1.5 years if you have a lot of body fat on you buy 2 of them.
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So what's the best way to get out of your system?
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ya i always buy the Zydot - Euro Blend and it always works. I could do it a day before the test and never appear positive, however my friend tried the mix as per the instruction and came out positive as he has a lot of body fat; in this case u drink more of this mix a week a head and you will be fine 
P.S. his second test was negative as he had this mix for a week before the test!! more info below, hope its useful
One hour after drinking, your urine should be pure for 4 to 5 hours. Can also be used as a marijuana detox.
3 flavours available.
Drinking Instructions:
Drink Zydot only on the day you want to be pure.
1, Drink ONLY one 500ml glass of water 1 hour before drinking Zydot Euro Blend.
2, Remove cap from container and 1/2 fill with water.
3, Replace cap and shake vigorously.
4, Add water to top of bottle.
5, Drink the entire contents immediately.
6, 15 minutes after drinking Zydot Euro Blend, refill the container with water and drink.
7, Complete trust after a waiting period of about 60 minutes. Meanwhile, complete relief after urinating 2-3 times.
The following information will help Zydot Euro Blend to be as effective as possible, and should be followed carefully before drinking the product.
Avoid drinking large amounts of water 2 hours before drinking Euro Blend.
Avoid eating a large meal 4 hours before drinking Euro Blend, a light meal is okay.
The following items should be avoided 24 to 48 hours before drinking Euro Blend: Unnecessary over-the-counter or unprescribed medications. Golden Seal. Alcohol. Acidic liquids (such as vinegar, pickle juice, fruit juices, coffee, etc.) Large quantities of vitamins, Salty foods.
If at all possible drink Euro Blend after you have been awake for 4 to 5 hours.
Good luck folks
P.S. his second test was negative as he had this mix for a week before the test!! more info below, hope its useful
One hour after drinking, your urine should be pure for 4 to 5 hours. Can also be used as a marijuana detox.
3 flavours available.
Drinking Instructions:
Drink Zydot only on the day you want to be pure.
1, Drink ONLY one 500ml glass of water 1 hour before drinking Zydot Euro Blend.
2, Remove cap from container and 1/2 fill with water.
3, Replace cap and shake vigorously.
4, Add water to top of bottle.
5, Drink the entire contents immediately.
6, 15 minutes after drinking Zydot Euro Blend, refill the container with water and drink.
7, Complete trust after a waiting period of about 60 minutes. Meanwhile, complete relief after urinating 2-3 times.
The following information will help Zydot Euro Blend to be as effective as possible, and should be followed carefully before drinking the product.
Avoid drinking large amounts of water 2 hours before drinking Euro Blend.
Avoid eating a large meal 4 hours before drinking Euro Blend, a light meal is okay.
The following items should be avoided 24 to 48 hours before drinking Euro Blend: Unnecessary over-the-counter or unprescribed medications. Golden Seal. Alcohol. Acidic liquids (such as vinegar, pickle juice, fruit juices, coffee, etc.) Large quantities of vitamins, Salty foods.
If at all possible drink Euro Blend after you have been awake for 4 to 5 hours.
Good luck folks
StevenSteve
Member
Ok so this zydot and strip it, could you guys give me more information on it?? I smoked a few bowls every day this ween since saturday and just found out i am going to have a drug test tomorrow morning!!!! i havent smoked today yet and i wont... how can i pass a drug test tomorrow when the last time i smoked was yesterday (wednesday)?
Right now I am drinking lots of cranberry juice and water to detox my system and eating alot of oatmeal to strip my body of fat...
But i would like to try this zyban or strip it if they are safe... what exactly are they and where can you get them? and are they safe to eat in the quantities you guys are saying?
Right now I am drinking lots of cranberry juice and water to detox my system and eating alot of oatmeal to strip my body of fat...
But i would like to try this zyban or strip it if they are safe... what exactly are they and where can you get them? and are they safe to eat in the quantities you guys are saying?
StevenSteve
Member
i hate there little game but you are right it is a game and i hate it.. i think i will just skip the zydot or the strip it and try to pass with cranberry juice, water, exercise, and oatmeal
StevenSteve
Member
Ok i smoked for the past 2 weeks everyday and i just got tested yesterday (SHIT) i hope it comes out clean.. i did some kind of herbal cleanse that was supposed to get it out of your system for 8 hours and hopefully it worked..i drank like 75% of the bottle and was supposed to drink the whole thing and then i drank 3 bottles of water and was supposed to drink 6, and then i peed 3 times which is good cus they told me to pee 3 times just to get the bad pee out of your system cus the first few pees will still be bad... and then I got tested... i scooped water out of the toilet to mix my pee with to dilute i more, then i peed in the cup about 2/3 pee 1/3 scooped water.. just to keep the temperature on the cup warm... and then submitted it... I think it is a lab test.. how long do tests usually take.. and in specific lab tests..... cus i think i was fine this morning nobody confronted me about it yet.. but perhaps they dont kmnow the results yet... anyone think i passed? It was a UDS (urine drug screen) so whatever that means hopefully its not a lab test
you mixed the sample with toilet water?
StevenSteve
Member
yes, to dilute the pee
White-rhino
Member
When I took a test many moons ago the toilet water had purple dye in it. It came out clean anyway because it was clean, but still, I would think that dying the water would be common practice.
Olum
Member
I have been subject to random drug testing for the last 6 years and have always passed using two simple methods: drinking a shit ton of water shortly before the test (doing it the previous day does nothing) or using someone else's clean urine which they begrudgingly gave me.
