The Express/Share... your frustrations/aggravations thread...

[OranguTrump]

Work wants all customers helped 100%, all stock put away 100% & phones answered 100% - but runs 2 people short daily & screams if you go into overtime.

Not a fucking magician - only 9 hours in shift & only human. Replace quit/fired staff and allow for an extra hour or so OT.

Assholes

 

[OranguTrump]

aha, we have 'little rippers' in our neighbourhood.
it is a group of teens that go around and check other peoples backyards for pot plants in september.
we went away one year and when we got home all our backyard plants were gone.
the following spring, we found the pots and rootballs in the bushes of our local park.
the story goes on......dont get me started on it though. it is a thread all its own;(

A pal of mine got giant backyard plant ripped, little fuckers left a trail of dirt all the way to one of their houses. Buddy knocks on door, Dad basically tells him "tough shit - my kids a thief, but you push it & cops will be at your door asap".

Kid ended up getting a beating at school from concerned neighbor teen (who earned himself a baggie full for his efforts). Cops were never called.

 

[Oaxaca Vine]

I love my dog with all my heart, but he would have gotten an ass whooping if he was a human today. I am cutting the grass a few weeks ago(3 hour ordeal at my house). By the time I get to weed eating I am tired, sweaty, not to mention drifting off listening to tunes. Well anyway, I am whacking those damn weeds and I hit a huge fresh pile of shit. Shit literally goes everywhere, the only reason I am not blind is because I had on sunglasses. I really can't even explain the fallout from this type of incident. Absolutely horrible experience. One gag away from puking. Gave ol Innis(my Irish terrier) a look that could cut through steel. Got cleaned up, told a few folks that got a laugh out of it, got over it, and swore I would never do that again. Well today, I did it again. Why can't he find a spot in the yard he likes and stick with it? i am starting to think he thinks it's funny.

 

[blastfrompast]

I love my dog with all my heart, but he would have gotten an ass whooping if he was a human today. I am cutting the grass a few weeks ago(3 hour ordeal at my house). By the time I get to weed eating I am tired, sweaty, not to mention drifting off listening to tunes. Well anyway, I am whacking those damn weeds and I hit a huge fresh pile of shit. Shit literally goes everywhere, the only reason I am not blind is because I had on sunglasses. I really can't even explain the fallout from this type of incident. Absolutely horrible experience. One gag away from puking. Gave ol Innis(my Irish terrier) a look that could cut through steel. Got cleaned up, told a few folks that got a laugh out of it, got over it, and swore I would never do that again. Well today, I did it again. Why can't he find a spot in the yard he likes and stick with it? i am starting to think he thinks it's funny.

LMFAO... Been there done that.....And I have a german Sheperd... Bigger shit explosion. Safety glasses are a must.

One suggestion, train your dog to shit in ONE spot all the time, it can be done.

 

[dansbuds]

those dam flex / expandable hoses....SUX, had 2 yr before last... did'nt even make a whole season til the crap burst at the seams and split down the side of the hose....

i bought 2 that were shit right outa the package ! never again

 

[floralheart]

One of my teeths are shattered. Moller... Gaaaaaah!!!!!! Hurts. I need surgery, but I'm too tired and fatigued to get it.

Killing myself in the garden, barely dragging along through life. Suffering until I can get some surgery on it.

 

[waveguide]

put some clove oil on that tooth

 

[Green Squall]

It really annoys me when people don't leave feedback on Ebay, even when you go above and beyond to be a good seller...

 

[whatsmells]

people in general.

 

[stoned-trout]

people that modify their pictures or use old pic online ...really piss me off....yeehaw ..no more online stuff for me

 

[Boyd Crowder]

the dirtbike/4 wheeler set that runs 50-100 deep down my street every weekend - minor annoyance , get ya freak on, kids

3 broken molars - from a drunken barfight 20 years ago , man what was I thinking trying to be captain save-a-ho to this girl i aint know getting beat down by a roided up fuckbag in myrtle beach on vaca - MYOB!

a felony record

neighbors who park in front of my driveway

boogers that wont flick

chunky farts

hangovers from cheap whiskey

running out of coffee/painkillers, on said hangovers

no tp in the bathroom on a deuce run

my asshole boss/best friend

comcast

asshat tenants

losing my hair

gaining an extra 40 lbs in my 30's

gaining another 20 in my 40's (hey ive lost 40 in the last 18 mo , another 40 to go woot)

schedule 1

fucked up/no credit

losing my wallet & or phone every 2-5 years

buying a lemon from my own brother

i could go on, but theres enough fodder to add to this thread for now

 

[Midwest sticky]

people that modify their pictures or use old pic online ...really piss me off....yeehaw ..no more online stuff for me

Ya got okey doked by a fat chick didn't ya
I learned my lesson on that a long time ago, sends shivers up my spine just thinking bout the wildabeast.

 

[Green Squall]

the dirtbike/4 wheeler set that runs 50-100 deep down my street every weekend - minor annoyance , get ya freak on, kids

3 broken molars - from a drunken barfight 20 years ago , man what was I thinking trying to be captain save-a-ho to this girl i aint know getting beat down by a roided up fuckbag in myrtle beach on vaca - MYOB!

a felony record

neighbors who park in front of my driveway

boogers that wont flick

chunky farts

hangovers from cheap whiskey

running out of coffee/painkillers, on said hangovers

no tp in the bathroom on a deuce run

my asshole boss/best friend

comcast

asshat tenants

losing my hair

gaining an extra 40 lbs in my 30's

gaining another 20 in my 40's (hey ive lost 40 in the last 18 mo , another 40 to go woot)

schedule 1

fucked up/no credit

losing my wallet & or phone every 2-5 years

buying a lemon from my own brother

i could go on, but theres enough fodder to add to this thread for now

lol buying a lemon from your own brother. Thank you, I needed a good laugh! And I can also relate to asshat tenants..Many unwanted headaches I tell you.