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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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"Get this." said Gypsy to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. the wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. the wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
Same here.We have excellent neighbors as well and strive be so ourselves.
I'd had not stayed on here for nigh on 15 yrs. now, if not
Recently 2 of the younger ladies have asked me if I would
teach them things about gardening/ landscaping and one
gal wants to learn how to use a weed whip as an edger
I let them both know that I will shot them a text when I'm
embarking upon a project and they are then welcome to join in.
I've chosen out some beans for the young man across the
street. He wants to grow from seed this year (I gave him
clones last year). Asked me if I would teach him how to
pre sex the seedlings. Indeed I will
I love sharing my knowledge to help others who are interested.
FFS!Same here.
I'd had not stayed on here for nigh on 15 yrs. now, if not
Recently 2 of the younger ladies have asked me if I would
teach them things about gardening/ landscaping and one
gal wants to learn how to use a weed whip as an edger
I let them both know that I will shot them a text when I'm
embarking upon a project and they are then welcome to join in.
I've chosen out some beans for the young man across the
street. He wants to grow from seed this year (I gave him
clones last year). Asked me if I would teach him how to
pre sex the seedlings. Indeed I will
I love sharing my knowledge to help others who are interested.
We have the best Women here
Right on!
99% of the time if the tv is on here, it is for dog company whilst I'm away.
PBS with mostly cooking shows and depending upon the time of day she
has the opportunity to learn to paint and the pleasure of the calming voice of Bob Ross
I am hoping that with enough cooking shows seeping into her subconscious...
that I will one day return to a nice home cooked meal
Maybe I should buy her a cute little apron to prompt her to the task?
I like cute little apronsRight on!
99% of the time if the tv is on here, it is for dog company whilst I'm away.
PBS with mostly cooking shows and depending upon the time of day she
has the opportunity to learn to paint and the pleasure of the calming voice of Bob Ross
I am hoping that with enough cooking shows seeping into her subconscious...
that I will one day return to a nice home cooked meal
Maybe I should buy her a cute little apron to prompt her to the task?
I get along with most of my neighbors. In the last couple of years I have become more and more recluse. Don't know why just don't get involved like I used to. I do talk to the neighbors on both sides of my house mostly because I need to get along with them.
I got the trimming blues. Some strains are easy to trim and some not. This Bruce Banner is one of the more difficult. Sugar leaves from he-ll. I need to get my arize outside and plant veggies.....so what am I doing here typing.....ha ha!!
I got the trimming blues. Some strains are easy to trim and some not. This Bruce Banner is one of the more difficult. Sugar leaves from he-ll. I need to get my arize outside and plant veggies.....so what am I doing here typing.....ha ha!!
Without a doubt Bob Dylan is one of my life long favorites.
His lyrics are meaningful, powerful and catchy.
He absolutely deserved the Nobel Prize In Literature.
Morning Sub
Good morning! My ICMAG friends.
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Ha ha! - but I'm a good boy these days - I don't booze and I don't go to the boozer - my kids have NEVER seen me drunk - but my wife has - embarrassingly so - walked straight out of a hotel bungalow naked once - drunk as the proverbial skunk - the door slammed behind me - and she saw me peeing on a mango tree - with the hotel staff trying to get me back in the room -
We got fiber optics this past year, people praised it. Yes it's good for internet but their TV service has had it's share of problems. I f I hadn't signed a 2 year contract, I would be out. I can't even get in touch with a complaint dept. they don't have one.
Good day Pute
I did not enjoy trimming the BB either!
TBH... I don't care for trimming to begin with (who does?)
but the BB seemed to be a gal that's particular PITA.
OH that's good Gypsy, it's great when another person's follies equal your own.
I got inebriated at a friends Birthday party, went out to the back of his property to wiz over the bank, stumbled, fell into the fence and got all tangled up. My friends girlfriend helped me get untangled.
Thank goodness, I no longer drink. Drinking has caused me grief in my life and not always my own drinking.
I was in my 40s when I started to realize drinking was not in my best interest.
Ive been there, done that, 
