Oh, you lyin' sack of----I mean, Wolf, honey, you shouldn't fib---You don't moon security guards, you flip them off.
The ONLY thing related to security that he's mooned was one store security camera.....At least, one as far I know. Who knows what he does in public when I'm not looking......
He did back up to a store window once & plant his buck naked butt cheeks up on it, left an ass-print....I don't know where the hell we were anymore, but we were stoned to high hell & back....I think it was a drug store, something like a CVS or some shit.
The ONLY thing related to security that he's mooned was one store security camera.....At least, one as far I know. Who knows what he does in public when I'm not looking......
He did back up to a store window once & plant his buck naked butt cheeks up on it, left an ass-print....I don't know where the hell we were anymore, but we were stoned to high hell & back....I think it was a drug store, something like a CVS or some shit.