I remember my brothers Mac weighed a ton
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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Some guys have all the luck
Ahh yeah - she has infused the surface by sticking cloves into it apparently - that's those sticky-out black stick like delio's -The crust on that ham looks!
When white water boating, we would each be assigned a dinner for the group, and one of my favorites was a ham similar to your wife's pictured and baked in coals in a fire pit.
The cross hatch and cloves reminded me of those memorable evenings on a wild river, as I also cross hatched the ham and inserted cloves, before covering the with pineapples, which I basted in a mixture of the pineapple juice, Grand Mariner, and Colemans mustard.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
We stick some cherries in as well as that.
Roast beast with pan gravy and rice today.
We eat a lot of beef and that's the way I like it.
Resist that temptation Brother resist
Last words of Wisdom for the year
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Yummy
oldfogey8
Well-known member
Me in my early 20’s. Santa didn’t think I was as funny as I did but was a good sport and even traded bunny ears with me…
i hope you had fun and got some good pictures. We are home now from delivering presents. Ended up eating at a subway in between stops. Grandson got a optimus virtual reality thingy and was trying to explain it to Oma. Just got a video of him using it. He was fighting gorillas I think. maybe There is a use for me to have an optimus virtual reality thingy? Merry Christmas friend
oh ps, Arlo got an ear infection from his bath at the dognparlor. Have to take him to the vet tomorrow
I begged my momma not to make me sit on Santa’s lap. I screamed loud about it. I was always scared of him and still am a little…
you had the wrong Santa oh Subie of the North Pole
