What's new
  • ICMag with help from Landrace Warden and The Vault is running a NEW contest in November! You can check it here. Prizes are seeds & forum premium access. Come join in!

the elderly asylum

X

xavier7995

My elderly dad just went on a road trip across a good chunk of the country with some other old guys. He was pumped not to be the oldest, one dude was in his 80s. I think Ringo woulda fit in well. It's weird as hell to have a bunch of guys in their 70s ask where the chicks are and talking about raising hell...then pivot and request the senior discount at breakfast.

Edit: meant this as motivational, pussy can still be the driving force well into your 70s.

Edit 2: happy bday herman!
 
Gypsy Nirvana

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
Administrator
Veteran
Just got this from my public defender in the USA - BLOODY MARVELOUS NEWS!

Gypsy,
I have, at long last, some very good news. Earlier today, the United States filed a Motion for Leave to Dismiss the Indictment in the US criminal case. The motion is, of course, unopposed. I had intimations the prosecutor was going to file the motion, as he had asked whether we had any objection to it, but it has taken him some time to actually make the filing, and I wanted to hold off notifying you until the paper was actually filed. I anticipate the Court will grant the motion promptly, and I will keep you apprised. I have attached a copy of the motion and its attachment.

I expect that when the motion is granted, all domestic arrest warrants or detainers should be withdrawn, and I have already asked the prosecutor to confirm that all Interpol or other international paper will also be withdrawn. How long that will take, I do not know, so don’t go traveling anywhere quite yet. I think it may be prudent to obtain a certified copy of the judgment or order of dismissal when it enters, for you to have should any issues arise in the future.

Congratulations. I wish I could say this was due to my work, but I really rode on the coattails of your able UK counsel.
John


Waaaaaaaay - Heeeeey! - such a load off my shoulders to know that the largest empire on the planet - is no longer out to get me!

*Happy birthday Herman!
 
tobedetermined

tobedetermined

Well-known member
Premium user
ICMag Donor
Congratulations, GN!

--

I have been hesitant to jump in on this thread. I passed the 65 milestone earlier this year and I just retired last week. I do ring bells in 4 of GN’s list and I have a few more of my own and these helped me make the decision to stop working. I traveled heavily and I just couldn’t bear stuffing myself in airplane seats anymore. They are made by sadists who keep working to perfect their invention.

Several of you have mentioned peripheral neuropathy. I have its nasty cousin, spinal stenosis, which stopped me from walking for 8 months a couple of years ago until a slice & dice that cut out a small piece of my spine. Pink Kush became my savior throughout that period and I always keep some on hand for my back. Unfortunately, it just bounces off the real pain of kidney stones, teeth etc. Yeah, I am an old fuck & I hurt. Too often. But . . . I am a realist with a heavy dose of optimism, so it never keeps me down.

Now I just have to figure out what to do with all of this free time . . .
 
shithawk420

shithawk420

Well-known member
Veteran
Im not sure if you guys are trying trying to scare the shit out of us younger guys or not but your doing a good job! Lol
 
Ringodoggie

Ringodoggie

Well-known member
✅
Gypsy Nirvana said:
Just got this from my public defender in the USA - BLOODY MARVELOUS NEWS!

Gypsy,
I have, at long last, some very good news. Earlier today, the United States filed a Motion for Leave to Dismiss the Indictment in the US criminal case. The motion is, of course, unopposed. I had intimations the prosecutor was going to file the motion, as he had asked whether we had any objection to it, but it has taken him some time to actually make the filing, and I wanted to hold off notifying you until the paper was actually filed. I anticipate the Court will grant the motion promptly, and I will keep you apprised. I have attached a copy of the motion and its attachment.

I expect that when the motion is granted, all domestic arrest warrants or detainers should be withdrawn, and I have already asked the prosecutor to confirm that all Interpol or other international paper will also be withdrawn. How long that will take, I do not know, so don’t go traveling anywhere quite yet. I think it may be prudent to obtain a certified copy of the judgment or order of dismissal when it enters, for you to have should any issues arise in the future.

Congratulations. I wish I could say this was due to my work, but I really rode on the coattails of your able UK counsel.
John


Waaaaaaaay - Heeeeey! - such a load off my shoulders to know that the largest empire on the planet - is no longer out to get me!

*Happy birthday Herman!
Click to expand...


