porkchop buddah
Member
I don't trust other peoples bho process. bho might be safe but im old school and breaking up a bud is what I am. your going to sleep? I just woke up gotta work fucking 3rd shift sucks dick like a hungry crackhead
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Porkies bullshit thread
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CoCoSativas
Active member
It's 830 pm here I'm in the Denver timezone. I'm tired I had 3 months off from a bad injury and now I'm doing all sorts of side jobs amd supervising my own construction company. I'm busy as hell again, making killer money but it's harsh, side cash jobs a part time job working for a local moving company (in laws were on my ass and I don't want to be on my own sites anymore it's too much stress and about to sell my company) and I'm always getting calls from the dude who's managing my shit as far as my company goes. He's a good guy but it's exhausting. This year I'm just getting ready and finding phenos so I can go back to growing dope for a living. Too much back pain. Even after its completely healed I'm sick of contracting. It feels like I wasted the last few years getting all sorts of tickets and shit to quit but I don't want to get hurt like that again. I'm tired I'm starting to get burned out I work too much and it's fucking me up soon my body will be toast if I don't stop I'm just getting old fast.
I thought I was going to pass out, but I still have to water my plants. Lights on in 30 mins then I can do what I want... can't wait to visit my tent tonight man it reeks like crazy in there...
porkchop buddah
Member
I miss having a blooming garden. I am losing my job after x-mas don't know what I will be doing for income but have an idea
porkchop buddah
Member
sucks to be burnt out with your job, makes going in that much harder! if your able to preserve your body I would bro, sounds like your in pain and you seem young. you need your body as you get older, you don't realize how those aches and pains become permenant and then its too late
porkchop buddah
Member
hey COCO our story might be too similar lol. it was a sucker punch that got me, im a big boy 6"6 over 200lbs. if I seen it im sure I could of handled it differently
TectonicSeeds
Member
Vag Purge! haha sorry i had too 
TectonicSeeds
Member
Best of luck brotha! May everything work out well for you sir. You ever think about working as a grower legally?
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bigganjabud
It's normally at times like that I reach for my trusty knuckle duster cos then its doesn't leave much time for them sucker punches !!
Oh yeah last night was great!!!
Morning porkie
Oh yeah last night was great!!!
Morning porkie
porkchop buddah
Member
BGB my man did you get a late night poke on behalf of me Porkie? TS I am a med patient who does caregive if that's what your asking
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bigganjabud
Lol yeah mate I definitely have the Mrs some care last night
Hahahahahahahahaa
Hahahahahahahahaa
porkchop buddah
Member
i haven't talked to my mrs in a week, she pissed me off and knows she fucked up. tell her all the time swallow no spit! i hate seeing food going to waste
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bigganjabud
Lmfao hahahaha lololololollol ctfu
Pinch her nose after you finish next time porkie lol
Pinch her nose after you finish next time porkie lol
CoCoSativas
Active member
It's really tempting to get one of those. I owe a couple people a near death beating...
CoCoSativas
Active member
6' 190... was 210 before my injury. Yeah I'm 25 I'm young and it sucks to hurt I'm making changes so it dose t happen again.
Fucking sucker punches. After that it's game on beat their fucking brains in.
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bigganjabud
Easy porkie and coco how are you two?
Ere porkie if its bho your after shout purpz man hes fully involved!!
Ere porkie if its bho your after shout purpz man hes fully involved!!
porkchop buddah
Member
i grabbed some bho a few nights ago from a great friend and smoked some of deeppurpz amazing green poison nugget! deeppurpz has some super tasty bud, very impressive bro!
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bigganjabud
Iclove
porkchop buddah
Member
It is time that I come clean, clear my conscience and make restitution for what I have done. I can't imagine the look on your face when you arrived in the parking lot of the Springfield Civic Center still aglow from the metaltastic show that The Scorpions put on, only to find your orange Monza reduced to a pile of crumpled steel and vinyl. I'm sure the one question you asked was why?
Here is how it went down:
I had just got my license several days prior and had spent every penny I had on an Impala four door. It wasn't pretty but it ran and had a cavernous back seat due to being slightly smaller than a Sherman tank. Being that I was an inexperienced driver, had a low tolerance for alcohol, and had never driven in the city before, it made perfect sense in my adolescent mind to load up 8 of my friends, 3 fifths of Bacardi and a bag of weed into the old girl and head into town for The Scorpions show.
