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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Well - my little shopping expedition for stocking fillers for my kids didn't work so well - couldn't find any Moari - Aztec or Mayan death whistles in the pound shop - so I settled on a couple of Terry's chocolate oranges - at £1.50 each they were 33% more expensive than the last couple of years - darn inflation - my body liked the fast walk to Surbiton Town centre and back again - even though I had to slow down from my usual 4mph march at the bus stop outside Waitrose - due to a gaggle of morbidly obese black burkah clad ladies (I think that they were ladies?) - who blocked my path - so had to swerve and slow my stride a tad - before arriving on Victoria Rd - Surbitons main shopping strip - on the way back - was slowed up again at the same bus stop - due to a bunch of quite drunk and rambunctious eastern European men - sipping on cans of 'Special Brew' beer - before disappearing into Claremont Park to sit and have a quick toke on the very last of the Amnesia Kush - I grew on my balcony - In the summer just past - I'll do the rounds of Kingston-Upon-Thames Town centre today - looking for more stocking fillers - after I have done my usual gym/swim at the David Lloyd club - and had 15 minutes in the wet sauna (steam room) - and a 
hot-hot shower - shave - and applied the moisturiser - so my bits don't get dried up -
hot-hot shower - shave - and applied the moisturiser - so my bits don't get dried up -
exoticrobotic
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Can't beat a terrys chocolate orange. Only recently 99p in sainsburys metro but i saw somewhere they wanted 2 quid for one!
Funny you mention it as I won a chocolate orange last night in a raffle along with a hamper and a token to a local Thai restaurant.
The chocolate orange was promptly smashed on the ground and devoured
i've done all my christmas shopping and can now get rightly high and back up on the roof again for more moss removal duties with a blunt spoon.
You wouldn't believe how much water moss holds. I now have 3 bin bags full of it if anyone wants some.. my place is now feeling airy and no longer like a humid rainforest.
It sells for actual money would you believe it.... Moss in a wine glass for a christmas present with multi coloured red yellow green and blue lava chips.
Like selling sand to the Arabs.
Funny you mention it as I won a chocolate orange last night in a raffle along with a hamper and a token to a local Thai restaurant.
The chocolate orange was promptly smashed on the ground and devoured
i've done all my christmas shopping and can now get rightly high and back up on the roof again for more moss removal duties with a blunt spoon.
You wouldn't believe how much water moss holds. I now have 3 bin bags full of it if anyone wants some.. my place is now feeling airy and no longer like a humid rainforest.
It sells for actual money would you believe it.... Moss in a wine glass for a christmas present with multi coloured red yellow green and blue lava chips.
Like selling sand to the Arabs.
Damn it! - should have shopped around more for the chocolate oranges - could have saved a pound at Sainsbury's - anyway the tribe of squirrels in Claremont Park cheered me up - as I watched them tuck into their nut stashes around the park - my scrotum tightened - as they got closer to me though - kinda weird feeling that - might have been the effect of the 'erb - in my head ? - hoping that they didn't mistake my nut-sac - for their nut stashes - and made a full on assault - for my cojone's!
- Visions of trying to explain to a doctor that a manic tribe of squirrels had removed and ate one of my bollocks - whilst imbibing cannabis - at a local park - ahh - silly me -
- Visions of trying to explain to a doctor that a manic tribe of squirrels had removed and ate one of my bollocks - whilst imbibing cannabis - at a local park - ahh - silly me -
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exoticrobotic
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They have large teeth. That is a natural reaction.
We have a young flirtatious squirrel who is constantly undulating her tail in a beautifully hypnotic wave to my dog after she carefully stashes her nuts in the garden.
She tries to divert his attention away from her nut stash
He then fetches his squirrel toy to play with her and pisses where she's buried her nuts.
I'm not sure what it all means but it repeats daily.
Damm! I had to read that twice and , I now speak in a accentWell - my little shopping expedition for stocking fillers for my kids didn't work so well - couldn't find any Moari - Aztec or Mayan death whistles in the pound shop - so I settled on a couple of Terry's chocolate oranges - at £1.50 each they were 33% more expensive than the last couple of years - darn inflation - my body liked the fast walk to Surbiton Town centre and back again - even though I had to slow down from my usual 4mph march at the bus stop outside Waitrose - due to a gaggle of morbidly obese black burkah clad ladies (I think that they were ladies?) - who blocked my path - so had to swerve and slow my stride a tad - before arriving on Victoria Rd - Surbitons main shopping strip - on the way back - was slowed up again at the same bus stop - due to a bunch of quite drunk and rambunctious eastern European men - sipping on cans of 'Special Brew' beer - before disappearing into Claremont Park to sit and have a quick toke on the very last of the Amnesia Kush - I grew on my balcony - In the summer just past - I'll do the rounds of Kingston-Upon-Thames Town centre today - looking for more stocking fillers - after I have done my usual gym/swim at the David Lloyd club - and had 15 minutes in the wet sauna (steam room) - and a
Thanks for sharing that, Dood!, but you nearly killed me. I struggled to find the mute button. That should come with a warning for those of us Aztecs.
i must have lived a sheltered life . . . I have never had a Terry's Chocolate Orange. Google tells me that I could rush out to a local chain and grab one for $4.99 for 147g. Sorry, but After Eight chocolate mints are my addiction this time of the year - but not those fake ones - just the real original After Eight - which is about 33% more $s this year as well.
It will go away in a few years.
Too soon?
Stuck the landing.
Good shooting, Ace!
Carpenter bees are the enemy here.
In answer to your question...
Definition of REASON
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Did it look like this?
I forget who mentioned the MRI nightmare scenario, but here's one to consider. Leave the shootin' irons outside.
www.yahoo.com
Woman shot in the buttock when MRI machine triggers her concealed gun, FDA reports
The patient did not disclose the weapon during a safety screening, the FDA said.
Good morning finely aged farts and fartesses!
Mostly cloudy today starting at 36F and predicted to reach 50F.
And speaking of ancient farts, our retired A-Team meeting went well and a good time was had by all. Only four of us showed up, plus one driver for one of our 90 year old members that has balance issues and can no longer drive. Our ex-boss, the other 90 year old, goes to the gym four times a week, eats extremely healthy, and is in better shape than most of the rest of us. A lesson to us all, as his father died around age 40 with heart issues.
The service manager at Area Heating and Cooling declined my request to refund my $900 and bill me the $200/hr plus parts that they quoted me. IE, 30 minutes labor and $118 worth of parts. He justified the charge by saying that they had to cover overhead, so my next contact will be with their general manager.
I will also cancel their charge on my Visa bill when it comes as fraud, followed by sharing my experience on social media.
Mostly cloudy today starting at 36F and predicted to reach 50F.
And speaking of ancient farts, our retired A-Team meeting went well and a good time was had by all. Only four of us showed up, plus one driver for one of our 90 year old members that has balance issues and can no longer drive. Our ex-boss, the other 90 year old, goes to the gym four times a week, eats extremely healthy, and is in better shape than most of the rest of us. A lesson to us all, as his father died around age 40 with heart issues.
The service manager at Area Heating and Cooling declined my request to refund my $900 and bill me the $200/hr plus parts that they quoted me. IE, 30 minutes labor and $118 worth of parts. He justified the charge by saying that they had to cover overhead, so my next contact will be with their general manager.
I will also cancel their charge on my Visa bill when it comes as fraud, followed by sharing my experience on social media.