Dude, that is fabulous news. Total congrats to you and all yours. I'm sure there's a lot of happy smiles around your way today. Again, congrats.
 
T

Teddybrae

Well I don't know. I am shocked. You would eat your Wife starting at her neck?
But more important is this unusual interest you have in Men's legs. Seems quite common in us older males when the clear divide between male and female seems to blur.

For example the mechanic we give money to got his Wife to come out and have a look at my legs as I was taking a car off a trailer in front of his place. So she did.


Which was quite disconcerting for a redbloodedabsolutely100%heteromalehonest.



Gypsy Nirvana said:
My favourite bit on the Mrs is her neck - just below the ears - if I was a vampire I would have bitten it - and got her to join my club -

Yeah - nice legs Ted - would look a treat in a pair of seamed stockings - lol
Click to expand...
 
knucklehead bob

knucklehead bob

Member
Veteran
Gypsy Nirvana said:
Just got this from my public defender in the USA - BLOODY MARVELOUS NEWS!

Gypsy,
I have, at long last, some very good news. Earlier today, the United States filed a Motion for Leave to Dismiss the Indictment in the US criminal case. The motion is, of course, unopposed. I had intimations the prosecutor was going to file the motion, as he had asked whether we had any objection to it, but it has taken him some time to actually make the filing, and I wanted to hold off notifying you until the paper was actually filed. I anticipate the Court will grant the motion promptly, and I will keep you apprised. I have attached a copy of the motion and its attachment.

I expect that when the motion is granted, all domestic arrest warrants or detainers should be withdrawn, and I have already asked the prosecutor to confirm that all Interpol or other international paper will also be withdrawn. How long that will take, I do not know, so don’t go traveling anywhere quite yet. I think it may be prudent to obtain a certified copy of the judgment or order of dismissal when it enters, for you to have should any issues arise in the future.

Congratulations. I wish I could say this was due to my work, but I really rode on the coattails of your able UK counsel.
John


Waaaaaaaay - Heeeeey! - such a load off my shoulders to know that the largest empire on the planet - is no longer out to get me!

*Happy birthday Herman!
Click to expand...

Congratulations , no more looking over your shoulder wondering if today is the day :jump:
 
T

Teddybrae

I must be honest and say that when I hear of such a thing I am pleased it is not me! (Grossly selfish of course ... but ...)

EsterEssence said:
The worst part of getting old is hearing another one of your friends have died.
Click to expand...
 
T

Teddybrae

Yes, I find myself becoming Cynical, becoming Hope-less.

Or put another way: I have to be super aware of an increasing inclination toward hopelessness which comes as Death gets closer.

Seems to me that if my degeneration continues ... one day I may find myself without the energy to even smile!


CosmicGiggle said:
..... and the hardest part is keeping your heart open to making new friends.
Click to expand...
 
shithawk420

shithawk420

Well-known member
Veteran
I think there was already a thread about this but maybe you guys could give some tips or health advice to some prevention to the myriad of illnesses you walking corpses have! J/k! But seriously any advice would be appreciated.im already hurting.i can't imagine the pain I'm gonna be in when I'm 60
 
Ringodoggie

Ringodoggie

Well-known member
✅
I am not afraid of death. I have been married to the same woman for 40 years. I welcome death.

When the old grim reaper comes for me, I going to bend that fucker over and stick my cock 4 miles up his ass and drive that old crusty black mother fucker all the way to hell.

And, when I get to hell, I am going to find the guy who invented that hard plastic packaging that's impossible to open without cutting the fuck out of your hands.... and I am going to kick him in the balls repeatedly for a thousand years. Then... it's party time. ;)








.
 
flylowgethigh

flylowgethigh

Non-growing Lurker
ICMag Donor
shithawk420 said:
Im not sure if you guys are trying trying to scare the shit out of us younger guys or not but your doing a good job! Lol
Click to expand...

Listen and learn. You will be lazier, weaker, more painful, less capable as time rolls by. Think slippery slope.

Best to have a comfy nest and nice veggies by that time.

And CBD..., and CBN... Gawdsends IMO.

Get a job son! Walk down the road with a suitcase, good shoes and coat, thumb out. Maybe a farmer needs help, picks you up, and would let you plant a corner of the place. Farmers are old and lazy and may not mind a side crop of a little garden you grow.

If I had some kid here who did really want to work, he would have a chance. There are places out there with wore out old folks.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Latest posts

Top