The BroomRoom...

[SmellyFlorist]

Guys.........

@tleaf jr........ shot brah, sometimes all it takes is to know you not the only one...... lol

@JointOperation....... I hope so.... just fucks wiffff my stress levels, surges an shit, these popeyes here got no clue how to run a country...... Probs is but thats bout the forth 2hour cut this week alone.... only first week of flower......

@Lady..... thanks babe........ Mwah!! Really...? you guys been to africa....
Sorry bout the cussing, powers back on, 2 hours into lights on.... so a total of 4hours no power today.....
To clarify I mean no power anywhere..... Like they turn the entire region off the grid..... no gennie or inverter..... well good luck......
Feeling better.... suns down.. beer is cold.......
Got some stuff to do.... will try post pics to fill you all in on whats happening in the jungle........
Smelly

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Right, dinner and beer was had and enjoyed.... mood changed, saterday night shift commenced...

These two pics are of the same cut, not put into the broomroom thus becoming new yummy mummy's...

Blue dream, originally inch long clone rooted in shot glass..... okay I know not the healthiest... but fucking heaps better than what Iv had em hey...

Supposedly 'exodus'....... smoked like it[been to london]..... we shall see... once again ditto on the shot glass and not 100% healthy......

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Continued....

Meet Big Jim.... my diy africano 50 site cloner in my hillybilly 50% tiled indoor shower...... Ill collect praise an flying shoes later thanks

However..... Jimbo grafts.....

And the above mentioned mums donations.....
So the evening of the 6th...... this is where those evil power mongers could fuck my future..........

TIA icmag..... TIA....

Smelly

 

[tleaf jr.]

what type of heads are you using for the misters? looking good btw

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@tleaf jr...... They said "chappie" heads on the packet... They very similar to those screw in nipples of the ez cloner...... they seem to do the trick..... So I bought all the shops stock.... think I got bout 100.....

 

[SmellyFlorist]

End of day 8 of 12/12...

Another power cut yesterday.... so Thats 4 hours on saterday, 2 hours on sunday an 2 hours yesterday.... My memory only serves three days[thats pretty good] ...... Oh and I actually watched some TV.... this is gona continue for ages.... something like 2019..... I shit you not..... At the main power stations they just havent been doing any maintenance.... Like non wat so eves..... they just dont do it... lol... its so simple, I mean why the fuck do it right? Its an african thing I swear, they just dont do maintenance.... Their theory is its "job creation" We need to create more jobs..... we need development..... we need to industrialise the entire fucking continent... blahblahblah political bullshite.... Ill give you a t-shirt and buy you some chicken, we'll all sing war songs for the day.... then when the sun sets Ill get whisked away in my fleet of blue light c-class's to my 8bedroom mansion, only to eat more chicken, but this time Ill be washing it down with a dbl Johnny Blue, while you huddle in your little mud kraal with a car battery for electricity..... but your soul will be warm in the knowledge that I, "The Ender Of The Struggle" actually gives a bucks shit about your well being and tomorrow it "Will All Change...."
Do you know how much fucking electricity this poes country gives to our neighbours......?? Coz we live in a "good willed society"....... Countries where genocide is encouraged by their leaders..... wait W T F ......!!!!! Thank fuck I dont run during the day...... Mums just get a lekker lil nap midday.... Clones havent seemed to mind..... Oh an I just unplugged the timer and plugged the "system" straight into the wall..... No point in having to pull a timer out an reset it everday, Im here to open and close the door each an every time so may aswell make it simpler and just flip a switch....... Im on the ball with the alarms on my phone so shouldnt fuck the dark period up......

Clones looking happier.....

 

[Former Guest]

your clones are looking good! have you ever tried cutting the tips off the leaves to help the root faster?

I took a class in college years ago about Kenya and the teacher was raised there but was an American. the stories he told were so sad. the genocide has been going on for years and with such fierce brutality is just inhumane.

he did have some really great things to tell us about culture and different tribes. one of the few classes I listened to lecture in.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@Lady..... thanks for the kind words, I dont cut the tips of the leaves coz my fingers come off with them.... Yeah I aint got much sympathy for what goes on round these parts, they just do it to themselves thats the funniest part..... Being overly sensitive here is just gona make you a mark...... you dont wana be that, trust.... If you interested try get some books on Shaka Zulu.... that will give you some insight to um, ahhhh, lets say, "how people deal with shit here...." Iv got some soft covers, not long at all, very very good reads......

