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The Illest Rap Thread Ever

"In the twilight of a time
There emerges a need for man to comprehend his own bitter fate
Finally resigned to the inevitable beyond, he searches the ages
Desperate for stories of assurance, redemption and hope

Such tales fill page upon page with enough ink
To flood a thousand valleys, and drown the tallest tree
But there is one tale that as yet been told
The story of... The Outsider

Desolate and baron, humanities at a crossroads
The people have retreated shuttering their once carefree lives
From unseen enemies which seem to plague not only the physical form
But the innermost thought

Driven by panic, compelled by dread
The masses begin to devolve
Once dear neighbours turn wary foes
Brother against brother, sister against sister

Achievement and ambition are dismissed
As heretical, or worse, treasonous
Even nature itself is scorned
Choked with suspicion and fear
Voices do not dare to sing
Nor fingers to play
Imminent defeat is all but assured

But in the darkest hour
Whispers begin to tell of a figure emerging from the darkness
A being without a name, faceless and obscure
Part presence, part idea they say
As if the very force they describe has existed for eons
A dormant seed awaiting nourishment
Word of radical acts...
Disobedience, non-compliance spread among the people
At first fearful, then defiant, as the legend grows
Whispers turned to cries and the cries into screams
And tend to cower no more the fury of the people
Whose talent behold as they exact revenge on their captors
Spare neither the repentant nor the bold

Now the fire is lit, smouldering in the belly of humanity
It cannot be extinguished, for the stories The Outsider endure
Even as evidence of its presence is debated with the passing years

Messages, dictations, warnings
Stories, such as these..."

the outsider intro
Dj Shadow
Sir.S.S.
 

Grinchy

Member
Best stoner rapper ever! Way to underrated of a rapper too. Not many rappers who I truly can relate to, but with the Dude I'm feelin every lyric. Check it out!

Devin the Dude - Cutcha Up

I can't wait
I can't wait 'til you get old enough
I'm being patient
But I can't wait 'til you get old enough
So I can cutcha'
So I can cutcha' up

You look so young
But still look good
The way the sun is shining on you
And I would if I could
Try to take a little piece of you and break you off
But you're not quite ready
I got to hold steady
And try to control myself
Cause if I start on you now there'll be nothing left
I can't help it
I guess it's just the way you smell
You're growing up fast and quite well
You're looking kind of thirsty
Let me give you some water
But not too much
You know what? We oughtta
Just move
And get away from it all
Cause if people see us together
You know that they'll call the laws
And try to keep us apart
It's you and me from the start
You got the key to my heart
You taste sweet yet tart
When I hit it
But right now I can't get it
But when you come of age
We'll go our separate ways

I can't wait
I can't wait 'til you get old enough
I'm being patient
But I can't wait 'til you get old enough
So I can cutcha'
So I can cutcha' up


Some folks think I ain't right
They try to label me
But I can't wait to lay you on the table see
When I'm in the mood I think of you
Wishing that I can hold you while I drink a brew
It's true a love like this never exists long
As soon as you get grown
I know you're gonna get gone
In the wind somewhere
But that's how life goes
But for now let's take picture together
uhh.. nice pose
I'm tired of hiding
I want everybody to see
How we get along so happily
You and me
Need to go somewhere where the penalty lessens
When they something like you in my possession
I could leave you alone
But I wouldn't feel right
And if they lock me up for it
We'll be still tight
I know you can't write
But I'll be back
To pull you by the hairs and lay you in the sack

I can't wait
I can't wait 'til you get old enough
I'm being patient
But I can't wait 'til you get old enough
So I can cutcha'
So I can cutcha' up

Yeah... but you know I ain't going nowhere
I'll be right here you know
Shit, I like the way you make me feel
Ain't nuttin' wrong with spending a little time, energy
I gotta make sure that you're well nourished
Yeah... you 'bout ready
Let's get in the closet, I'm gonna turn the lights down
I'm gonna turn them off
And turn you upside down

Tell me you can't relate to that?!?! Check out the songs Zeldar, Doobie Ashtray, Nothing to Roll With,And Can't Make it Home. I could keep going all his shit is great!:joint:
 

HindukushMaster

Active member
lately clones have been comming to close to the beast,
die slow harp strums while i pray straight to the east
let beef decrease
while i lay in peace
slowly decease
the pain that i increase
with every breath take
and reach
impeach
the leech
suckin fate from these
sheep
real recognize real
and fake recognize weak
every day that i seek
another week passes
time smashes
the power lapses
synopsis
of blunt damage
surely happens
the math wrapped in
vortex of light
until i snapped it
slowly seen the sin in this whole rap shit.... on that note fuck rap!.... all off the top. ive been in the industry for a little over 4 years and ive met all my favorite oldschool rappers. I can assure anyone in this thread 95% of them are all actors/persona's they made there music not real to me anymore and I cant even stomach listening to half the old albums i have in my collection..... The realest rappers to me personally that ive met are tragedy khadafi and killa sin from killarmy, gza and raekwon.... FREE TRAGEDY KHADAFI
 

