Number 1 old fart tip

[farmerlion]

For social climbers: Never buy things you don't really need. With money you don't really have. To impress people you don't really like.

 

[dubberz]

Close your mouth while working the toilet brush...

 

[MicroRoy]

If you can't win an argument just fart and walk away.

 

[JamieShoes]

my number one old fart tip is... store them in mason jars in a cool dark place but be very careful when burping them

 

[yooper420]

K.I.S.S. need I say more ?
The "keep it simple stupid" method is the best way to go, especially for new growers.
Peace and great growin`.

 

[MicroRoy]

When ever you get a chance to sit and watch chickens. Sit and watch chickens.

Free range of course. Chickens in pens are not fun.

 

[noyd666]

when i'm on my garage roof I sit and watch next doors chickens, hen pecked bastards lol. sooner watch pigeons. yes they are penned. dirty mud floors.

 

[Lazyman]

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Plan for crazy shit to happen to you, and normal bullshit barely registers as a blip.

Be prepared. I hate surprises, they mean you failed to plan for a possibilty.

Oh, and good or bad, rich or poor, happy or sad, one thing is pretty damn certain: This, too, shall pass.

 

[MicroRoy]

If you notice the police digging through your trash. Stop flushing your toilet paper.

 

[MicroRoy]

Never be a peacock if you can be a stag.

 

[aridbud]

Hope for the best...prepare for the worst.

 

[SingingRose]

Don't waste those coffee grounds! They make a good top dressing in moderation.

 

[stoned-trout]

its not always just a fart......yeehaw

 

[Dropped Cat]

its not always just a fart......yeehaw

...its always a fart, but sometimes there's a warm wet bonus.

lol

 

[lightfeathers]

"Expect sunshine? Prepare for rain!" Unknown quote

 

[wantaknow]

Never trust a fart!

 

[Lester Moore]

the anal sphincter is the smartest muscle, it can tell the difference between a liquid, gas, or solid.......most of the time.

 

[Gry]

Be careful about sitting close to old farts.

 

[MicroRoy]

With some people its just better to fart and walk away.

 

[noyd666]

GET A GOOD MASSAGE. FROM A CHINESE LADY