Old Pink and Gypsy Nirvana Strip Searched by French Customs!!

[Guest]

I am very sorry to hear of your loss and non-medical buttcheck Gypsy. Next time I get put through the shredder at customs I shall remember to blame it on OP as they drop my drawers yet again......


peace

 

[BushyOldGrower]

Most custom officials are probably hetero so I figure a good strategy is to pretend to be gay. If they want to check me out I will whip off my trousers and hop up on a desk and lay on my side wiggling my ass at them. Too large a smile might make them think I look forward to a butt tickle.

How would you react? LOL... BOG

 

[Farmer John]

LMAO Now that would be something to see now wouldnt it...:wink:

 

[Guest]

Ahh no the thought of Bog butt naked wiggling his bit's at French customs is enough
to make me want to run a mile, glad you wern't with us Bog, we could have been there for days

OP

 

[Guest]

Gypsy, they are into s&m more than anyhting else,I think. I believe they enjoy the strip part of the search more than the search itself. smile.

I like to make sure my socks are good and 'worn' when the situation arises.

I have been fortunate enough to have survived a ransdom strip search. I was holding hash and some of Singapore's finest smoke. All well hidden I might add.

I was given the luxury to the 'roll the dice' for a random strip search. A 7 or 11 earned you a 'free' strip search. The bones love me and so I rolled 11.

Thirty minutes later I appeared in public again, at the checkpoint with my goods still intake, however my dignity was another story.

Those smelly socks came in "real" handy that day. They; customs agents; swore I hid something in those smelly socks that day, and they kept looking for something lodged in them.

To watch the agents searching my smelly socks over and over was more than worth the revealaing view they got of me. smile.

Glad to hear you and OP made it home safely, especially with your son along for the ride. Sounds like he got the best deal of all. Good company, female type. smile.

What Gypsy and Old Pink won't do for the cause of overgrowing the planet.

Avid

 

[Guest]

the ticket

the ticket

heres the only evidence we got busted

 

[GMT]

So have you gained some sort of record as a result of this? If you get caught with another 3 does this count against you? Or is the strip the punishment? Is it a look see job in these cases or is it a prostate check up?

 

[Guest]

not really bothered
I never go to france, normally just pass through it

 

[3legdog]

What a story Gypsy....OP. Glad all turned out well & i think id' fly over France from now on whenever possible.
I must say though it is an entertaining story & i want a copy of the book also Dutch :smile: :smile: Take care all Peace 3legs

 

[Gamera]

Most custom officials are probably hetero so I figure a good strategy is to pretend to be gay. If they want to check me out I will whip off my trousers and hop up on a desk and lay on my side wiggling my ass at them. Too large a smile might make them think I look forward to a butt tickle.

How would you react? LOL... BOG

That's exactly what I'm saying BOG. Shuck 'em and start the show and they'll hurry it up.

 

[BushyOldGrower]

So far in all my travels no one has asked to look at my privates. Perhaps my strategy is working. I worked in an Emergency Room and one day a guy came in with something stuck in his ass. It happens that people accidentely sit on dildos and mustard jars and such you know. It happens all the time but this guy was like I described. Hopping on the table too eager ya know?

But what if we had been sado machocists? It wouldn't matter much and acting gay might get your ass beaten and probed with a bowling pin. Damn pigs. BOG

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

.....Just passed thru French customs again at Calais........and I did'nt even see one customs person.......there was not even a passport check....nada!

....I could have been Osama bin.......oh well.....nevermind.....lol!

 

[Growdoc]

I travel alot too and i have never been sreached up my hole, i also have an international cannabis record... I have never been threatend with it, and if one day they did do it to me, i would claim sexual assault and tell em i had an orgasim...

what a world we live in...

Growdoc