We smoked bones by the dozen and washed away cotton mouth with the Bacardi. It was pretty easy to sneak in booze back then so I was able to stuff the remaining fifth in my pants before I cruised into the show. As you well know, The Scorps rocked the house that night, even playing old standards like The Zoo I impressed the girl next to me by sending a few shots her way. She rewarded me by letting me play with her boobs and grind up on her during Rock You Like a Hurricane. I like to think she was pretty but she probably wasn't.
Ultimately, the lights went out and it was time to head out. This is where things went awry. As I eased the blue boat out of the parking spot, I cut the wheel too early. I heard a thud. I knew it was my bumper contacting your door. My mind raced like a greyhound on fire. I'm going to get a DUI!!! I'll lose my license until I'm 25!! I'll never get laid!! No more concerts!! Sadly, I panicked...I panicked real bad. While still in reverse, I punched it. It took each and every one of the 300 horsepower that the old motor made to move my car. Your poor Monza was on two wheels and literally 3 feet off the ground. The screech of metal to metal filled the air. Finally, it ended like it began; with a thud; this time of your tires finally hitting the ground. The crowd of concert goers leaving the venue erupted in cheers, some even flashing me double devil horns of approval. I was an accidental celebrity for a moment, but, a celebrity nonetheless. As I drove off, I looked back at your crumpled Monza and thought Karma is going to get me.
Karma did get me many years later. Someone did something very similar to my beloved but uninsured Lexus. I didn't get pissed. I had it coming. I still do owe you though. If you had your Monza destroyed at The Scorpions show, email me and I will take you for a beer wherever you want to go. Well...except Springfield. I"m not that good at driving in the city.
Here is how it went down:
I had just got my license several days prior and had spent every penny I had on an Impala four door. It wasn't pretty but it ran and had a cavernous back seat due to being slightly smaller than a Sherman tank. Being that I was an inexperienced driver, had a low tolerance for alcohol, and had never driven in the city before, it made perfect sense in my adolescent mind to load up 8 of my friends, 3 fifths of Bacardi and a bag of weed into the old girl and head into town for The Scorpions show.
We smoked bones by the dozen and washed away cotton mouth with the Bacardi. It was pretty easy to sneak in booze back then so I was able to stuff the remaining fifth in my pants before I cruised into the show. As you well know, The Scorps rocked the house that night, even playing old standards like The Zoo I impressed the girl next to me by sending a few shots her way. She rewarded me by letting me play with her boobs and grind up on her during Rock You Like a Hurricane. I like to think she was pretty but she probably wasn't.
Ultimately, the lights went out and it was time to head out. This is where things went awry. As I eased the blue boat out of the parking spot, I cut the wheel too early. I heard a thud. I knew it was my bumper contacting your door. My mind raced like a greyhound on fire. I'm going to get a DUI!!! I'll lose my license until I'm 25!! I'll never get laid!! No more concerts!! Sadly, I panicked...I panicked real bad. While still in reverse, I punched it. It took each and every one of the 300 horsepower that the old motor made to move my car. Your poor Monza was on two wheels and literally 3 feet off the ground. The screech of metal to metal filled the air. Finally, it ended like it began; with a thud; this time of your tires finally hitting the ground. The crowd of concert goers leaving the venue erupted in cheers, some even flashing me double devil horns of approval. I was an accidental celebrity for a moment, but, a celebrity nonetheless. As I drove off, I looked back at your crumpled Monza and thought Karma is going to get me.
Karma did get me many years later. Someone did something very similar to my beloved but uninsured Lexus. I didn't get pissed. I had it coming. I still do owe you though. If you had your Monza destroyed at The Scorpions show, email me and I will take you for a beer wherever you want to go. Well...except Springfield. I"m not that good at driving in the city.
Green Squall
Well-known member
haha that is soo bad but so funny.
My friends and I hired a limo a few times to drive us to a concert. It was actually quite affordable when you have a bunch of people to throw in. We would drink the whole way and not have to worry about dui's.
My friends and I hired a limo a few times to drive us to a concert. It was actually quite affordable when you have a bunch of people to throw in. We would drink the whole way and not have to worry about dui's.
CoCoSativas
Active member
It was mine you pig fucker! Lol I'm just kidding I'm 25 right now.
Yeah drinking and driving is fun until you get caught. I'm ashamed to admit it I used to do it all the time, even before I had a license. Anyway a buddy got caught drinking and driving and the cops beat his ass and he got a month in the can. The month in jails whatever but the disgrace of getting beaten by cops is so much worse.
I hope you find your poor monza owner that's pretty funny though dude
