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the craw said:
no probs with the fertility stuff,,,,wife is pregnant with our fourth(due in 8 wks)and she will be my eleventh,,,so the kilt wearing does it for me,,,,

More proof that marijuana smoking affects fertility!
 
when i was young i never knew i was adhd, my daughter shows signs, but slight, my lad is almost as bad as myself. had he had been my first he would be the only child. he is still your worse nightmare to this day, as i now realise i was my dads..
 
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well personaly i think 2 was enough for me and i am dam glad to be out of having kids around all the time and into the granny thing .....ah peace and quite and my dam privacy back at last :woohoo:
 
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morning folks...looks as if the weather has changed for the better so it's off to trim palm fronds today...
 

the craw

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my idea was,why have a star player,,,when you can field your own team,,,,and I love them all,large and small.........
 

minds_I

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happycabbyman said:
hi boo, good morning river..the worse 2 words i hear from my lad, DAD and CAN I


Buahahahahahahaha

These words send chills down my back everytime I here them. But I hear them twice as much-I have twins.

The thing with twins-is that you can't fullfill one childs needs without the other needing something in return. A twin competition complex I think.

Gotta love them anyway....

Buahahahahahaha

minds_I
 
Craw, well heck! I can only imagine what having 11 is like. I am doing my nut here trying to get my obstinate 7 yr old daughter to do her homework. The problem is, my hubby died and although I try and act very tough and nasty, I don't smack her bum as often as I should. Actually I scared myself when I hit her once because I realized how it must affect her and I stopped. Now I just threaten. I don't know if it's going to help with her math though....I've just sent her to her bed an hour early..maybe that will help.Good luck craw!.
 
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I think I spanked my son twice & that old saying that our folks used to lay on us -- "Believe me, this hurts me way more than it does you!!" -- is pretty damn factual. Now that he's 15, the punishment has changed, but that couple of wallops I had to give him around 5 or 6 yrs old, really did bother me immensely. :moon: :badday:
 

the craw

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cheers vgb,,,I'm starting to get the hang of this parenthood now,,,,and like confucius say"when you find a job you love,you'll never work another day in your life"I love being a dad..................
 

Snot Poker

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Official OLD FARTS from OG THREAD . WEll after wondering around in a phuckin daze I just stayed away for a while, ALAS... Now I stumble on this thread and lurked a few days, read a few threads, Saw some folks from long ago were fittin in here real well so I believe I will pull up a chair and join the game.
 

tiedye420

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OMG LMAO
I was enjoying reading through the pages of banter and comaderie. Making me very happy as well.
But then I saw this, and lost all control.
I just got yelled at for waking her up because i was laughing so hard.:pointlaug
thanks zoltron!

zoltron said:
A 'kilt' is the combination of a quilt & a kitchen specializing in sausage.:D
 

tiedye420

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welcome home MTF long time no see.
Glad your doing well and checking in after the madness subsided....
Take care and be careful...
tiedye420
mtf-shaman said:
wandering around i happened on this thread and feel almost at home with some good friends
 

mtf-shaman

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ok, what is with the mass exodus?? just checking in and seem to find people disappearing all over the place......just wanted to check in and wow, poof.....oh well, perhaps they will make themselves known to me if they choose....later, one bonghit for the thread and i am off to wander the threads.....shaman
 
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tiedye420 said:
OMG LMAO
I was enjoying reading through the pages of banter and comaderie. Making me very happy as well.
But then I saw this, and lost all control.
I just got yelled at for waking her up because i was laughing so hard.:pointlaug
thanks zoltron!

:wave: LOL!! So glad I could give you a good laugh, mi amigo. :woohoo:

Plus I'm always waking-up the family with laughter. I'm a night-owl & I'll start LMAO, then I'll hear "Can you keep it down some?" :yoinks: So I go & slap the sausage on her forehead. :confused:

 

Pinball Wizard

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HI! ..just looking around...

HI! ..just looking around...

Been lost in the cyber wilderness, since O.G. went down, I really need to thank someone from there.
 
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