024 to you all!
I slept until midnight, when the fireworks went off and Miss Layla came to me for solace, after which I tossed and turned, cursing the birth, their father, and the birth mother of the a-holes shooting off the firework at the expense of the neighborhood pets.
Mostly cloudy today, starting at 37F and predicted to reach 48F.
Area Heating and Cooling's GM ignored my letter, so I will be moving on with legal action there. My attorney suggests small claims court and filing with the Contractors Licensing Board.
I slept until midnight, when the fireworks went off and Miss Layla came to me for solace, after which I tossed and turned, cursing the birth, their father, and the birth mother of the a-holes shooting off the firework at the expense of the neighborhood pets.
Mostly cloudy today, starting at 37F and predicted to reach 48F.
Area Heating and Cooling's GM ignored my letter, so I will be moving on with legal action there. My attorney suggests small claims court and filing with the Contractors Licensing Board.
Mornin Unc! IMHO you need a smart techie man servant.
Like a Mr French guy in some tv show I used to watch in my youth .
Handy for tech reasons ,snack requests ,and your Mrs knows its not some floozy trying to take you away and have their way with you
In the dot-com boom, I got shares for a dollar and sold them for $51. <-- TINS. Went out with Foxie Lady and bought a Skedaddlac. Dickered with the price, and the smiling boss sat down with the sales guy and us'ns.
"How do you want to finance?"
"Oh, no problem. We're paying cash. We'll drive it away."
I honestly was unaware of how important hooking sumbody into monthly payments was to a car dealership until that second. Honest. I ain't lyin'.
The boss guy damn' near pooped hisself. He gave the salesman a look that would require Holy Water to wash off.
I got this and took the quiz -- It is not trickery, just questions.
New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below ....
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 1337 - 1453
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8 ) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed?
Me, too!
New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below ....
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 1337 - 1453
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8 ) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed?
Me, too!
I'm all about Points! How many do I get for the Deluxe Undercoat?
The only good thing on a Yugo was the rear windshield defroster. It kept your hands warm when you had to push the damn thing.
Looks like peaches and mangoes; fully ripe.
I set a large pile of limbs, branches, saplings, sticks and a few Cannabis stems on fire last night. 20' tall flames made us back up a few steps and the flames prompted some horn honking on the highway. Fireworks started shortly before midnight and Bonnie the Dog headed for her storm shelter int he shower. I pre-loaded the shower with one of her dog beds. Fireworks and thunderstorms make her quiver.
