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Gold and Frankincense

Gold and Frankincense

"Oh, well, ehm, if you're dropping by again, do pop in, huh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, ahm, but don't worry too much about the myrrh the next time, all right?" -Life of Brian
 

The Hummus Monk

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Five Easy Pieces - Diner Scene

Jack (Bobby) just wants some plain toast which isn't on the menu which leads to one of the best Jack scenes of them all culminating in this cracker:


Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
 

Sisu

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Escanaba in da Moonlight

Escanaba in da Moonlight

I think I look forward to Opening Day more than any other day of the year- It's like Christmas, with guns!
 

saluki

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This line is from the movie 'Kingdom of Heaven.' It basically sums up my views on religion.

" I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.
 
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This line is from the movie 'Kingdom of Heaven.' It basically sums up my views on religion.

" I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

With you 100% on that one. Good quote there saluki!
 

Sisu

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Hatfields and McCoys

Hatfields and McCoys

You ever get tired of prayin', Randall? Seems like it so rarely works.
 

there goes edro

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A whole aerobics class yelling " Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get a job! Get a job! Get a job! Get a job!"- The Toy with Richard Pryor
 
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quokka

Hutch- Are you crying?
Starsky- What's that?
Hutch- Are you crying?
Starsky- Am I crying? No, I'm not crying. You're crying.
Hutch- It's OK to cry. People cry.
Starsky- It's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a crier. I don't cry. You know, I work out. I have hobbies. I don't... I don't...
Hutch- Come here. Come here. I forgive you, all right?
Starsky- OK.
Hutch- I forgive you. OK. That's probably enough. That's enough.
 

there goes edro

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National Lampoon 's Loaded Weapon

National Lampoon 's Loaded Weapon

The Villain-" I'm your worst nightmare!"
Hero-" No. My worst nightmare is waking up without my penis."
The Villain-"Well, okay. I may not be your worst nightmare, but I'm pretty high up there."
Great movie to smoke and laugh at!!! HIGHLY recommended!
 

whatsmells

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I'm going to ask you a straightforward question: isn't it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?

Reefer Madness
 
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quokka

'It's not like i said his mothers pussy smells like egg salad....... WHICH IT DOES'- Big Stan
 
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BadTicket

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So you have never wrestled?

Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go.. Go away! Read some books!

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