plumber is headin this way

[Gr33nman]

If you really want the plumber in and out of the house really fast, buy a litter box (if you don't have a cat) and shit in it. Leave it near where he'll be working. He won't remember any smells, he'll be too busy trying to figure out what left the turd. If he asks, tell him you don't have any idea, but you bought the litter box in hopes that it would quit shitting on the floor.

lmao!

 

[SuperHemp]

Plumbers love weed, he will smell it pretty much no matter what you do. Best you can do to avoid future breakins is hook him up at a reasonable rate

 

[VIKINGtrich]

what can i put on the stove to sort of mask the smell of maryjane..i dont believe he can smell anything but just bein cautious...maybe open about 5 cans of fish?..lol....the rooms are all closed up he will be goin to a bathroom which is 2 rooms over from flowering room...what can i put on the stove and "heat up"?

HAHA, A few months ago, I had some White Widow growing, and it stunk like a mix between Body Odor and limes, and I always could smell when the lights and fans came on, cause my house would get stanky stanky! My old man, lets just say, he is fully aware of the indoor grow scene, he does'nt smoke, but I'll leave it at that......anyways, my wife would just burn the shit out of Yankee Candle tarts whenever he came over, and it always worked, those candles are strong smelling and over take any other smell in the house.....It works!

As far as the plumber, if hes not a friend, SKAT CAT!
Luckily, I have a big family which consist of a plumber, a heating and air guy, (same guy) a butcher, an electrician, all that shit, so when I get in a bind, i call family, makes me feel alot better about things. Good luck man and go get some yankee candle tarts.

 

[VIKINGtrich]

Bacon !!!

BOOM! Great advice, and its good to eat.

 

[STUPPA]

If you really want the plumber in and out of the house really fast, buy a litter box (if you don't have a cat) and shit in it. Leave it near where he'll be working. He won't remember any smells, he'll be too busy trying to figure out what left the turd. If he asks, tell him you don't have any idea, but you bought the litter box in hopes that it would quit shitting on the floor.

My god that made me laugh i think i might of broken a rib LOL

 

[mean mr.mustard]

burn cigarettes and spay anything that smells

You must have given my ex this advice.

 

[Ca$h]

You must have given my ex this advice.

Plumbers love weed, he will smell it pretty much no matter what

 

[lokes]

Or, some INcense, a BRazilian GIrl, and some BAby OIl, always works.

At least when they cart you off your good. LOLZ!

 

[Strainhunter]

 

[cabeza]

expresso is the only way to go

 

[LastWaltz]

It has been said a few times but it's the best. Burnt Popcorn, just put it in the microwave for 5 min. "oops damn microwave going to have to replace it soon"