online dating?? anyone ever had a good outcome??

[Former Guest]

Put the mattress and box set on the floor or get a platform bed like a captains bed. No breaking of joints, no dents in the walls, and no squeaking. Would be fun though to go shopping for a new bed secretly chuckling to each other in front of the sales clerk.

If she smokes, she pokes

 

[stoned-trout]

Woah woah woah! Too old for sex?! If you just want a girl to lay on her back clueless with low confidence, sure. If you want a woman who will let the neighbors know try one who's 30+.

sounds like a challenge , how close are your neighbors???......yeeeeehaw

 

[Ph-patrol]

Low and slow from behind. Light hair pulling and spanking with permission.

Ph-style

 

[Former Guest]

sounds like a challenge , how close are your neighbors???......yeeeeehaw

Couple hundred feet.... surrounded by woods

 

[Red Berry]

Woah woah woah! Too old for sex?! If you just want a girl to lay on her back clueless with low confidence, sure. If you want a woman who will let the neighbors know try one who's 30+.

for safe sex yea. laying there is kinda my move so i never end up with girls who just lay there cuz we both cant just lay there.

 

[D. B. Doober]

haha stoned trout is going to have to use a condom. Hate those damn things. Better than having your thing fall off

 

[Ph-patrol]

condom = limp noodle

 

[stoned-trout]

hey I am always one to burn rubber...condoms are not an issue with me...I carry 3 .....yeehaw

 

[Former Guest]

Well you should grab a couple more for Vegas

 

[Scottish Research]

Put the mattress and box set on the floor or get a platform bed like a captains bed. No breaking of joints, no dents in the walls, and no squeaking. Would be fun though to go shopping for a new bed secretly chuckling to each other in front of the sales clerk.

If she smokes, she pokes

Thanks for the advice, she done run oft a while ago, so now I live alone. My daughters stay over occasionally. During the formal divorce I may have to fight for the house. No she never would smoke EVER and hates pot.

Most women I know that have or do smoke also like doing other things like fellatio, not that it matters to me. Also, keep in mind young guys that after she has her relationship locked down, and proceeds to marriage, all of that aforementioned fun stuff ends. Ask any guy. Most wives will never do it again after marriage.

R.Fortune

 

[Scottish Research]

hey I am always one to burn rubber...condoms are not an issue with me...I carry 3 .....yeehaw

Not to gross anyone out, but Id just rather rub one out than sleeve a condom.

The big issue with dating now is that 50% + of eligible partners now have STD's, that may not be curable if detected. So flip a coin.

If I was serious about someone I met online I would pay for both tests her's and mine. If he or she is not interested, take your gear somewhere else. Just play safe!

 

[blastfrompast]

10+yrs married and still knocking da boots...so I guess we are doing something right.

Wifey being off birth control has only increased things in the bedroom dept...and is worth the slight bit of pain I am in from my snip job 2 days ago...

Just a ^^^ tip for those guys out there who's wives are on BC who are done having kids...Get ur SNIP JOB...and it will be like highschool all over again.

 

[stoned-trout]

I have no condom issues...I should buy stock in Trojan...safe sex is fun sex...yeehaw vegas here I cum lol...

 

[Ph-patrol]

for safe sex yea. laying there is kinda my move so i never end up with girls who just lay there cuz we both cant just lay there.

That is some funny shit. So what your saying is your move is to lay still and let her do all the work. That is some fist date conversation.Very very funny

Good stuff Red Berry

 

[Red Berry]

i text and talk at the same time so the conversation part goes fast .

 

[Former Guest]

Preferred condoms of pornstars are Crown. Ultra sheer from Japan. Every condom has sizes from width, diameter and thickness so you can find something. The thinnest you can buy at a grocery store without ordering online is Trojan bare skin. Arguing about the condom is completely unsexy.

 

[Red Berry]

condom = blunt right ? i dont mind buying the swishers but im not gonna provide the filler and roll them and then let the other person pick the timing .

 

[shithawk420]

Japanese condoms?lol @ custom made condoms.I just use magnums.works every time.

 

[wordsux]

Can't stand magnums... they smell strange and ya can't feel a thing with them. And if you get the thins THEY WILL BREAK! no bueno

Gotta find some durex xl's, I have heard good things about them.

 

[Ph-patrol]

Remember people when going to Vega you have to get the balls wrapped up too. So wrap up the whole package.
When your rolling on the condom don't stop at the base,Just keep on rolling until every thing is safe and sound