Right, shits been kicking off here again, lifes a fucking whirl pool again, cant tell my arse from my elbow at the mo...

End of day 11 of 12/12....

Left wall

Right wall

Door shot

Left with lights

Right with lights

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Continued....

Big jim

Peek-a-boo..... well, not quite yet.... lol

Mums

Kosher Tangie bag seeds.... 11 days old from planting..... Spent a bit of Nelson on that bud.... would like to get it back......

Let the Smelly one know what you guys think.....

 

[Former Guest]

They look good!! Bugs dead yet?

 

[SmellyFlorist]

They look good!! Bugs dead yet?

I think so... theres a leaf or two that have looked a bit dodge so Iv pulled them off an scoped them real good, no signs of eggs thou etc. So holding thumbs....... Smelling real good already too...

 

[Former Guest]

After my mites, the leaves started dropping turning yellow with splotches for a while. I kept scoping but found nothing. I think that is typical but don't quote me on it.

The plants grew good after that and look great.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

After my mites, the leaves started dropping turning yellow with splotches for a while. I kept scoping but found nothing. I think that is typical but don't quote me on it.

The plants grew good after that and look great.

Pretty much the same with mine.... Either we both nailed them, or......

 

[Former Guest]

well I got some puffy white pistils that say otherwise keep checking though

 

[SmellyFlorist]

well I got some puffy white pistils that say otherwise keep checking though

This is what I wana hear......

Jeeebus last few days been usual fuctup crazy..... Two days ago had our power disconnected... I didnt even notice my granddad had, um, aahhh, inserted a "energy saver" in our meter...... An now cable guy had come to correct this cast of fortune.... [poes] So fuck a fine needs to be paid, minimal though, and we're reconnected... he didnt notice fuckall and no flags were raised, but I was proper shitting.... no power equals proper fuct..... The company here smacks you with about 5 different service tax's which are basically all the same yet have different names.... the service charges add up to bout 150% of the actual power you consume, Im zoned agricultural so they charges are even higher than residential.... basically they stealing from us so fuck em.... and anyway every month for the past 15 years that they have come to read the meter, why havent they mentioned and disconnected the by-pass... they lock it up, put glue, stickers and and barcoded shit all over the place... wouldnt it be easier to just disconnect......fucksakes..... anyway.... really gotta watch the consumption..... honestly I think its about 75% more costly than a guy living not even 1km as the crow flies.... thats fucking theft.....
So fuck that same day while all thats kicking off, I meetup with matey from fooking london town.... One of the most genuine people Iv ever met hands down..... So he brought the new genes[omfg] and two hygrometers. Gona wait a bit till I pop, probs in the new year, would like to get the next set of clones into the broomroom first before I starting looking for a few new mums, would love a sssdh daddy to pollen chuck, however we shall see, to fucking keen but, what would you guys do....?? Just as a reminder, I dont have a salary, yet get payments after finalising projects from submission and handover, but I honestly dropped about a months worth of wage.... two months of minimum wage... the exchange rate[as normal] is pathetic... their 1 to our 17..... so never mind burning a hole, it just incinerated my wallet.... however money fucking well spent I feel, just need to actually make it work though....
So then yesterday when I woke[sparrow fart] the dog was a bit restless, but hes a bullie, so he often is. I was in the doorway and he bolted out to the fence and I just caught a flash of movement but he really rushed the fence, I honestly just thought it was the neighbours dog or a bush buck, and thought nothing of it... made bongs, jumped on the mag, then into the rooms, fed the babies[Iv learnt, no music on when working] and I heard a voice softly but with urgency, so I half crap myself, alight from the rooms, walk to the doorway, I can see a staff member by the fence signalling me over, she tunes me theres two "tsotsi" by the entrance and theres something not right, so I lock up and bolt down there, an I just catch one fuck walking of the farm. So I confront him, he says he is having a crap, now I can just sense this oak is outa place, hes got good clothes on, hes no builder, bricky, or farmworker, wtf is he doing at 6:30am on my farm?? He had a slim falt pack backpack on but didtn seem to dodge you know, I ask him whats he doin here again, says hes waiting for his boss, and works in next town, see things just not adding up here, but fuck what actually can I do? fuckall, so I tell him fuck off an walk back up the driveway, the same worker meets me at the top and says "no" she saw three people crouching around in the bush down there, so I fucking bolt back down there and bout 100m away on the highway I see the chop I spoke to meeting up with two other chops, they walking up the hill, but keep looking back over their shoulders[why they not waiting for their lift?] So I run back up jump in the car and speed after them, pull up on the highway next to the one I spoke to, opened the door and told him to jump in its "lift time", poes just fucking bolted onto the next farm.... so we phone our neighbour, he locates them and the piggies come pick the bastards up... Whole bunch of clothes an a white macbook pro... these three fucks have been caught the last three lights snooping just about each house in an around about the 5 roads where I stay[theres a neighbourhood watch/private hidden cameras] An Im jus thinking now that movement I saw wasnt no fucking animal but one of these fucks have a good snoop, come to think about it pooches reaction was proper aggression..... like he can smell poes..... I got absolutely no sympathy what so ever for someone one goes out of their way to break into another mans home and trys to take whats not theirs....
So after having to deal with that cowboys and indians bullshit and a hack of a day with projects on the CAD, I went for a surf in the arvo..... waves was pretty junk, clean, but real small, no umpphhh, I drive home and the old man asks where Iv been? I say Iv been surfing at "Lowers"... Hes like "fucking hell" other neighbours just just phoned, a friend of his and her daughter were heldup at gun point in the second parking lot there..... this is almost mid holiday season.... this area depends on the tourism.... luckily they werent raped....
Then when I went to bed at 9 last night, I heard a load bang, like a fruit crate falling, then not thirty seconds later a name being shouted, couldnt have been further than 50m away...... did not sleep well....
Fuck I can really stress sometimes...
I need bongs... an lots of bongs....
Its been awfully hot last two days as well... cuts already got nubs on em in the cloner.....
Just got keep putting one foot in front of the other.... and dont look a the top......
Long post, had to vent.....

