Retardo's Asylum

[idoreallytry]

DOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTARTDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,time travel only leads to trouble just ask Marty,,,peace

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Time machine? I know they have one at Cosco. It'll take awhile to get there though. Same place I got my law degree!
Yeah dude, if they were turning white top down and look like that after stripping out the old soil, your doing fantastic!
Keep em running!
Rm

 

[luaith]

welcome to costco,i love you...

edit:weird...^

 

[idoreallytry]

buy an extra flux compacitor while you are there, its like a spare tire for time machines,, they will go bad,,,peace

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Hey, you may be right! You gotta rent or download a copy of Idiocracy, then it wiill all make sense! then again this is a place where things dont make much sense! Is your jacket comfortable, i hope you like white!
RM

 

[idoreallytry]

well i went to the doctor instead and this is what he said he said, Don't worry Ido There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now,,,peace

 

[luaith]

hey tardo..

heres a recent shot of your MKGK...

looking good and almost ready for an up-pot...

damn nurse is calling me...she wants to drop liquid prolixin into my eyeballs...
i think i shall hide,i dont like the shuffling...fuckin bug juice...lol.

 

[idoreallytry]

they look great bro i will have to get those one day and give them a run,,,peace
het RM hows the day going? i am glad we got my meds worked out,,,some White Rhino and Williams Wonder who needs prozac,,,yo can loosen the restraints today lol...peace

hahhahahahahaha,,,i got hosed

 

[luaith]

well,thats between you and the hose.

 

[Phillthy]

somebody say white? my korean tailor can custom make them in any color, even plaid or ido's favorite... paisley..

 

[idoreallytry]

i got the hose,, whats funny is i saw that but didn't correct it hahaha,,peace

Phillthy i do love me a nice paisely jacket,,peace
it'll match the cell walls

 

[idoreallytry]

prince already did that lol,,peace

 

[idoreallytry]

i have a hard enough time dressing myself let alone having to coordinate with colors such as paisely, mauve, autumns dawn yellow,, and such,,,this year its all abot the flip flops shorts and cutoff tees(above the belly of course hahaha lol),,,peace

 

[Phillthy]

prince already did that lol,,peace

no body could rock ruffled cuffs like prince...

 

[idoreallytry]

i would have to be really fucked up to even attempt that fashion statement,,, but do you knowe how much ass that man pulled regardless male or female thay all wanted him, his red corvette, and his raspberry beret...peace

 

[idoreallytry]

oooh is it in bed lmao,,,,they like to play a tight man on man defense,,,peace

 

[ft100]

game, blouses...........

 

[LolaGal]

Hmmm.... am I in the right place? Fashion, frilled ruffled cuffs, and PRince....

guess I'll just hafta sing to fit in....

"I knew a girl named Nikki,
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend,
met her in a hotel lobby,
Masturbating with a magazine..."

I said how'd ya like to spend some time,
and I could not resist,
when I saw Little Nikki grind....

 

[idoreallytry]

Dr Retardo Lola's off her meds again lol,,,peace

 

[Retardo Motabon]

Nope, Lola's rockin the full moon we had this morning! Its perfectly normal i tell myself as I sport my new blue velvet straightjacket with frilly cuffs!
luaith those MKGK's look like they never hit a bump now. that middle finger on the leaves seems like its hinting at MK's look, cant wait to see what becomes of the babies!
Fuck now that peeps are sporting the rubber room cotoure everyone is going to want to pick colors out for the walls and stuff. Damn these state budget cuts, how we gonna keep the loonies on the grass?
RM