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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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kevinn
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What is your impression of the Lemmon Betty. Found clones for sale on line but no seeds.
I have grown Lemon Betty for over 10 years! One of my favorite daytime smokes. Easy to grow, east to trim, good yield and popular with the locals.....
Red Witch and I were just reminiscing, and we had a laugh: Her BFF in High School was a real cutie named Dolores Souto (Irish, apparently). They lost touch in the Wonder Years while "we Sneds" were in the military.
But the weirdest circumstance brought us all together again. Dolores had married a guy named Larry Messner, and they lived in Lost Wages, New Vada. Over a dinner table one day with another couple in Sin City, the other lady mentioned a book she had just read that made her cry both for happy and for sad. Said the author was a guy named Walt Snedeker.
Dolores said she knew me and that triggered a call from Dolores to Her Witchie-poo, resulting in them coming to visit us on Long Island.
Now here comes the funny part: I was taught fencing with sabres by Herself's Daddy (who had been a fencing champion). So I got a couple of my sabres (real ones) out, and taught Larry some parry-thrust-riposte moves. I got him to stop my sabre from an overhand cut (hold your sabre sideways and up to stop the blade of your attacker), then a sideways slash, and finally a straight thrust to the guts (hold your blade vertically downwards and parry left or right guiding your attackers blade out of the way).
Larry asked me what he should do in the military (draftable, d'ysee) and should he accept OCS. I told him he prolly would never get it, but he should try his best to get in.
Ho-kay. A third of a century passed, and we got together again, this time in Lost Wages. Larry told me:
"Walt, I was fucking terrified when we were doing that choreographed sabre swinging! If I did it wrong, you would have skewered me. But it somehow got me in OCS, since I discussed it with the recruiter for some reason, and he flagged me for the part."
So Larry retired as a fargin Lt. Colonel. <-- Larry said I gave him great advice even if I nearly cut his head off with a sabre. And here I wuz, just a fargin sergeant and he was a recruit.
Oh. He is Johnny Messner's daddy. The movie star who was best buds with Bruce Willis. Go to the library and get the movie, "Anaconda" <-- He makes ladies moist.
But the weirdest circumstance brought us all together again. Dolores had married a guy named Larry Messner, and they lived in Lost Wages, New Vada. Over a dinner table one day with another couple in Sin City, the other lady mentioned a book she had just read that made her cry both for happy and for sad. Said the author was a guy named Walt Snedeker.
Dolores said she knew me and that triggered a call from Dolores to Her Witchie-poo, resulting in them coming to visit us on Long Island.
Now here comes the funny part: I was taught fencing with sabres by Herself's Daddy (who had been a fencing champion). So I got a couple of my sabres (real ones) out, and taught Larry some parry-thrust-riposte moves. I got him to stop my sabre from an overhand cut (hold your sabre sideways and up to stop the blade of your attacker), then a sideways slash, and finally a straight thrust to the guts (hold your blade vertically downwards and parry left or right guiding your attackers blade out of the way).
Larry asked me what he should do in the military (draftable, d'ysee) and should he accept OCS. I told him he prolly would never get it, but he should try his best to get in.
Ho-kay. A third of a century passed, and we got together again, this time in Lost Wages. Larry told me:
"Walt, I was fucking terrified when we were doing that choreographed sabre swinging! If I did it wrong, you would have skewered me. But it somehow got me in OCS, since I discussed it with the recruiter for some reason, and he flagged me for the part."
So Larry retired as a fargin Lt. Colonel. <-- Larry said I gave him great advice even if I nearly cut his head off with a sabre. And here I wuz, just a fargin sergeant and he was a recruit.
Oh. He is Johnny Messner's daddy. The movie star who was best buds with Bruce Willis. Go to the library and get the movie, "Anaconda" <-- He makes ladies moist.
Weedhopper
Well-known member
Watching College Football/Peach Bowl.
Absolutely. I just blew about $25,000 on exactly that this week at m LCD. Required a special cart to get them out to the car. TINS.
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Ahh - we got a winner here - good and well thought out New Year's Resolution - seems like its not something most of us want to commit to understandably - especially us old farts - and in the spirit of things festive too - I'll try and be resolute about sticking around on this planet for another year - if it'll have me - for another year -
Hope you like our little hideout. Are you a real cowboy? If so this song is for you
Weedhopper
Well-known member
thanks!
I put out some feelers over at gim3…a lot of people are sitting on a lot of silver lol and maybe they want to unload some
my nearest local coin shop is 135 miles away one way…
I guess that works ..... especially if it does for you. Hope your cowboys win. Here in Denver we just loose. We benched our retread quarterback for the rest of the season. Big buck boy who is past his prime.....at least at altitude.A real Dallas Cowboy fan.
I rode many times and I own a Cowboy hat. Does that count.
Now the real question.....Do you like O'l Farts cause there are lots on this thread. You don't necessarily have to be and O'l Fart just think like us.
We do know how to smoke dope and tell jokes though.
You and Walt are making me want to go and buy some more. How much is enough.....kind of like Boo's theory on ammo.....never enough. Ha ha.
ramblinman
Active member
Nice, how does it smell?
it is my New Year’s resolution….buy more gold and silver and bitcoin….
dont let Walt know that I said bitcoin cause he will rip me a new one…
Smells good but the exhale is what, for me, sets it apart from most others. Love it.
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yer kidding!!?…
my oldest granddaughters birthday today….grampa loaded her up with cash today
ramblinman
Active member
I'm hunting for a good piney strain. Wish I could find the early 80's mexican Christmas tree.Smells good but the exhale it what, for me, sets it apart from most others. Love it.
