well, one time a few years back when i was really sick i was laying on the sofa watching tv and i was eating those little bakers dark chocolate chips right out of the bag. i've always had a jones for chocolate. at some point i fell asleep. hours later i woke up and reached down to scratch my lower unit and felt something sticky. i pulled my hand out and discovered in horror that my hand was covered in some dark brown sticky stuff. i sniffed my hand (you know i wasn't going to lick it) and only then remembered i had gone to sleep eating chocolate. my entire crotch area was covered with it. i had to take a shower, wash blankets, deal with my wife laughing her ass off at me. i don't eat chocolate in bed anymore.