The best and worst inventions ever

[hayday]

A Hot Shower is a great invention ...even better stoned to the bone

 

[CosmicGiggle]

I'm really appreciating my NEW Weed Whacker, it comes with a blade - no more of that stupid plastic 'string' BS.

..... who's idea was that anyway and how long to come up with the obvious solution?

........... Grrrr

 

[Sunshineinabag]

I know that a lot of guys think that hairs disguise a double chin of chubby cheeks. Trouble is they really don´t. I mean, you can still always tell


I agree with you on the ol´loos. where the hell would be go with all that digested food ?!?!?

Once saw a drill instructor with a six pack of hotdogs for a back of his neck

 

[shithawk420]

I'm really appreciating my NEW Weed Whacker, it comes with a blade - no more of that stupid plastic 'string' BS.

..... who's idea was that anyway and how long to come up with the obvious solution?

........... Grrrr

I have to agree with that but please don't cut your feet off! Just saying cause I care! So they are stainless? I hope it's a Stihl.my mom is 4 8 and she bought a little thing it was goofy.i had to literally save her! Lol nearly cut her in half!

 

[Bud Green]

Best invention ever: quality razor blades!

I can't imagine having to shave with a sharp rock or a a clam shell..Ouch, that would hurt...

I can grow a half decent beard, but I hate 'em...

I haven't had one in more than 35 years...but I do have trimmed mustache..

Most chicks don't dig beards..

Oh, and if you can't grow grow one,,shave that fuzzy shit off..

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[Switcher56]

Best invention ever: quality razor blades!

I can't imagine having to shave with a sharp rock or a a clam shell..Ouch, that would hurt...

I can grow a half decent beard, but I hate 'em...

I haven't had one in more than 35 years...but I do have trimmed mustache..

Most chicks don't dig beards..

Oh, and if you can't grow grow one,,shave that fuzzy shit off..

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Dunno about a clam shell but... I have worn a beard for as long as I can remember. AAMOF my current wife would divorce me if I took it off LOL.

Anyway... I once took my full beard off at hunting camp (a dare, when I said I could shave with this)) with my hunting knofe <--- (Aus) a la Crocodile Dundee Smooth as a baby's bottom. (Solligen Steel)

 

[hellfire]

Worst
The outboard motor, no wonder the dolphins are going to leave one day

Best
Fire, we couldn't smoke weed without it

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

Seeing as we're comparing body parts for the best and worst invention, I nominate the vagina as the best invention ever, it's so versatile and fun.

 

[Cuddles]

Ah well good enough! My grandpa used to brag about going to England and how they were so proper.i guess they were campared to us Chicago natives.youd probably call us bloody savages! That's fine cause we are lol

I´ve always wanted to visit Chicago! Sounds like a very fun and interesting city

 

[Midnight Tokar]

Seeing as we're comparing body parts for the best and worst invention, I nominate the vagina as the best invention ever, it's so versatile and fun.

Proof god has a sense of humor.....putting it right next to a toxic dump site.
I think that was George Carlin


EDIT
It was something along the lines of god putting a playground right next to a toxic dump site.

 

[shithawk420]

I´ve always wanted to visit Chicago! Sounds like a very fun and interesting city

Oh you would love downtown Chicago! Brilliant art deco architecture and the field museum is a must see.but it makes me sad I can't see europe.the Roman aquaducts are the reason we can enjoy our toilets! They are thanks to our modern day plumbing no? Lol but London must be nice too.roundabouts drive me crazy though.

 

[Sunshineinabag]

Vinny was a hellofa invention!
https://youtu.be/kw8ciAorZZM

 

[Cuddles]

Oh you would love downtown Chicago! Brilliant art deco architecture and the field museum is a must see.but it makes me sad I can't see europe.the Roman aquaducts are the reason we can enjoy our toilets! They are thanks to our modern day plumbing no? Lol but London must be nice too.roundabouts drive me crazy though.

I´m a real museum person, art, architecture, design etc
London´s great but I ´ve found that it can get a bit too much at times.

Roundabouts are really cool, once you get used to them. Especially when you´ve got lost and need to turn around. They´re great!
I really miss them because I don´t live in England anymore.

 

[St. Phatty]

My dream is to drive a UPS or Fedex or USPS truck in a low-income neighborhood of Chicago.

It's a short dream !

 

[Sunshineinabag]

American political system is pretty stupid invention

 

[Cuddles]

here´s one I love. the calculator. without this one I´d be totally f*cked

 

[pahval]

Im pretty grateful for ac current, transistors, web, renevable energy, medicine, transportation, agriculture, im pretty angry about underdevelopement of political and economic system...

 

[ningning]

best：potato！！！
potato is the evidence of god exist
worst：
money or private ownership。
the second worst is national boundaries

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

The worst invention ever is Government, it is backed up by violence.

 

[Dropped Cat]

Wheel

Compass

Printing press

Inclined Plane/Screw

Light Bulb

Transistor

Telephone

Steam Engine

Clock

Airplane

Vaccines

Internet/software

Gunpowder

Nuclear Fission

Photography

They all equally good and bad, application is key.