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Satan is a goner

buzzmobile

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Thanks buzz. When I need to really laugh, I can often rely on you.

https://www.goalcast.com/2019/10/16/...bout-laughter/
Here are 27 quotes about laughter and its healing power:
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
VOLTAIRE (more Voltaire quotes)
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN​

A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing.
HERMAN MELVILLE​

I will look for the flowers by the side of the road; I will laugh and love and be strong. I will try to lighten another’s load this day as I fare along.
MARY S. EDGAR​

As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul.
JEWISH PROVERB​

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
JEAN HOUSTON​

If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE​

He who laughs, lasts!
MARY PETTIBONE POOLE​

Laugh my friend, for laughter ignites a fire within the pit of your belly and awakens your being.
STELLA MCCARTNEY​

Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century, but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
MARK TWAIN (more Mark Twain quotes)​

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you’re bullet-proof.
RICKY GERVAIS (more Ricky Gervais quotes)​

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
LORD BYRON​

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN​

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.
JOHN MORREALL​

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.
LINDA ELLERBEE​

I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just enough to make it livable.
VIKTOR FRANKL​

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
RED SKELTON​

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
GEORGE CARLIN (more George Carlin quotes)​

When we can begin to take our failures non-seriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.
KATHERINE MANSFIELD​

All I claim to know is that laughter is the most reliable gauge of human nature.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY​

We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we are happy because we laugh.
WILLIAM JAMES

I asked Google about Satan's last name. Google said:


Bueller, definitely. But I think of Satan as more of a last name anyway, so the question should be, “What is the best first name for Satan?” And there, I’m tempted, as it were, by “Ferris”, but I think the ideal first name is Mavis. Mrs Mavis Satan.

:D
 

moose eater

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https://www.goalcast.com/2019/10/16/...bout-laughter/
Here are 27 quotes about laughter and its healing power:
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
VOLTAIRE (more Voltaire quotes)
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN​

A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing.
HERMAN MELVILLE​

I will look for the flowers by the side of the road; I will laugh and love and be strong. I will try to lighten another’s load this day as I fare along.
MARY S. EDGAR​

As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul.
JEWISH PROVERB​

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
JEAN HOUSTON​

If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE​

He who laughs, lasts!
MARY PETTIBONE POOLE​

Laugh my friend, for laughter ignites a fire within the pit of your belly and awakens your being.
STELLA MCCARTNEY​

Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century, but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
MARK TWAIN (more Mark Twain quotes)​

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you’re bullet-proof.
RICKY GERVAIS (more Ricky Gervais quotes)​

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
LORD BYRON​

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN​

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.
JOHN MORREALL​

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.
LINDA ELLERBEE​

I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just enough to make it livable.
VIKTOR FRANKL​

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
RED SKELTON​

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
GEORGE CARLIN (more George Carlin quotes)​

When we can begin to take our failures non-seriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.
KATHERINE MANSFIELD​

All I claim to know is that laughter is the most reliable gauge of human nature.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY​

We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we are happy because we laugh.
WILLIAM JAMES

I asked Google about Satan's last name. Google said:


Bueller, definitely. But I think of Satan as more of a last name anyway, so the question should be, “What is the best first name for Satan?” And there, I’m tempted, as it were, by “Ferris”, but I think the ideal first name is Mavis. Mrs Mavis Satan.

:D

Thanks buzz.

Here's a video of a fellow whose going to be doing stand-up at a local cannabis lounge in Fairbanks in the near future. Pretty decent comic.

Lachlan Patterson: DARK WHITE - Full Special - YouTube
 

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