Smelly

 

[Former Guest]

Do you think the extra energy consumption from growing tipped off the meter man? What would happen if you got caught there?

 

[SmellyFlorist]

Nah theres no ways that happened... so many people here "fiddle" theirs... they've been goin from town to town cleaning up everyones meters... people dont really give a crap bout anything like that hey, they just want you to pay, the more you pay the happier they are.... I dont even wana think bout the other part....

 

[RetroGrow]

Don't know what kind of meters you have there, but the old meters we used to have in the states, we found out you could pull them out, turn them upside down, and they would run backwards when you plugged them back in! We swapped them each month before the meter guy came, and our bills were almost nothing! Not recommending it, 'cause things are more high tech here now and it's impossible, just sayin'....might work in other areas.

 

[SmellyFlorist]

@Retro..... Yeah we got real old ones here.... at least 20years.... Its kinda perfect situation too as its behind my electric fence... ie I gotta let them in to read the thing or do any maintenance... but Im not sure Im gona be able to flip the thing every evening and then get it back in normal position by sunrise, without there becoming noticeable wear an tear.... these people here have no schedule what so ever, so some months they dont even pitch..... then pow! right when you dont need them they come making a stink..... Theres some policy here that they gona increase our price of power by 33% each year for the next three years or something fucking scary...... yet youll drive past empty shopping centres and parking lot after lot being light by 400w MH's so I feel fuckall for one two lights that actually have a fucking function......
Iv heard you can place big magnets ontop of these things and you can get them to spin backwards..... its one of those old ones with a aluminium disk thats spins....[farrrrr to fucking fast for my liking...]
Fuck I wish my granddad was still alive..... he'd be taking pride in sticking it to the man....... My uncle is a sparky, but I dont wana go asking q's like that you know..... I just want that disk stationary from dusk till dawn, Im guaranteed here then and they've not coming to check shit at night, and if they do..." Eish sorry brah, fence motors broken, repair guys only coming in the morning blahblahblah..."
Jeeebus I need to sort this thing out.....

 

[jd4083]

blowing up in there! fuck yeah dude...looking good