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The Original O'l Farts Club.

BrassNwood

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Sometimes you just need to sleep on it to find a better answer. If I can't find homes for the poor things, I'll have to pot them up, keep them under lights and run them as container plants for now. Sheesh. It's not like we have a plant count inspector. I never was good at destroying my hard work.

Grow will be on autopilot for the next month or more I'm guessing. I'll spray for powdery mildew today and juice them all before we leave and trust they will do fine without me.

Just thinking. My Windows laptop hijacks my external TV speaker if I leave the Bluetooth on(because I play tunes from my laptop to the speakers). Took me a couple of weeks to figure that one out. Bluetooth can do some weird things. If your TV has Bluetooth, you may be able to toggle it off in settings. Some TV remotes use IR to control the TV so it could be some other device is on the same frequency(I think) and the signal turns the TV on. Or poltergeists do like to screw with us living beings😂

We had one of the first color TV's on the block and it had "Remote Control". The puzzling thing was we'd get home from an evening out and find the TV on and the volume cranked all the way up.

It was months before we witnessed what was actually happening. With the phone on the floor in just the right spot. First ring TV comes on. 2nd ring volume cranks up. 3rd ring more volume. By the 4th ring it was all the way up and you were yelling to be heard in the room.

Jeez... Lookit this -- Post Vaccine Cancer Statistics

It will have your riveting attention at ten seconds in.

We are entering "Interesting Times" no error.
https://x.com/VigilantFox/status/1795452231048651083
10% or more of the people we know who took the jab have heart trouble now.
I am ashamed of this country.

1974 I'm changing duty stations and flying to west Germany. Flying civy with a voucher meant wearing class A uniform and traversing an airport was like playing football with every 3rd person actively out to ruin your day. From the stuck-out foot to trip you to the people who'd openly spit on you. Knocked into every few feet. Have your duffle bag come down claim check soaked in urine.

The best was the 4-year-old girl who tugged on my pant leg and said " My daddy say's you're a baby killer" I squatted down and said run back and hug your daddy and tell him he's a coward.

75 when I ran the gauntlet of a public airport again the fall of Saigon had happened, and the news media had painted the US Army with an even blacker brush and flying was more interesting than ever for US service personal in uniform.



Not only am I an old stoner but today I am a one year older stoner. :happybirthday:

Put another candle on my birthday cake I'm another year old today.
 

dogzter

Drapetomaniac
Good morning hope everyone is feeling their oats this morning.
Post office finally found the box of lead that was shipped to me six weeks ago and may actually make the delivery today.
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Wanna piss them off stuff 60 pou ds of lead in a all you can fit shipping box.
😝
The good news it it was apparently too heavy to either steal or toss in the trash and it did make it.......lolz.
 

Mars_Barz

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Sometimes you just need to sleep on it to find a better answer. If I can't find homes for the poor things, I'll have to pot them up, keep them under lights and run them as container plants for now. Sheesh. It's not like we have a plant count inspector. I never was good at destroying my hard work.

Grow will be on autopilot for the next month or more I'm guessing. I'll spray for powdery mildew today and juice them all before we leave and trust they will do fine without me.



We had one of the first color TV's on the block and it had "Remote Control". The puzzling thing was we'd get home from an evening out and find the TV on and the volume cranked all the way up.

It was months before we witnessed what was actually happening. With the phone on the floor in just the right spot. First ring TV comes on. 2nd ring volume cranks up. 3rd ring more volume. By the 4th ring it was all the way up and you were yelling to be heard in the room.


10% or more of the people we know who took the jab have heart trouble now.


1974 I'm changing duty stations and flying to west Germany. Flying civy with a voucher meant wearing class A uniform and traversing an airport was like playing football with every 3rd person actively out to ruin your day. From the stuck-out foot to trip you to the people who'd openly spit on you. Knocked into every few feet. Have your duffle bag come down claim check soaked in urine.

The best was the 4-year-old girl who tugged on my pant leg and said " My daddy say's you're a baby killer" I squatted down and said run back and hug your daddy and tell him he's a coward.

75 when I ran the gauntlet of a public airport again the fall of Saigon had happened, and the news media had painted the US Army with an even blacker brush and flying was more interesting than ever for US service personal in uniform.



Not only am I an old stoner but today I am a one year older stoner. :happybirthday:

Put another candle on my birthday cake I'm another year old today.
Thank you for your service, and

Happy Birthday!!
 

BumSplodgeBrownPants

Well-known member
Or at least debate the merits of removing fan leaves vs keeping them. :biggrin:

I leave that up to the plants to decide. Not my department. :greenstars:

I'd rather have a mass debate over the BSHW... I've just cropped a couple of mexicans crossed with the BSHW and by jove it's just perfect sunny afternoon in the garden pot.

Makes me want a beer now, I've just flicked on the Silver Surfer vape and am about to have a sample to see if it's dry enough to stop burping it, before a few months in the jars. (Which rarely happens with something nice n fresh n sticky).

Hope you're all having a good day, I;m shortly going to be crosseyed and throwing a ball for the dog all afternoon!
 

dogzter

Drapetomaniac
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Sometimes you just need to sleep on it to find a better answer. If I can't find homes for the poor things, I'll have to pot them up, keep them under lights and run them as container plants for now. Sheesh. It's not like we have a plant count inspector. I never was good at destroying my hard work.

Grow will be on autopilot for the next month or more I'm guessing. I'll spray for powdery mildew today and juice them all before we leave and trust they will do fine without me.



We had one of the first color TV's on the block and it had "Remote Control". The puzzling thing was we'd get home from an evening out and find the TV on and the volume cranked all the way up.

