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Yo Momma is so fat, your Daddy doesn't need a water bed...cos he's married to one.
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Yo Momma has such a big pussy that we were getting into some frenzied foreplay, she said "ouch, that scratches the inside of my pussy, is that your wedding ring? "No" I replied, "that's my Rolex"
".....and I want it back"
".....and I want it back"
Your Mum's sp fat, that when she sits around the house, she actually sits around the house!
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Harry that joke is so good that it needs repeating!...
Originally Posted by tropicannayeah
Your mother is so fat, when she sits around the house, she actually sits around the house.
oh, hang on, it just was! lol
Originally Posted by tropicannayeah
Your mother is so fat, when she sits around the house, she actually sits around the house.
oh, hang on, it just was! lol
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Harry is so fucked up that .......
he's forgiven
he's forgiven
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I wish I was smoking whatever he has.
Actually it's Mother Hubbard around (as in the cupboards are bare)...so a little puff or two on some shwagg would get me off right now and I know Harry has got much better than that..I'll be over to your place in ten Harry. the pizza and beers are on me.
Actually it's Mother Hubbard around (as in the cupboards are bare)...so a little puff or two on some shwagg would get me off right now and I know Harry has got much better than that..I'll be over to your place in ten Harry. the pizza and beers are on me.
How many screws in a Lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove.
None, it's all tongue and groove.
I thought they use these sort of strange coloured rubber nails...
A young Catholic girl has got herself "In trouble" and has been sent to the the home for unwed mothers. Upon arrival, she insists that she shouldn;t be there.
"Really Sister, I swear to our lady, it was the Archangel Michael who got me in the family way."
"How do you know that?" asked the Nun.
"The label in his underpants said so!" replied the lass.
This joke will be obvious to Brits, but for those of you who don't have Marks and Spencers, here is their own brand clothing label to make it clear.
"Really Sister, I swear to our lady, it was the Archangel Michael who got me in the family way."
"How do you know that?" asked the Nun.
"The label in his underpants said so!" replied the lass.
This joke will be obvious to Brits, but for those of you who don't have Marks and Spencers, here is their own brand clothing label to make it clear.
I just tuned in to BBC2, after I saw "Beavers behaving badly" in the onscreen TV guide.
Imagine my disappointment at the nature show. Mind you it isn't 10pm yet, so I should have known.
Imagine my disappointment at the nature show. Mind you it isn't 10pm yet, so I should have known.
So Harry, you're saying you aren't a fan of beavers gnawing at your wood? 
THE IRISH MIX-UP
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found?
Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.
"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
“ Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ... she never got your E-mail!"
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found?
Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.
"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
“ Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ... she never got your E-mail!"
What do you call a blind deer?
No idea
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a blind deer with no legs and is bleeding.
Still no bloody idea.
No idea
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a blind deer with no legs and is bleeding.
Still no bloody idea.
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
perish.
They are in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when
St. Peter asks the first girl, 'Tiffany, have you ever had any
contact with a male organ?'
She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip
the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the
'gate.'
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question; 'Jennifer,
have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl
is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and
stroked one.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole hand in
the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front, St. Peter says, 'Reeva, What seems to be
the rush?'
The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,
I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!'
oldie but moldy? Bwaaa Bwaaa
perish.
They are in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when
St. Peter asks the first girl, 'Tiffany, have you ever had any
contact with a male organ?'
She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip
the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the
'gate.'
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question; 'Jennifer,
have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl
is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and
stroked one.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole hand in
the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front, St. Peter says, 'Reeva, What seems to be
the rush?'
The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,
I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!'
oldie but moldy? Bwaaa Bwaaa
