ol briarhopper
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I really dont believe their is a best way at all.Its just there......period.
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So what's the best way to get out of your system?
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StevenSteve
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Damn I gained slot of weight in the past year due to my depakote and risperdal... I'm about 200 now.... Last I smoked was one hit on January 2, 2010.... I have been drinking cranberry juice and water and trying to exercise but my meds are making me terribly out of shape.... If I fail the piss test I get locked up again!!!!!
IWanaGetHiSoHi
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This is not something to joke about. Maybe I just crawled out of The Cave IDK ... What I Do Know is ... I've been smoking weed and dodging the legal system for 30 years. Never have I heard of Drinking Denture Cleaner to beat a Urine Test.
http://www.efferdent.com/original-denture-cleanser Are you sure it's safe to drink? You First Fuzz.
Efferdent says Don't put tablets or solution in your mouth
http://www.efferdent.com/original-denture-cleanser Are you sure it's safe to drink? You First Fuzz.
StevenSteve
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As of today it's been 16 days
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Deaner
Two months for me and I'm still nervous... try the dilution method with creatine and vitamin B.
I take large doses of vitamin C at least 1000 mg And a large dose of b12-b6 etc vitamin for color with some black coffee.
Load up with water that day, at least a liter of water pee a few times before you test.
Take the vitamins, & coffee.
Works for me..
Or you could just get a synthetic urine kit. The drawbacks of those kits is that sometimes they dont put enough in the kit to fill the cup to the line. Also be careful not to overheat the kit.
Load up with water that day, at least a liter of water pee a few times before you test.
Take the vitamins, & coffee.
Works for me..
Or you could just get a synthetic urine kit. The drawbacks of those kits is that sometimes they dont put enough in the kit to fill the cup to the line. Also be careful not to overheat the kit.
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Deaner
If you're diluting, you'll DEFINITELY need to suppliment wih creatine. DEFINITELY!! Good luck.
Steven....test yourself using a store bought kit. That will give you an idea where you stand. Thc is stored in fat cells...lose the fat...if you can't exercise....sweat it out somehow. There is stuff you can drink the day of the test which lasts about an hour. But now they can detect anything in your urine with a gas chromatography machine. I can't remember how many piss tests I took, too many. Good luck.
Possibly..
My method has worked before, for me anyways. I've never had to use creatine. I just take my B's for color, C's to throw off PH. And coffee as dilution.
I see your point of using creatine, however. I've never used it and I've not failed a UA.
Does my method eliminate thc metabolites or thc from you system.. It does not.
However.. I passed my drug test today. Using the simple method of loading up with water. Using B and C vitamins, and I added a new twist. I ate about 100 grams of complex and simple sugars an hour before the test. Plain white rice, a few sodapops and a little bit of red meat.
Simply put, its dilution, and I spike my blood sugar to prevent any fat from being burned.
See I passed
Pretty good considering I smoked a few bowls on sunday.
If I was going to eliminate THC from my system I would do the following.
1) Long sessions of cardio, incline walking.. etc.. 2 times a day.
2) Take an Omega 3 EFA complex. Fish Oil, Flax Oil, sesamee oil.. etc.
3) Cut carbohydrates to zero, and force your body into ketosis. Youll need test strips
to verify ketosis.
4) Use a fat burner like green tea.. etc..
This is a classic fat burning diet. This will get the crap outta your system fast.
However.. I passed my drug test today. Using the simple method of loading up with water. Using B and C vitamins, and I added a new twist. I ate about 100 grams of complex and simple sugars an hour before the test. Plain white rice, a few sodapops and a little bit of red meat.
Simply put, its dilution, and I spike my blood sugar to prevent any fat from being burned.
See I passed
Pretty good considering I smoked a few bowls on sunday.
If I was going to eliminate THC from my system I would do the following.
1) Long sessions of cardio, incline walking.. etc.. 2 times a day.
2) Take an Omega 3 EFA complex. Fish Oil, Flax Oil, sesamee oil.. etc.
3) Cut carbohydrates to zero, and force your body into ketosis. Youll need test strips
to verify ketosis.
4) Use a fat burner like green tea.. etc..
This is a classic fat burning diet. This will get the crap outta your system fast.
StevenSteve
Member
I'm on risperdal and that partly takes away your ability to sweat
If you're skinny, it won't last much in your system. Only way to get pot out of your system fast is exercise. Isn't that something?
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HippyJohnny
The metabolites are oozed into your urine via your bladder walls.
NORML site has advice from Army Drill sgt. says what others have already told you.
Main issue is day of test. You want not to keep any urine in your bladder for any lenght of time. B vitamins make the color, take a lasics (diuretic) most women have these for bloating. It will make you piss until your empty.
So strategy is drink loads of water morning of test... then piss piss piss..... remember it comes from bladder lining.
All of the flushes just push it out, whatever you have left will be in your bladder lining.
Hope you make it buddy.
Peace
NORML site has advice from Army Drill sgt. says what others have already told you.
Main issue is day of test. You want not to keep any urine in your bladder for any lenght of time. B vitamins make the color, take a lasics (diuretic) most women have these for bloating. It will make you piss until your empty.
So strategy is drink loads of water morning of test... then piss piss piss..... remember it comes from bladder lining.
All of the flushes just push it out, whatever you have left will be in your bladder lining.
Hope you make it buddy.
Peace
StevenSteve
Member
They havnt tested me yet so so far so good
StevenSteve
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Still havn't tested me yet.... i think I'm clean by now... i went skiing a few times since then and that was good exercise, plus ive been eating alot of oatmeal
Dude i had to pass drug tests every month for 1 year straight. I NEVER STOPPED SMOKING AND NEVER GOT CAUGHT.
1.goto GNC and purchase STRIP IT. drink 24 hours before drug test and follow directions u will pass everytime.
I used to burn a fat blunt everytime i finished the drink and i NEVER not ONCE failed.
well... there was this one time he said the thc was a little off. I said yaaa i took a pull off a joint about a month ago, he appreciated my "honesty" and passed me hehe
1.goto GNC and purchase STRIP IT. drink 24 hours before drug test and follow directions u will pass everytime.
I used to burn a fat blunt everytime i finished the drink and i NEVER not ONCE failed.
well... there was this one time he said the thc was a little off. I said yaaa i took a pull off a joint about a month ago, he appreciated my "honesty" and passed me hehe
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Deaner
How many years ago was this?