It was months before we witnessed what was actually happening. With the phone on the floor in just the right spot. First ring TV comes on. 2nd ring volume cranks up. 3rd ring more volume. By the 4th ring it was all the way up and you were yelling to be heard in the room.


10% or more of the people we know who took the jab have heart trouble now.


1974 I'm changing duty stations and flying to west Germany. Flying civy with a voucher meant wearing class A uniform and traversing an airport was like playing football with every 3rd person actively out to ruin your day. From the stuck-out foot to trip you to the people who'd openly spit on you. Knocked into every few feet. Have your duffle bag come down claim check soaked in urine.

The best was the 4-year-old girl who tugged on my pant leg and said " My daddy say's you're a baby killer" I squatted down and said run back and hug your daddy and tell him he's a coward.

75 when I ran the gauntlet of a public airport again the fall of Saigon had happened, and the news media had painted the US Army with an even blacker brush and flying was more interesting than ever for US service personal in uniform.



Not only am I an old stoner but today I am a one year older stoner. :happybirthday:

Put another candle on my birthday cake I'm another year old today.
Happy Birthday!
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
here is a popular tune from back in the day that I hope someone played for you yesterday…



Alas no, being that I live alone since my wife passed and my Mother is gone as well, my birthday besides the wishes posted here amounted to one phone conversation with a friend that I initiated and I spared him from having to remember my birthday by saying I called him to treat myslf with the birthday present of talking to my good friend. One of my brothers completely ignored my birthday which is fine as we almost never talk. My other brother is currently consumed with his wife being in the ICU recovering from a perpherated colon that led to sepsis. Although in credit to him he at least managed to wish me a happy birthday via messenger. Although given what he and his wife are dealing with I would be totally understanding if I heard nothing from him.

It's no big deal though at age 64 birthdays have lost their allure for me.
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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Sometimes you just need to sleep on it to find a better answer. If I can't find homes for the poor things, I'll have to pot them up, keep them under lights and run them as container plants for now. Sheesh. It's not like we have a plant count inspector. I never was good at destroying my hard work.

Grow will be on autopilot for the next month or more I'm guessing. I'll spray for powdery mildew today and juice them all before we leave and trust they will do fine without me.



We had one of the first color TV's on the block and it had "Remote Control". The puzzling thing was we'd get home from an evening out and find the TV on and the volume cranked all the way up.

It was months before we witnessed what was actually happening. With the phone on the floor in just the right spot. First ring TV comes on. 2nd ring volume cranks up. 3rd ring more volume. By the 4th ring it was all the way up and you were yelling to be heard in the room.


10% or more of the people we know who took the jab have heart trouble now.


1974 I'm changing duty stations and flying to west Germany. Flying civy with a voucher meant wearing class A uniform and traversing an airport was like playing football with every 3rd person actively out to ruin your day. From the stuck-out foot to trip you to the people who'd openly spit on you. Knocked into every few feet. Have your duffle bag come down claim check soaked in urine.

The best was the 4-year-old girl who tugged on my pant leg and said " My daddy say's you're a baby killer" I squatted down and said run back and hug your daddy and tell him he's a coward.

75 when I ran the gauntlet of a public airport again the fall of Saigon had happened, and the news media had painted the US Army with an even blacker brush and flying was more interesting than ever for US service personal in uniform.



Not only am I an old stoner but today I am a one year older stoner. :happybirthday:

Put another candle on my birthday cake I'm another year old today.
Happy birthday brother!

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HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
Ahhh - you guys are talking of death 💀 - the inevitable -

Ya - I've thought about it - and once had this idea 💡 of instantly reprocessing whatever is good in my cadaver - by having a JAWS PARTY 🥳 - where what's left of me is fed to the world's top predators = SHARKS 🦈 - off a party boat 🚢 - in shark infested waters - after everyone gets to party hard in my name - then I'm lowered slowly 🐌 into a chummed up sea 🌊 - followed by the bloody thrashing of a thousand sharks - as I'm almost instantly reprocessed into the worlds eco-system - and everybody cheers 🍻 👏 - no? - lol

* Death by Sharktank - No?
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I would have to vote no, too gruesome. I get the general sentiment though, our bodies are nothing but an empty shell once we are gone. Either it's just lights out like flipping a switch or if you are religious, the important part of us have moved on to our final reward and this life means nothing to us any longer. The way I see it funerals, burials and all that sort of stuff are for those that cared about us and are left behind, to help them feel a sense of closure. Since my wife is gone, I have no children and I'm the youngest of three boys, the odds favor there won't really be much in the way of people to mourn me when I'm gone.
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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We have gathered at IC Mag because of our shared common interest in cannabis, and on this specific thread due to our shared common condition of old-fartisim, which includes what goes through the keen alleged minds of old farts and the gentler more kindly fartesses.

Statistically speaking, the odds are astronomical against everyone meeting the above criteria being of like mind politically, so I believe that we can all agree that what goes through the keen alleged minds of the old farts and comes (falls) out of our mouths (keystrokes) will not be universally agreed upon, even on something as simple as whether it a nice day or not.

Because many of us old farts and fartesses are retired, we have more time available to pay attention to what is currently going on and compare them to the gold standard, aka “the good old days”, though we referred to some of them then, as “these trying times.” Hard to not form opinions based on our observations and memories that came naturally with age and to develop strong attachments to them.

These days, if after walking around the elephant to see their perspective, they appear to be moronically “drinking the Cool Aid”, I’ve found it most effective to just ignore them versus attempting to enlighten them with my brilliant insight or rightfully ripping them asunder in front of their peers to change their minds most productive.

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