Kushdog

New member
lately clones have been comming to close to the beast,
die slow harp strums while i pray straight to the east
let beef decrease
while i lay in peace
slowly decease
the pain that i increase
with every breath take
and reach
impeach
the leech
suckin fate from these
sheep
real recognize real
and fake recognize weak
every day that i seek
another week passes
time smashes
the power lapses
synopsis
of blunt damage
surely happens
the math wrapped in
vortex of light
until i snapped it

What in the FUCK is that? Just because you put words together that rhyme doesn't mean you're a rapper. That was terrible.
 

DrPoison

POISON GENETICS.
ICMag Donor
What in the FUCK is that? Just because you put words together that rhyme doesn't mean you're a rapper. That was terrible.

roflmao....wicky-wicky yea boy.
Wu-tang clan aint nuthin to fuck wit!

Kriss Kross will make ya jump! Tha daddy mack will make ya jump!

Hot like a candle, to hot to handle, I dont wear sandles.

It was all a dream, I used to read IC magazine.

Yea, been in the game for like 150 years. Grampa will make ya jump!
 
C

CTSV

What in the FUCK is that? Just because you put words together that rhyme doesn't mean you're a rapper. That was terrible.

Lot easier to just make fun of someone, then to actually come up with something creative on your own...Huh?

Asshole
 

HeriMarry

Member
Best stoner rapper ever! Way to underrated of a rapper too. Not many rappers who I truly can relate to, but with the Dude I'm feelin every lyric. Check it out!

Devin the Dude - Cutcha Up

I can't wait
I can't wait 'til you get old enough
I'm being patient
But I can't wait 'til you get old enough
So I can cutcha'
So I can cutcha' up

You look so young
But still look good
The way the sun is shining on you
And I would if I could
Try to take a little piece of you and break you off
But you're not quite ready
I got to hold steady
And try to control myself
Cause if I start on you now there'll be nothing left
I can't help it
I guess it's just the way you smell
You're growing up fast and quite well
You're looking kind of thirsty
Let me give you some water
But not too much
You know what? We oughtta
Just move
And get away from it all
Cause if people see us together
You know that they'll call the laws
And try to keep us apart
It's you and me from the start
You got the key to my heart
You taste sweet yet tart
When I hit it
But right now I can't get it
But when you come of age
We'll go our separate ways

I can't wait
I can't wait 'til you get old enough
I'm being patient
But I can't wait 'til you get old enough
So I can cutcha'
So I can cutcha' up


Some folks think I ain't right
They try to label me
But I can't wait to lay you on the table see
When I'm in the mood I think of you
Wishing that I can hold you while I drink a brew
It's true a love like this never exists long
As soon as you get grown
I know you're gonna get gone
In the wind somewhere
But that's how life goes
But for now let's take picture together
uhh.. nice pose
I'm tired of hiding
I want everybody to see
How we get along so happily
You and me
Need to go somewhere where the penalty lessens
When they something like you in my possession
I could leave you alone
But I wouldn't feel right
And if they lock me up for it
We'll be still tight
I know you can't write
But I'll be back
To pull you by the hairs and lay you in the sack

I can't wait
I can't wait 'til you get old enough
I'm being patient
But I can't wait 'til you get old enough
So I can cutcha'
So I can cutcha' up

Yeah... but you know I ain't going nowhere
I'll be right here you know
Shit, I like the way you make me feel
Ain't nuttin' wrong with spending a little time, energy
I gotta make sure that you're well nourished
Yeah... you 'bout ready
Let's get in the closet, I'm gonna turn the lights down
I'm gonna turn them off
And turn you upside down

Tell me you can't relate to that?!?! Check out the songs Zeldar, Doobie Ashtray, Nothing to Roll With,And Can't Make it Home. I could keep going all his shit is great!:joint:

Thats a great song , a few of my friends who heard that song the first time thought it was about getting with young girls .:biglaugh:
 
C

CTSV

hindu kush, you're wack
let's just leave it at that

see what i did?!?!

Oh Yeah, I see you being real popular around here.

Tell you what kid... Cause that is what you obviously are... Why don't you go drool over some grow diaries, and wish you were smoking good like HKM.

You can always tell the folks with low self esteem on forums. They are the one's dumb enough to talk shit on an anonymous forum. Ahhh, yes, the anonymity of the Interweb...gotta love it...Right Kushdog...Like you know anything about Kush...:nanana:

Guess what Kushdog....
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Kushdog

New member
So what, I'm supposed to bust out into MC mode and battle rap this dude? No thanks. I was just pointing out that he wasn't actually rapping.
 
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