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The Illest Rap Thread Ever

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rustymetal

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"All I know is I'm a legend, dreams floatin' gotta catch 'em, man I bet my name lasts for century's after I'm dead man, if you never heard of me - give me a couple a minutes and I betcha love me or wanna murder me 'cuz I'm the ILLEST."

That's my dawg Bobby D on the track.

Check it out http://soundclick.com/bobbydiaz
 
gonejah17

gonejah17

Member
i run with a crazy team, always got our faces mean

we blaze the green till our eyes get the hazy gleam

we chase the Beem down the street, tryna case the cream

in case they scream, got the gats strapped with laser beams . . . .




hehe
 
GreenDaze

GreenDaze

New member
alkaholiks- next level

Welcome to the next level
The L-I-K-S, what makes them motherfuckers so damn fresh

[Verse One: J-Ro]

Youse a nigga everybody diss cause you can't bust this
You got a bad name like Dick Butkis
Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin
Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin
Everytime I come home, I got fifty messages
I only call back the girls with big big breasteses
Ooh, I got bitties, in all the major cities
The safest way to have sex is right between her (tittes)
I beeped this fillie from Philly, we was puffin on a phillie
She started actin silly, so I popped her like a willie
I'm like Cucamonga, I'm way out
And you know I got the flow that'll never play out
I was raised in Cali just like a palm tree
I rock the mic from London to the Mohabi
Tash Diamond D and the Ro to the J
Amazing feats happen when we come out to play
:rasta:
 
GreenDaze

GreenDaze

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mitchell brothers w/ sway - harvey nicks

{CHORUS x2 – Mike Skinner}
When I drop in Harvey Nicks,
to shop in Harvey Nicks
If I don’t look hardly slick,
or appear hardly fit,
the cashier don’t hardly trip,
the lady hardly flits,
unless im wearing barmy shit,
or garments that are the shit.

{Verse 3 – Sway}
When I shop at Harvey Nicks,
Everyone thinks I’m a star,
Cos I wear my rented blazer,
And I step out my rented car.
A little girl with a pen ran up to me and said “I know who you are”
But when I gave her my autograph she said “mum is this how u spell lemar?”
When I shop at Harvey Nicks,
The security give me grief,
They must think I’m a thief, cos I don’t sound like The Streets.
Even when I’m just trying it on, they think I’m trying it on.
I said “why would I steal from you? I’m loaded”
Then they called the police – “there’s a guy with a gun!”
Despite this, I like shopping here,
Cos it’s a lot quicker than eBay
I bumped into this Labour MP who was looking for a pair of CK,
I said “Hi, I’m Sway, and I hope you’re having a nice day”
Then I slapped him in his face and said “what type of party doesn’t have a DJ?”
I remember the first time I came here,
I was shoplifting and got nabbed,
In the shop lift I got grabbed,
“Hey you! Excuse me, open your bag!”
I got put in a pair of handcuffs,
All for a pair of cufflinks,
I said “please sir, don’t send me to prison, if its anything like Butlins” :rasta:
 
AndreNicky

AndreNicky

Member
rooted said:
mac dre and lil wayne are a joke IMO
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It suprises me lil wayne sells albums, the dude is terrible(especially with all that voice sound effects bullshit). How can u diss Mac Dre tho? seriously u must not be listening to the same songs i am, the dude is a hip hop god and is very underated.

Heres a sample from one of my favorite songs(i suggest youtubing andre n andre if u've never heard this song):

Mac Dre--

We in a 7 series beema its me and nickatina
ready to sexually harass a bitch like Martin did Geena
commitin felonies and hella misdameanors
a dog in the yard where the grass is hella greener
rap singer pimp thatll slap Tina
I mack Nina from black to latina
clean as noxzema quick to pop the nina
got the money from the broad as soon as I seen her
Will I meet a Tina and Trina? got dick by the bay on the berkeley marina
dont mean to the point the finger but uh (but uh)
she got pancake syrup but uh (but uh)

Andre Nickatina--

man the way i smoke weed is like death of a genius
reappear roll up rise like a phoenix
this is not a remix nino felix
put it in a capsule seal it deal it
how you want it nicky baby? 4 times 5
a quarter ounce of weed and some cherry pot pies
excuse me if Im greedy cuz I'm caught up in the lust
Ill lie if ya want but Im a tiga you can trust
cuz Im on Fillmoe in a white velour suit
in a blue kangol in my wu-tang boots
wit a back like a cobra cursed by the mail
my manicured nails touch a triple beam scale
baby is a athlete body like a star
ya talkin real bad freak meet me by the car

Some more Andre/Dre(Cadillac girl)-
[Chorus: Mac Dre]
Ford, Chev, whatever ya got
Don't mean shit, shit ain't hot
Lincoln, Caddy, whatever ya got
Push it man, don't be scared to squat

[Dre Dog]
Quick fast in a hurry
Squat bounce drop dirty
Cocaine white tiger white walls
HIt the freeway hard at night y'all
With the keys right there I'm ready to drive
Like a eagle at 12 I'm ready to fly
Pager going off, the cell phones ringin'
Al Green's playin' and I keep singin'
Jeans creased up with the beat up
Now I'm about to go pick this little freak up
Blow L's, make mail, ponytails
Had to compliment her on her fresh done nails
Varoom, motherfucker boom boom
A whole block of green lights, freak zoom zoom
Mario Andretti with Blowjob Betty
Pedal to the metal when your ridin' with the devil
Did just that at In-n-Out Burger
No pickles, no onions, no playin'
Check this out no delayin'
Did a donut right is what I'm sayin' SHIT
Police came, I was on the streets
Smokin' more weed, bumpin' more beats
Puttin' more words in the ear of this freak
Cadillac girl, somethin' I'ma keep, Seville?

[Chorus]

[Mac Dre]
Cam, lifters, MSD shifters
Three fifty one make the old school swifter
Rap in the trunk, slap in the trunk
Fat four-four in my lap for the funk
Talkin' to a beezy on the phone but can't hear her
Turned down the bump, so I can hear clearer
I hear sirens get nearer
Red and blue lights in my rear view mirror
Pull over, nope nope
With a car full of smoke and trunk full of dope
I hit the gasser, go faster
All you hear is dual exhaust, flowmaster
On a chase, I take 'em, then I shake 'em
A real Cutthoat nigga ain't no fakin'
I shoot, ain't scared to scoot
And shake them one time on a hot pursuit
 
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ARTofMAKINGfire

ARTofMAKINGfire

Grinding extra.
Veteran
I like that Mac Dre line...

"Everybody talkin bout coppin birds, Have you ever copped 3 pounds of white widow from a nerd"

That's the kinda shit I'm talking about! Rappers need to get on this tip a little more.

"You think you can stack gwap by cooking up rocks? You stupid. And you'd be surprised what grows out of a pot!"
- Me.
 
Growbrass

Growbrass

Member
space ghost, which track is your favorite on the new Devin album "Landing Gear"?


I'm diggin' "Can't Make It Home" haha.... Gives me a nostalgic feeling!
 
M

Mr.Piff

Member
eh yo, give me the light
watch me ignite like the end of the guns barrel
these n@ggas babble way more than they have to
rip you a new one like a yummybud thread
especially when I have some yummy-buds in ma head
get into rumbles and shit, and stay away from feds
my cologne is what you smell on your girls bed
Im from the birthplace of this rap ish
better recognize
how that uptown piff keep you mesmerized

stay high yalls
:joint: :joint: :joint:
this ones on me
 
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