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"Pirates Cave" (and a Perpetual Sea Of Green)
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realspringer
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Pirate........Very nice indeed...Your ingenuity is only shadowed by the colorful narative....Im pissin my self just readin this....It's refreshing to find someone who doesnt take there obvious ability and let it go to there head.....very nice...rs
Hey thanks for dropping into the Cave everybody !! Are ya gettin tired of hearin me say.............."I appreciate the comments"?
Well I do !!
Every grower should have one of these. The only down side is the cost. It's definitely one of the most expensive trimmers out there. It's not that much to acquire one............. but over the long haul...........It can get pretty expensive and will demand regular maintenance. (It needs "Greasing Up"........so to speak)
The 2 best features of my trimmer are............
1) The top of the unit has a flat spot that I can use to set my beer down.
2) It can even provide sexual pleasure !! (and this, while still trimming the buds...........the blades never stop moving). Just picture Edward Scissorhands type action on the blades and you'll get an idea of how effective this thing can trim. Killing 2 birds with one stone is a major plus for a unit like this.
Here's the trimmer "Crapping out" and letting me know................ it might be time for an upgrade !!!
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I better scoot !!...................Here comes my trimmer...........
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Well I do !!
I have a highly effective trimmer that I use to handle my larger harvests. It's the latest and greatest thing actually. It uses no electricity and is hand powered, It's environmentally friendly, I can set up it to do exactly what I need it to do within minutes, I can pump as much bud into it as I want and it won't stop until the job is done, It can trim a pound of bud in 3 1/2 to 4 hours (but I have to trim off the fan leaves first), Replacement blades are only $10.00 or so.
Every grower should have one of these. The only down side is the cost. It's definitely one of the most expensive trimmers out there. It's not that much to acquire one............. but over the long haul...........It can get pretty expensive and will demand regular maintenance. (It needs "Greasing Up"........so to speak)
The 2 best features of my trimmer are............
1) The top of the unit has a flat spot that I can use to set my beer down.
2) It can even provide sexual pleasure !! (and this, while still trimming the buds...........the blades never stop moving). Just picture Edward Scissorhands type action on the blades and you'll get an idea of how effective this thing can trim. Killing 2 birds with one stone is a major plus for a unit like this.
Here's the trimmer "Crapping out" and letting me know................ it might be time for an upgrade !!!
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I better scoot !!...................Here comes my trimmer...........
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greenhornets
hahahaha thats the best part .wheres the flat spot ? it looks like you have a beer huggy also.
KlagDragon
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Speaking of trim....
I see in the old farts thread that you're thinking about using your leftovers for compost. What do you do with them now? I'm not going to have nearly as much (I can only dream) but I hesitate to put them in the garbage. Compost isn't an option for me at this time.
I see in the old farts thread that you're thinking about using your leftovers for compost. What do you do with them now? I'm not going to have nearly as much (I can only dream) but I hesitate to put them in the garbage. Compost isn't an option for me at this time.
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LolaGal
KlagDragon...why not put them down the garbage disposal?
Well If I was you I wouldn't throw em in the trash can. You can either bury small amounts in the yard or bag em up separate and throw the bag into a remote can somewhere. If its very little then that's fine. Again.....if its very little then you can dump em down the disposal but you better make sure you know how to fix it if it breaks. You can't call a plumber or landlord if you clog the system up. You'll have to fix it yourself. But then there is larger stalks to deal with that can't go into the disposal.
I have over an acre of land and I just throw the trashy stuff and stems over the hill side. I'm working on getting a yard waste chipper machine to grind it all up.
A compost pile is my best option.
My back yard: It had just rained so the river is full and muddy. Normally its crystal clear mountain spring water.
F.u.c.k.i.n.g Eh Pirate! A good haul, and a hella sense of humor, good shit. Cant wait to get my own lil chunk o woods....lovely scenery ya got there. East coast southern woods yeah? good vibes
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PeacefulGrower
Freakin' awesome man... 
osecretgardeno
Member
That is amazing pirate. To me, that sounds like a little piece of heaven. You are a lucky man, that's for sure.
Everything looks good, keep it up!
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KlagDragon
Member
Thanks Pirate. Your back yard is bad ass.
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greenhornets
bro ,thats a brook or a creek around these parts , but still its a beautiful back yard . you lucked out finding that place and it was the first place you looked . man you have some luck.
Entering and leaving the property Its hard to tell from the photo but this "creek" is 10 feet wide by 3 feet deep right now from the rain. Its normally around 4 to 6 wide and a foot deep and crsytal clear. It actually enters the property another 100 feet to the left. I got about 200 to 225 feet of "brook" to romp around in. (NUDE). Yeah..........picture that one !!
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LolaGal
I picture some guy with a peg leg and and eyepatch running naked through the creek. Arrgghh. Whar's me parrot? Whar's me parrot? 
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greenhornets
now thats the shit . thats some fine nature scenery you have there .the more i read the more jealous i get . lol
Frostynugz
Member
I picture some guy with a peg leg and and eyepatch running naked through the creek. Arrgghh. Whar's me parrot? Whar's me parrot?
LOL. I envisioned a guy dressed as a pirate half passed out in a kids inflatable rubber dingy with bottle of ale in hand. As he floats down the creek flying a pirate flag with a nice cold 6 pack in tow. In all seriousness though ,nice piece of land Pirate. Much respect
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smokesalot420
Member
You forgot the half-smoked blunt hanging from his open mouth while he's passed out!
