The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Oh Jeez - the surgeon who made the mistake with the pacemaker wire in my heart - actually came to see me to apologise late this morning - and told me that this same cock-up hasn't happened in 3 years - and that he had just got back to work - after taking his family on a holiday - and I told him that I'd been parked here on Stephen Ward for 6 days now - waiting for him to show up and fix his mistake - so can I please get it fixed NOW! - and he says 'Maybe Tomorrow'

- Jeez - so this sorry surgical saga continues - I told him that I should be getting angry with him - but that might increase the time it's gonna take to fix me - and if I did get as mad as I feel - then he might deliberately make another more fatal mistake - when he finally gets around to doing the surgery - and he says in his Indian accent ' Ow no-no-no I wouldn't do that to you!' - to which I replied - 'Look sunshine - we all have an angel on one shoulder - and a devil on the other - how do I know which one will be about - when I'm incapacitated - all tranquilized up - and under your scalpel again?' - so he says - ' you do have a point' -

Then I asked him to hurry it up and get me sorted ASAP - since I'm missing me family - and family life - He still couldn't give me a definate time - so I'm really non the wiser on when this corrective surgery is gonna take place - not today - that's for sure!!! -

 

[imiubu]

Is the site slow last couple of days was asked by someone old and slow too?

I was just going to ask the same thing. Really slow loading and glitch as all get out
for me.

 

[jokerman]

I’ve noticed that too. Reminds me of the days of the old 28.8 k modems…

I thought it was Subie startin to be feisty again.

 

[jokerman]

I was just going to ask the same thing. Really slow loading and glitch as all get out
for me.

It maybe Subie acting out

 

[bigsur51]

b

buckle up ,hydrate and wear clean underwear

2 out of 3 ain’t bad …

 

[jokerman]

still taking c

2 out of 3 ain’t bad …

Still taking chances you Wildman!

 

[jokerman]

Today is World Donkey Day. May 8.
Like to give a shout out to all the asses of the world.

 

[bigsur51]

still taking c

Still taking chances you Wildman!

 

[jokerman]

How real men go fishing

 

[bigsur51]

Off to the Salt Mines!…

 

[Boo]

good morning peoples...

 

[jokerman]

Genius

 

[imiubu]

Good morning to all you fine old farts

Sun is finally shining but is still cool and damp.
I am off to the gulag/ laundrymat before it heats up like a sauna.
I dislike using the mat so much that I store my winter comforters
in the attic over season then make on big trip 2x's a year.
Spring time for Winter stuff, late Fall for Summer.
My washer will not handle this king sizes stuffs. sigh.

Big tumbler of cawfee, check.
Water bottle, check.
Doobage, check.
Book, check.
soap? oh shit... check!

Hopefully upon return, I can engage in more enjoyable activities.
Like mowing the lawn, planting some flowers and... maybe clean the garage
Strange how the things I enjoy doing has changed so drastically as I've aged.


Okey dokey... trains a rollin'.
UGG lol


Peace, Love, Dope and... Donny Osmond

 

[dogzter]

My little yorky dog is sick this morning. He has diabetes and would not eat his breakfast. He ate three mouthfulls so I gave him 1/2 of a regular dose of insuline. Now 4 hours later he finally ate his food. Hopefully he will eat dinner on scheduale and get the full insuline dose. I think there is a new female in the neighborhood. All he wants to do is smell around and piss on the same spot. He has himself all upset. He may be starting to go blind slowly. He has been my little buddy for 11 years but I think he is just old and worn out. All things change. “All we are is dust in the wind.”

That is terrible our Yorkie Ted died from the sugar sickness,good luck they are amazing little dogs.

Oh Jeez - the surgeon who made the mistake with the pacemaker wire in my heart - actually came to see me to apologise late this morning - and told me that this same cock-up hasn't happened in 3 years - and that he had just got back to work - after taking his family on a holiday - and I told him that I'd been parked here on Stephen Ward for 6 days now - waiting for him to show up and fix his mistake - so can I please get it fixed NOW! - and he says 'Maybe Tomorrow'

- Jeez - so this sorry surgical saga continues - I told him that I should be getting angry with him - but that might increase the time it's gonna take to fix me - and if I did get as mad as I feel - then he might deliberately make another more fatal mistake - when he finally gets around to doing the surgery - and he says in his Indian accent ' Ow no-no-no I wouldn't do that to you!' - to which I replied - 'Look sunshine - we all have an angel on one shoulder - and a devil on the other - how do I know which one will be about - when I'm incapacitated - all tranquilized up - and under your scalpel again?' - so he says - ' you do have a point' -

Then I asked him to hurry it up and get me sorted ASAP - since I'm missing me family - and family life - He still couldn't give me a definate time - so I'm really non the wiser on when this corrective surgery is gonna take place - not today - that's for sure!!! -

Fuck.............that pretty much sums up socialized medicine...........amazing level of incompetence!

good morning peoples...

Good morning yourself.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Good morning to all you fine old farts

Sun is finally shining but is still cool and damp.
I am off to the gulag/ laundrymat before it heats up like a sauna.
I dislike using the mat so much that I store my winter comforters
in the attic over season then make on big trip 2x's a year.
Spring time for Winter stuff, late Fall for Summer.
My washer will not handle this king sizes stuffs. sigh.

Big tumbler of cawfee, check.
Water bottle, check.
Doobage, check.
Book, check.
soap? oh shit... check!

Hopefully upon return, I can engage in more enjoyable activities.
Like mowing the lawn, planting some flowers and... maybe clean the garage
Strange how the things I enjoy doing has changed so drastically as I've aged.


Okey dokey... trains a rollin'.
UGG lol


Peace, Love, Dope and... Donny Osmond

 

[SubGirl]

my first slow dance…

 

[Putembk]

Is the site slow last couple of days was asked by someone old and slow too?

I thought nit was on my end....cleared my cashe, restarted.... nothing worked.

 

[dogzter]

Makes chat in the chat room nearly impossible.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Mornin".

 

[SubGirl]

I’m so glad

Is the site slow last couple of days was asked by someone old and slow too?

you said that. Mine is super slow…the last couple days at least