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They found that the patients were seven times more likely to have smoked skunk than ordinary cannabis or hash – and that was on top of the increased risk associated with heavy use of the weaker variety of the drug.
In addition, the patients were 2 times more likely to wear briefs instead of boxers and 5 times more likely to shit in the morning rather than at night. The most shocking finding was that 100% of patients grew up in paranoid, warring societies that generally discourage individual creativity and use the threat of force to submit the general population to lives of rot tasks aimed at accumulating just enough material possessions to feel content in an otherwise empty existence.
When asked whether this last finding might be a more important factor than skunk, Dr Marta Di Forti stated, "Chicken and egg, man, the chicken and the egg. Do you know which came first? Well I'll tell you... it was the omelette. And it just so happens that these patients were 3 times more likely to prefer an omelette for breakfast than scrambled eggs. So in answer to your question, its clear that skunk is the largest factor here."