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Problem Neighbour: What to do?
- Thread starter Perpetual Nooch
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beat him to the punch next time. take a couple of beers over to his place to watch football etc. tell him that the police have your house under helicopter surveillance because of your radical political beliefs & that it aint cool for visitors. point out that the mailman is an undercover fed, so is the meter reader, plus the little old lady that walks her dog on your street. leap to your feet a couple of times when a car goes by & growl "there that cocksucker is AGAIN..." 
Jesus man.........WTF are you talking about?
Danny
Danny
You've got more balls then me then.try watching the movie brain dead,on acid and tell me that don't scare the shit out of you.written by the guy who did twighlight zone.I don't tink I will ever watch that movie again.its good though
Aww jeez,not thiis guy again.can't he be perma banned or something?
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I haven't seen a guy with a red bar since yummybud.but your no yummybud.your a fucking amateur troll.
JointOperation
Active member
ya we are private so anyone who just invites themselves over will get an ear full i dont care if im rude.. if im paying to live here i should be able to have my privacy if thats what i want!
Eat a couple cans of beans then go over to his place and start farting a lot. Don't take over any weed or beer. Ask him for a spit cup, even if you don't chew, then hawk up a couple big nasty lugies, using a lot of nasal snorting while you are working them up and make sure he is watching too. Burp a lot (swallow air and just belch). Tell him your ass hurts then immediately ask him if they mistakingly delivered your subscription to Big Dicks magazine to his apartment. Maybe you will see his butt a little less.
Or if all that fails, just don't answer your door when you hear that familiar, "Knock, knock, knock".
Or if all that fails, just don't answer your door when you hear that familiar, "Knock, knock, knock".
If you can't find someone to pawn him off on like I suggested earlier, try this:
Go to the Flea Market or a used book store and pick up a copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. You know, the Scientology guy. Should run you about 50 cents.
Read through it a bit to get the gist of it. Hell, read it all for a good laugh.
Anyway, keep the book handy. When he shows up, grab the book and tell him you just discovered this new philosophy. Then try to convert his ass. I mean really sell it. How great it is, how it changed your whole way of thinking. How it can change his life.
He'll either run like hell and will never talk to you again, or he will buy into it. And if he buys into it, well once the Scientologist get their hooks in him he'll be selling all his shit and moving into their compound so he can buy his enlightenment. Either way, you got rid of him for good, and it will only cost 50 cents.
Go to the Flea Market or a used book store and pick up a copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. You know, the Scientology guy. Should run you about 50 cents.
Read through it a bit to get the gist of it. Hell, read it all for a good laugh.
Anyway, keep the book handy. When he shows up, grab the book and tell him you just discovered this new philosophy. Then try to convert his ass. I mean really sell it. How great it is, how it changed your whole way of thinking. How it can change his life.
He'll either run like hell and will never talk to you again, or he will buy into it. And if he buys into it, well once the Scientologist get their hooks in him he'll be selling all his shit and moving into their compound so he can buy his enlightenment. Either way, you got rid of him for good, and it will only cost 50 cents.
dang fambz!
sounds fuqed up, still either ignore the knocks (if you feel intimidated or scared by that fool), or just answer the door like a grown man and see whats up. you already refused a drinking session, hence you can repeat it a couple o times, and he shall get the hint...
all that gay ass pornolicious sNm advices might work in a tarantino movie streamed from the interwebz, but not in real life (unless you are looking for some freakyfunky outcome or a visit by the friendly folkz in blue), good luck!
blessss
ps.: if the other 2 advices dont work, fall back to the scientology route sounds, like a doable n sound plan
sounds fuqed up, still either ignore the knocks (if you feel intimidated or scared by that fool), or just answer the door like a grown man and see whats up. you already refused a drinking session, hence you can repeat it a couple o times, and he shall get the hint...
all that gay ass pornolicious sNm advices might work in a tarantino movie streamed from the interwebz, but not in real life (unless you are looking for some freakyfunky outcome or a visit by the friendly folkz in blue), good luck!
blessss
ps.: if the other 2 advices dont work, fall back to the scientology route sounds, like a doable n sound plan
You screwed up when you let him in to smoke and drink.
Best just to tell him to buzz off, ignoring the knocks is a sissy/homo way to go about it, answer the door and deal with it already, then you will feel much better, except the part where you screwed up and let him in to drink and smoke, that was kinna tupid.
Best just to tell him to buzz off, ignoring the knocks is a sissy/homo way to go about it, answer the door and deal with it already, then you will feel much better, except the part where you screwed up and let him in to drink and smoke, that was kinna tupid.
grow a pair
