The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Putembk]

Grass cutting day again...damn that stuff grows fast. I need to try and get out early before the heat sets in. Unfortunately there are things that need to be done in the basement.

 

[Boo]

I wonder, is it just me that feels so beat up when I get out of bed in the morning. I honestly God feel like it’s the end of the world when I try to get my feet on the floor. Thanks to my girl crush. I pass out very readily when I smoke half a joint, but I always get up to get a snack and then it’s out for the night… This began back in 2012 when they tore my bowels out and it’s never been the same. After icing my back for an hour while eating breakfast, I feel a whole lot better but the first hours of my morning are torturous.

 

[Boo]

I'm on my morning 3 Mile Walk had 2 Starbucks iced coffees. there's almost a light rain, probably about 70 75 Fahrenheit. the oceans keeping us cool. have a half ounce of something called spritzer it's a mac-1 hybrid it was 50 bucks. splurged on some ice hash too that was like 36 for a gram. wearing clean clothes. Still haven't gotten laid.doober

 

[Putembk]

D B, weren't there any girls at Starbucks? Cut back on the drugs and buy a girl a cup of coffee...might get laid then....

 

[Gray Wolf]

Not would be Subie more like will be

Forever
Good Morning GW
Humid today and its early
I would start the debauchery early

Good morning Jokerman!

High 90's here today, but the humidity is only 59%.

Done! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

 

[Boo]

I don’t know what I just did with the last post, but it’s not what I wanted to post. Sooner, if it makes you feel any better I haven’t got a whole Lotta action since Linda passed away and at this point in my life memories work for me….

 

[Putembk]

How much is a cup of coffee at Starbucks?

 

[Putembk]

I rarely drink coffee anywhere but in my kitchen but when I do wander our I like McDonald's coffee the best.

 

[D. B. Doober]

D B, weren't there any girls at Starbucks? Cut back on the drugs and buy a girl a cup of coffee...might get laid then....

 

[SubGirl]

I wonder, is it just me that feels so beat up when I get out of bed in the morning. I honestly God feel like it’s the end of the world when I try to get my feet on the floor. Thanks to my girl crush. I pass out very readily when I smoke half a joint, but I always get up to get a snack and then it’s out for the night… This began back in 2012 when they tore my bowels out and it’s never been the same. After icing my back for an hour while eating breakfast, I feel a whole lot better but the first hours of my morning are torturous.

I think the first part of the day is hard for most of us. Moving our squeaky joints around until they are ready. Then trying to keep moving so that they don’t stiffin up again…
‘Hope your day is good boo hot as crap here

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Was it Pute - who was a car salesman? - Here's Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse - along that theme - from a British perspective perhaps -

 

[Gray Wolf]

My corn sugar wash with Turbo yeast is now percolating at about 132 bubbles per minute.

Miss Layla just masterfully thwarted a Racoon that decided to explore her courtyard. She kept it up on the wall, where it wisely stayed, but taunted her.

 

[Gray Wolf]

I think the first part of the day is hard for most of us. Moving our squeaky joints around until they are ready. Then trying to keep moving so that they don’t stiffin up again…
‘Hope your day is good boo hot as crap here

First thing in the morning is when I'm most stove up and hurting for sure. Once I stretch and get moving, it lets up some.

 

[SubGirl]

First thing in the morning is when I'm most stove up and hurting for sure. Once I stretch and get moving, it lets up some.

Yep. Good morning GW. Hope your day is good too

 

[SubGirl]

My corn sugar wash with Turbo yeast is now percolating at about 132 bubbles per minute.

Miss Layla just masterfully thwarted a Racoon that decided to explore her courtyard. She kept it up on the wall, where it wisely stayed, but taunted her.

132 bubbles per minute. Is that a thing? bpm.

 

[dogzter]

Seperate money..........holy shit we can do that!?!

Ass is feeling especially kicked after yesterday's adventures I predict a day of not too much at all for me today.

To be honest, I’ve come to appreciate dogs more than female company. I’m not queer or anything, but dogs are just the best…

Amen brother if the wife goes before me that will be my choice as well.

I wonder, is it just me that feels so beat up when I get out of bed in the morning. I honestly God feel like it’s the end of the world when I try to get my feet on the floor. Thanks to my girl crush. I pass out very readily when I smoke half a joint, but I always get up to get a snack and then it’s out for the night… This began back in 2012 when they tore my bowels out and it’s never been the same. After icing my back for an hour while eating breakfast, I feel a whole lot better but the first hours of my morning are torturous.

Takes me two hours in the morning for the pills and coffee to kick in until I am functional........ complete trainwreck of a shitshow first thing.

 

[Putembk]

I think the first part of the day is hard for most of us. Moving our squeaky joints around until they are ready. Then trying to keep moving so that they don’t stiffin up again…
‘Hope your day is good boo hot as crap here

Takes me longer and longer to work the kinks out in the morning. Since I got the steroid shots in my back things are better but I don't look or move good for about a half hour after getting up in the morning

 

[BubbasPlace]

is that a trick question...

I once represented a lady who was over 6 feet tall and about 275. Built like Hoss Cartwright, but her most remarkable feature was a full beard. We are not talking hairy face here, we are talking full on Paul Bunyun or ZZ Topp beard.

If it had come to blows, I would have fought with everything I had! I would have lost hard....

Never say never!
Bubba

 

[SubGirl]

Takes me longer and longer to work the kinks out in the morning. Since I got the steroid shots in my back things are better but I don't look or move good for about a half hour after getting up in the morning

Yes , so it’s a regular thing for most of us I think. Those not old enough to experience it yet, keep moving folks. It’s the best medicine.

 

[SubGirl]

I once represented a lady who was over 6 feet tall and about 275. Built like Hoss Cartwright, but her most remarkable feature was a full beard. We are not talking hairy face here, we are talking full on Paul Bunyun or ZZ Topp beard.

If it had come to blows, I would have fought with everything I had! I would have lost hard....

Never say never!
Bubba

I went to the 5.00 store to get some wrapping paper the woman that waited on me had a full beard. It was very strange…