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Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
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I am stuck with a vacuum....will make the best of it.
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ost

Well-known member
Thanks.
I found a site where they had problems with pepper seedlings and they used saliva and toothpicks. Something about the enzymes in the saliva I think. I lubed the husks up pretty good with some spit and let them set for about a half hour and gently used 2 toothpicks to wedge the husk open and they fell right off. Now we will see if my morning breath spit digests the cotelydons I guess…
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The 3 in the forefront and the back left seedlings were the patients I surguried…
a drop of fresh aloe,will make the hull , fall off overnite ,no toothpicks required!
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
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Yes - it's the night before Christmas Eve - and all is as well as can be expected - managed to wrap 5 presents - but still more to wrap on the morrow - currently enjoying a spliff laced with Cookies 🍪 isolator hash - before doing a reconnaissance mission thru the kitchen - to find something to slake my thirst - and quell my munchies -
'Ti's the season of goodwill' - so here's at ya! <throws mucho goodwill all over the show>
 

jokerman

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The New Doctor in Town​

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?" As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?" "I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick." "Huh," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house." Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately." "You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps." As they left, the elder doc said,"Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it? "Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
 

jokerman

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Yes - it's the night before Christmas Eve - and all is as well as can be expected - managed to wrap 5 presents - but still more to wrap on the morrow - currently enjoying a spliff laced with Cookies 🍪 isolator hash - before doing a reconnaissance mission thru the kitchen - to find something to slake my thirst - and quell my munchies -
'Ti's the season of goodwill' - so here's at ya! <throws mucho goodwill all over the show>
Ditto my friend ! graze lite its still early
 

OleReynard

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I get a two knuckle exam up the poop shoot every 10 years. The last one was done six months ago by resident doctor, who seemed to be quite disturbed when I asked him if he was having as much fun as I was…

Gypsy, I don’t know if you remember back in the overgrow days, you sent me a black elm box with an epoxy coating on it, and it had a little trays and dividers on the inside for rolling my stash. You sent one to gunny as well.I still use it every day and see your name on that brass plaque on the inside… whatever happened to old pink, I’ve not seen his name in years…
I have a female nurse practitioner, I'm having mixed feelings about a prostate exam?
Doctors don't like it up here in Northern Mn.
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
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I have a female nurse practitioner, I'm having mixed feelings about a prostate exam?
Doctors don't like it up here in Northern Mn.
I would absolutely make sure that I had that exam at least once every 10 years. When you get up and age every five years is probably advisable. I think I would rather have a female practitioner. Check my prostate because women usually have smaller fingers. the first thing I do when I meet a guy that’s going to do the exam is to look at the size of his fingers. If they’re too big, he does not get a pass to go up the poop shoot …😆
 

Boo

Cabana’s bitch
Veteran
I went across town this morning and discovered this beast hang from a chain and a tree. The owner wanted it gone and didn’t have any idea how to remove it because of its size. I’m going to go over there on 3 January with my front end loaderand a couple of trailers. One trailer will be for the loader to transport and the other trailer will be to take the stag horn home. It has
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to weigh 600 pounds.
 

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