The Original O'l Farts Club.

[jokerman]

Big or GW should jump in. I usually end up sitting in the corner wearing a dunce cap.

Your Mrs. put you there not us

 

[Putembk]

my thoughts?….there is some weird stuff going on inside my brain but I will try…

there are to many variables connected to growing ganja which means the more variables = more opinions

so many different ways to grow ganja and all of them are right as long as the end product does what we want it to do

so keep experimenting , get in where you fit in , enjoy the ride

i have experimented with wounded plants , broken stems taped up with gorilla tape , ive bent and twisted and busted limbs and cut leaves which will release auxins within the plants , all to see if there was a noticeable difference in yield , taste , smell , quality of the high/stone , and looks

the differences are so small and un-noticeable to the inexperienced eye that it really makes no noticeable difference , especially in small grows of 6 plants give it take a few

for example , let’s say flushing for some reason produces more buds or a heavier plant….maybe that difference is only a few grams of extra weight compared to a,plant that was not flushed

with only 6 plants a few extra grams is not very noticeable

but lets say one has 10,000 plants in a commercial grow , well then yes , there will be an impact , a few extra grams of weight per plant will make the difference of that business being profitable or not

it is stuff like this that keeps me awake at night

so I said feck it all and now I am a Billy Mays grower , set it and forget it , the less I do the more the plant has a chance to express itself the way the Most High intended it to be


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But I am retired and need something to do otherwise I will be in the bar chasing women!!!

 

[bigsur51]

I wore the 8 track change dingus off the tape and you had to hit the track change or find you'd been listening to track 2 for God knew how many hours.

I'd been dodging the dilation and the rest of that part of the exam for the last couple of trips, so it was time. I figured late in the day would be better. I hadn't counted on driving after dark. Bad move as it was like driving on acid. I was virtually blinded by all the star effects on every god damn light point. Like a thousand sparklers at once.
Good news is other than the reading glasses I've needed for years I'm good to go. Whew. Sorry you are having issues, my other half's frav aunt had MD. Really a tough one.

Damn if that isn't the truth.

1975 I'm Green Army in West Germany. One of the truck mechanics is a raving lunatic about said band. Curtis would have a 5th of Jack D in one hand, the hash pipe in the other and reaching for the acid tab with his third hand but I digress.
He comes running in yelling they are coming, and I've got tickets!!! Somehow, he's got the whole front row at the show. Stunned we all said hell yes.
With a few weeks lead time we ordered up some African weed to have something besides tobacco to keep this monstrous Hash doobie we were all chipping in on burning. Damn thing was over a foot long and an inch around. 7 kinds of Hash including a runner of opiated green I'd been hording for months.

Turns out Curtis had grown up with the core brothers and was family as far as they were concerned. The 7 of us and the remains of the doobie wound up backstage until past dawn with bits I still don't recall clearly.
Way too much Jack Danials. Small show of about 200 people as we nabbed the Joint as it was headed past the 3rd time. One of 6 in circulation in the hall.



The other half where this plugged in is ruined as well. Wall Socket will need replacing as the heat will have burned the contacts and relaxed the spring tension that tightens and grips the connection.
Turn off power before proceeding as bad juju awaits inside.

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WOOHOO we gots roots. As much as we travel with the kids in tow my cloning efforts are sketchy at best. Lid needs lifted every day IME or.. It's just not one of the things I trust the neighbors with. 14ish days.

Need to get a few last-minute things done before tonight's Naples Island / Alamitos Bay Boat Parade. Wife got the chow done yesterday.

please,try and take a few photos of the boats , especially the sailboats…

 

[jokerman]

But I am retired and need something to do otherwise I will be in the bar chasing women!!!

Not after your Mrs catchs you.
Your time would be spent in recovery

 

[dogzter]

I thought I saw you Checking trichs on a plant with a shit ton of turgidity going on?
I am prolly wrong and thinking of someone else.

 

[bigsur51]

But I am retired and need something to do otherwise I will be in the bar chasing women!!!

if you see Irene please tell her I am sorry and will she please come home

 

[SubGirl]

Big or GW should jump in. I usually end up sitting in the corner wearing a dunce cap.

In the dark, you forgot that part

 

[Putembk]

Not after your Mrs catchs you.
Your time would be spent in recovery

That's why I do what I do.

 

[jokerman]

I thought I saw you Checking trichs on a plant with a shit ton of turgidity going on?
I am prolly wrong and thinking of someone else.

Turgidity sounds like a desert

 

[buzzmobile]

it is stuff like this that keeps me awake at night

That's not what Irene says.

 

[dogzter]

In the dark, you forgot that part

For 48 hours!

 

[jokerman]

That's why I do what I do.

Good luck with your eyes Brother...

 

[buzzmobile]

Turgidity sounds like a desert

A really nasty desert.

 

[SubGirl]

For 48 hours!

Right that too…

 

[jokerman]

That's not what Irene says.

She would know!

 

[dogzter]

if you see Irene please tell her I am sorry and will she please come home


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Looks like she's gonna jam that bottle and hop up to start some shit.

 

[jokerman]

Looks like she's gonna jam that bottle and hop up to start some shit.

I am free after I go to the supply house

 

[bigsur51]

That's not what Irene says.

gawd I love me some Irene….and Monica , Ericka ,Rita , and Joan , and Lucy Brown , and and….

 

[Sun&Soil]

I was addicted to fishing as a kid. My friends family had a cottage on Chautauqua Lake in a bay that was known for producing giant Muskies, numerous Walleyes, and Smallies built like tanks.

Every spring his father(my mentor, though I didn't know it at the time) would ask me if I wanted to help them rake the shoreline. We would spend hours dragging the floating seaweed to shore and moving it to his compost piles via wheelbarrow. While we were working on that, he was emptying his last years pile onto his gardens.

When we were done with the work we would get our chance to fish from the end of the dock until he finished off his six pack of Busch and then we'd head home.

I learned most of what I know about gardening from him. He grew some of the best tomatoes I've ever tasted and his "herbs" produced some of the smoothest smoke to ever hit my lungs.

He was a miserable drunk, but one hell of a teacher. He passed away in the late 90's and I still miss being around him. I sure wish I had a chance to walk with him through my gardens and thank him for what he had passed on!

 

[jokerman]

see you folks later gators