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online dating?? anyone ever had a good outcome??

lolryn

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The Stripper
My friend fucked this stripper with half a shaved head and facial tattoos. She told him that she had been smoking meth all morning and that she had a boyfriend. We later found out that she’s also pregnant. My friend said it was the best sex he’s ever had in his entire life.

sounds like a stripper I know... tiger tatto on the side of her head... and that part of her head was shaved. :X
 

LEF

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well, I had lots of fun encounters with girls through an internet website

it was a time when I was not really interested in long term, was just looking to meet a girl to hang out with. I had some longer-term before that, and I was simply not ready to comit.

looking back on it, a lot of the girls had issues, it was fun though none the less, good times, I was pretty upfront about it, not looking for commitment. One girl that I hung out with on the occasional, I remember she baked us a blueberry pie. Me on the other hand was delivering chinese food, so on my first meetup as wells as others with that girl (and her friend) I brought some chicken balls. They liked to smoke doobies also, so we we're on common grounds.

I learned to appreciate older women now. Less playing around with the girls, (who are often looking for a father figure). I find (and it had been told to me) that when women hit their 30-40s changes happen in their testosterone levels, which make them have more confidence and which lead them to want some strange, which often lead them to be divorcing blokes.

so when they are at that 40-45+ age, is a good time to be buddies with me
Maybe when I get old I will go after the younger girls
 

D. B. Doober

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why does everyone's story include squirting?

I've never had a squirter. Gushers, but no squirting like in the movies
 

stoned-trout

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I aint saying anything about that^^^^^^...how did we sink to talking about squirting lol....oooh man a few more pages and we should be out of control......yeehaw
 

wordsux

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haha war stories start to get exchanged and things can go downhill fast hahaha...


back on topic, literally because of this thread I logged back onto okcupid and some cute dominican girl hit me up. she seems pretty cool but not sure if she is down with the sacred herb. only time will tell!
 

DarthFader1

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I say lie until that person is a definite keeper and not a potential one. If they are worthy of keeper status they'll understand why. Assuming of course you're referring to your grow activities.

Hmm yeah thanks Hempkat although i didn't want to admit it to myself, lying is probably the best course of action. Ive already got some sweet cover stories that i can run with. And yes to your 2nd bit too.

And MelloYello it's funny you mentioning using gambling. Ive played poker for about 7 years in heavy volume some years with records of most of it. Poker is easy for me to run with because its true, but then girls always think your some degen busto losing gambler, happens every time. They don't understand it's a skill game as well, but telling a serious woman you gamble for a living never goes down well best believe that yo. The only ones that would get it are the one's that play too
 

DarthFader1

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ambertrichom;6678261[B said:
]If you have to lie, this person is not the one.... Just sayin. [/b]

Thanks new person.

But really, can you not offer your 2 cents please cos your words are just plain uneducated & dangerous. Luckily, i am not stupid and completely disregard them.

You don't just give up to some kind of "feeling" that this person or that person may or may not be the one, and then blindly tell them some extremely sensitive information that could be later used against you in any number of ways.

Stick to your 160w LED closet grow please, if you even have one. or get your titties out in this thread, "Miss November"
 

Nowonder

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This thread certainly sparked my curiosity. Been separated over 5 years now and would love to see if i've still got it. I guess i was busy with life, but now it's time. So if there's any sweet cannabis growers out there......


First day of my life! Bright eyed and Bushy tailed
 

wordsux

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Thanks new person.

But really, can you not offer your 2 cents please cos your words are just plain uneducated & dangerous. Luckily, i am not stupid and completely disregard them.

You don't just give up to some kind of "feeling" that this person or that person may or may not be the one, and then blindly tell them some extremely sensitive information that could be later used against you in any number of ways.

Stick to your 160w LED closet grow please, if you even have one. or get your titties out in this thread, "Miss November"


hahaha true dat

telling a woman a secret that could get you locked up is a great idea

we know how level headed and stable women can be in breakups...


I don't think saying that your a gambler is even lying. Growing is always a gamble and if your reckless you can lose big!
 
The thread is titled " online dating " or something along those lines. Where is the question looking to seek an educated answer here?? Just sayin ........ A$$
 

DarthFader1

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No ambertrichom all im saying is don't go round this site giving your "advice" like that to people because you'll find yourself getting held accountable by friendly trolls like myself.

I don't think i was being unfair at all really, all im saying is maybe choose your words a bit more carefully on topics like the one i asked or better yet just say fun stuff unless you actually have real value to add to a serious question even though it was asked in the middle of a light hearted thread.

peace
darth
 
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