I once smoked the night before a test and passed using my own urine. I was inexperienced with this technique at the time and actually drank too much which left my stomach bloated, made me feel sort of drunk, and threw up (fortunately after the test when I was already in a safe place). Drinking too much water can be lethal so don't go overboard. Drink a few bottles of water, enough that you piss at least 3 times, a good long piss, before you take the test. Wait to take the test until you have to piss so bad you think you'll wet your self, you want to make sure that there is a lot of pure water in your water to dilute what little THC is left after the earlier pissing. Piss in the toilet first for a few seconds, then stop and piss in the cup/bottle thingy, then piss the rest into the toilet. This is important because as someone mentioned earlier the urine picks up THC from the bladder lining so you want urine that has freshly moved into your bladder and hasn't touched the lining to go into your cup. I don't know about the creatine stuff, but vitamin b will certainly turn your piss neon yellow! Note: This method is only good if you start approx 3 hours before the test. You are not "cleaning" out your system, just diluting the THC in the urine content of your bladder. That means that if you're tested the next day and do not follow the same procedures you will still come up positive, even if you don't smoke again. It can take anywhere from a few days to a month for the THC levels in your urine to go down.
If you use someone else's piss it may be tricky depending on how closely they watch you and whether or not they pay attention to temperature. When I did it I kept it in a very very small bottle nestled between the testies and thigh for warmth and to help if they're watching. I always kept the bottle with me in secret pocket of a back pack just in case I got caught unaware. I've had problems with this method before with guys who take their job way to fucking seriously (or maybe they liked what they saw?) and insisted on seeing some dick. I've been in the situation where I was desperately trying to conceal my little bottle while trying to make the "transaction" and someone looking over my shoulder. I remember more than once being able to see the guy staring at me in my peripheral and trying to conceal the fact that I was literally shaking with fear. Using the excuse that you've got stage fright or that you have to shit and can't hold it MIGHT help.
I'm seriously considering buying one of those fake penis things that will appear to piss out the donor urine for you. I haven't seen one in person, I'm curious to know how real they look and how well they work.
I BELIEVE that the testing I've been subject may not be a stringent as some of the other kinds out there. My donor urine was always from a female and I'm male and there was never a problem with it. They also never seemed to mind clear urine or decreased temperature levels. I am quite certain that these methods are effective with a rather large group of government employees however. Good luck!
I once smoked the night before a test and passed using my own urine. I was inexperienced with this technique at the time and actually drank too much which left my stomach bloated, made me feel sort of drunk, and threw up (fortunately after the test when I was already in a safe place). Drinking too much water can be lethal so don't go overboard. Drink a few bottles of water, enough that you piss at least 3 times, a good long piss, before you take the test. Wait to take the test until you have to piss so bad you think you'll wet your self, you want to make sure that there is a lot of pure water in your water to dilute what little THC is left after the earlier pissing. Piss in the toilet first for a few seconds, then stop and piss in the cup/bottle thingy, then piss the rest into the toilet. This is important because as someone mentioned earlier the urine picks up THC from the bladder lining so you want urine that has freshly moved into your bladder and hasn't touched the lining to go into your cup. I don't know about the creatine stuff, but vitamin b will certainly turn your piss neon yellow! Note: This method is only good if you start approx 3 hours before the test. You are not "cleaning" out your system, just diluting the THC in the urine content of your bladder. That means that if you're tested the next day and do not follow the same procedures you will still come up positive, even if you don't smoke again. It can take anywhere from a few days to a month for the THC levels in your urine to go down.
If you use someone else's piss it may be tricky depending on how closely they watch you and whether or not they pay attention to temperature. When I did it I kept it in a very very small bottle nestled between the testies and thigh for warmth and to help if they're watching. I always kept the bottle with me in secret pocket of a back pack just in case I got caught unaware. I've had problems with this method before with guys who take their job way to fucking seriously (or maybe they liked what they saw?) and insisted on seeing some dick. I've been in the situation where I was desperately trying to conceal my little bottle while trying to make the "transaction" and someone looking over my shoulder. I remember more than once being able to see the guy staring at me in my peripheral and trying to conceal the fact that I was literally shaking with fear. Using the excuse that you've got stage fright or that you have to shit and can't hold it MIGHT help.
I'm seriously considering buying one of those fake penis things that will appear to piss out the donor urine for you. I haven't seen one in person, I'm curious to know how real they look and how well they work.
I BELIEVE that the testing I've been subject may not be a stringent as some of the other kinds out there. My donor urine was always from a female and I'm male and there was never a problem with it. They also never seemed to mind clear urine or decreased temperature levels. I am quite certain that these methods are effective with a rather large group of government employees however. Good luck!
Olum
Member
I would be interested to know if anyone knows how long you can store clean urine for these purposes. I kept my clean donor urine for several weeks with no problem with no kind of refrigeration or anything. I'm not sure if it goes bad. I am certain that there are agencies who keep samples they've tested for months if not years after collection to be tested again at another point if necessary, but I don't know if they have any special means of keeping it fresh or not.
Olum
Member
There's more info about this here http://icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=170478&highlight=pass+drug+test
Perhaps we should do a scientific test using different "remedies" and different at home testing kits. We could get a few volunteers from the forums so we have different body types and diets to make sure a method works with more than just one person. It would also help spread the costs out. We could make a journal like people do when they try out a new grow technique. How does that sound?
Perhaps we should do a scientific test using different "remedies" and different at home testing kits. We could get a few volunteers from the forums so we have different body types and diets to make sure a method works with more than just one person. It would also help spread the costs out. We could make a journal like people do when they try out a new grow technique. How does that sound?
StevenSteve
Member
Welp good to hear from you guys, and i think it is safe to say i passed (they never said anything about the test).... and they dont tell u if u pass usually so im good for another day! haha... that herbal cleanser i got from the head shop really worked
