Retardo's Asylum

[swlabr]

i'd rather be in some dark hollow...

going to turtle island now...

hope i make it out alive...

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Ooh yaah! Is the cam back already?
catch us some panfish, I'll fry em up in some fancy homeflavored butter!
Thats how we roll on turtle island!
RM

 

[LolaGal]

Hey there, I need to admit one to the asylum please...

I'm signing myself in for 30 days... LOL.

I need help with some anger issues... See, I know this chick with a really big mouth....


Hi Retardo!

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Hey LolaGal! Yeah we all got our issues! thats why there are places like this to check in to. Plus where else do ya get to choose your meds after check in?
Indica or sativa?
Down or synthetic pillows?
Would you like a garden view?

Time to head into the real world as its a beautiful day here.
Enjoy your stay! hahaahaaheehaaha
RM

 

[swlabr]

yeah..the overflapper was cloged with pocket lint..inhouse techs opened and cleaned it out...good as i bought it...exteneded warraty...is a must..
hey she never even put a stewbone in the pot!

 

[LolaGal]

Sativa for morning meds please. I wanna do well in Arts and Crafts time.

Then Indica with my evening meds please.

[LolaGal looks around at the beautiful room with overlook of the Gardens]

Wow! This is nice... But on the way here I saw that big turtle in the pic above. Well, I paid him to go visit Betty Blabber and nibble on her toes.... So my anger issues are already resolved thanks to that nice turtle. But since my insurance is covering my stay here..

[Lola runs to the med room door, finds it wide open, grabs a 1/2 and rolls a big fatty. Since smoking is allowed in the guest rooms, she flops down on the bed and turns on the in asylum TV of the garden]

 

[Retardo Motabon]

great news slobberer or however you say it on the lot!
Lola, your my kinda guest! glad ya found the herbs and a comfy chair. After chores I think I'll join ya. Screw it, this floor looks pretty comfy right now!
THink I'll roll one myself!
RM

 

[idoreallytry]

pass the papers over here RM,,,need a rest myself b4 i start working lol,,,peace

 

[swlabr]

im thinking the turtles are still sleeping..
somehow...i have this.

true story...

 

[astartes]

The Motabon Express is picking up some steam! Time to get a jump start on this long holiday weekend, methinks...

a.

 

[Retardo Motabon]

The next J is in your honor, Astartes my friend!
Dang slobberer's got it going on! Fishing, skiing, all that holiday goodness!
Good to see ya in the joint Ido!
Anybody see Star Trek yet?
Its still at the drive-in and I do love the drive-in!
*smoking is allowed
*bring your own furniture
*its ok to wander around with a blanket on
*bring yer own munchies
What isnt to like?
Sorry i'm thinking in bullet points. must be time for that J!
it shall be the last bud of apollo mist rolled in with some F13 I've been stashing, i bet you'd approve!
Woah, strange bedfellows for a blend. The buzz sure is fun and ready for the holiday!!!!!

Oh, a shout out to swampdank! Get your shit working buddy, we miss yer ass! I found me some berries this morning, and they's much appreciated!
Have a good one!
RM

 

[swlabr]

She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow=swlabr.
of all people i thought you would know.

 

[Retardo Motabon]

i may be taded, hell i guess I can learn something from a chick with 6 posts!
ha ha. GOT A SMOKE? LEMME USE YER LITRE.
Meet BOOGER. He's like a BOSS and he's on a BOAT....
and he jizzed in his pants!

EXCUSE I!!!




RM

 

[Vash]

im thinking the turtles are still sleeping..
somehow...i have this.

true story...

Snakefish......hmmmm. now THAT"S close!!

 

[swlabr]

but what is and what should never be

 

[idoreallytry]

fellow crazy checking back in to the ward,,, got a leave from the good doc,,,to do a lil trip for therapy reaons lol,,,peace

 

[LolaGal]

Got my Script refilled....

Got my Script refilled....

I'm feeling much better now.

 

[idoreallytry]

I'm feeling much better now.

yes i bet you do,,, nice,,,peace

 

[Retardo Motabon]

I feel better looking at those too! good to see you both!
What a great time it was for sprouting and planting in the days passed.
I got some in friday and went back sunday. It got down to 39 saturday night.
After a sit on a log, a nice puff, and a walk through the woods, why of course, what did I see?
A large deer with its nose in the biggest F13x mutant. All of them were in fine shape, and un-nibbled. even if she does come back and graze, there were plenty of nodes! Plus last week brought excellent germination of the o.d. seeds for this latitude that were given to me by a very kind soul this spring.
Lola, Do you ever find you already tend to be in sync with the lunar cycles and your routine without referencing the book? I recently picked up the 2009 book and find i'm already on cycle. It feels good! I love your thread btw!
I find it kind of funny that people will discount lunar cycles with indoor growing, as they aren't growing "outside, under the moon."
The moon is there whether we are looking at her or not!
Happy growing all!
RM

Selene!!!

 

[idoreallytry]

speaking of sprouting my grape krush jst went into coffee filters tonight stay tuned,,,peace bro