Nosy neighbor kid being a Peeping Tom

[Fuzz420]

this reminds me of the king of the hill episode where the boy had a "free spirit" as his parents called it and he was terrorizing hank

 

[Cmobile69]

Child abuse? Dam where were u when I was a kid. Ok I will stay out ur thread.

 

[EvilRaven1031]

Child abuse? Dam where were u when I was a kid.

its not a matter of where they were. its where we are now as a society.

things arent the same as they were a generation ago. kids were kids until almost age 11. now, we are lucky if i kid makes it to 8 with their innocence intact.

 

[EvilRaven1031]

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[Lazyman]

Bro get yourself a scary ass mask and sneak up on him when he's in the bushes, after he shits himself and doesn't sleep for a few nights he probably wont leave the house let alone come to your place. Idea #2= buy the poor kid a dog and a large bag of dog food Peace, pot and karma. One Love

I was gonna suggest tying up a puppy on a leash outside that window. He will take it home, and if his stupid parents try to return the puppy to you, say "it wasnt mine, who did he steal the dog from?" They will probably just take the dog home and keep it.

Or, buy a motion activated sprinkler.

Or some blinds/shades/curtains.

 

[jjs]

I'd be concerned if this kid saw something through your window that he shouldn't see , then goes and blabs to his parents .

 

[yortbogey]

BIG......Dog....= No more kid........
also workz VERy well if U just plant sticker bushes ...or berries outside U'r window.......cant even get close ...enuff......
also kid will remeber....if U can find a way too get him busted /confronted by MOM.... in front of his friends.........he will learn ....the art of embarrassment..............

if all else failz........just get a fence for the dog........
also works well if U can get a older neighborhood kid to apply a little child peer pressure........or a little girl he like to ask about IT...infront of his friends......

and if nothing works...............thencall he'z GRANDMA.......

 

[el dub]

Two cameras......

The first one catches his expression when he sees you in a monster mask at the window. The second one is set up outside behind the kid to catch his expression as he runs away.

lw

 

[ddrew]

Shoot of pepper spray right in the little tards face next time he peeps in your window.
What's he going to do?
Tell his parents you sprayed him while he was peeping in your window, again?
Your word against his, officer we never left the house, the kids has behavior issues, and is prone to making up stories.

Sounds like it's time for the kid to learn a lesson in life the hard way.

 

[ddrew]

I just read the 3rd page of the thread where you are hating on all the pepper spray people and calling them sick, whatever.

Go ahead and let a 7 year old retard walk all over you, and compromise your quality of life then.
Wait till the day he really sees something, tells his parents(who I'm sure don't like you now) and they call the cops.
You'll be sitting in your jail cell fantasizing about pepper spraying the kid then.

Handle your business.
Drag his tard ass to his door and flip out next time it happens, scream at the parents that this is the last fucking time you'll be having this conversation with them, and if you see this fuck at your window again you are calling the cops and pressing charges, and there will be no talking about it at that time.

 

[statusquo]

I just read the 3rd page of the thread where you are hating on all the pepper spray people and calling them sick, whatever.

Go ahead and let a 7 year old retard walk all over you, and compromise your quality of life then.
Wait till the day he really sees something, tells his parents(who I'm sure don't like you now) and they call the cops.
You'll be sitting in your jail cell fantasizing about pepper spraying the kid then.

Handle your business.
Drag his tard ass to his door and flip out next time it happens, scream at the parents that this is the last fucking time you'll be having this conversation with them, and if you see this fuck at your window again you are calling the cops and pressing charges, and there will be no talking about it at that time.

Do you know how potent pepperspray is? This would be fucking traumatic for a 7 year old retarded kid. Also I'm fairly certain this could result in charges/lawsuit(s). Even if this didn't happen, you never want to go out of your way to manufacture hostility with a neighbor...he has a grow at his house. Pissed neighbors looking for revenge is a terrible risk...

I just thought of another idea...either get an airhorn or a super loud megaphone. I'll let your mind wander from there...

 

[MyGreenToe]

How about you learn to say no? It's not even your kid. Can he play with your dog? No. Every time that's your answer. Seriously, this 6 yr old is running circles around the adults in his life, based on his experience. Put up the wall, and he will find someone else to bother.

 

[ddrew]

Handle your business.
Drag his tard ass to his door and flip out next time it happens, scream at the parents that this is the last fucking time you'll be having this conversation with them, and if you see this fuck at your window again you are calling the cops and pressing charges, and there will be no talking about it at that time.

Pepper spray was mostly a joke, mostly.

My real advice is what I quoted, seriously, do that and it ends.

The problem really isn't the kid here, it's the parents, the kid is going to run with as much rope as they give him, he's a kid, that's what they do.
You need to straighten the parents out in no uncertain terms.

 

[fuzzymuffin]

Taser... it's the only way.

 

[Baba Ku]

Calling the cops is not an option.

You need to let the parents know point blank that your last meeting showed you that they have little concern about how their child behaves, even to a point of allowing him to break the law. Explain to them that if the behavior continues that you will have no choice but to call Child Protective Services. And if it happens again, even close to happening...call them without delay. They won't involve the cops, and they will make things real hairy for your neighbors for a while..even if they convince them their child has done nothing wrong.
CPS will get dead up in those folks shit...and they can only talk to you without a court order. The neighbors will change things, and not for you but to keep CPS off their ass.
BTW...I personally think CPS is a boat load of shitballs with meager college degrees who think they can change the world..and very few of them have kids of their own. Mostly dipshits with their heads full of socialist pap....but they can be a useful tool if needed.

People, don't be dicks to others...and don't teach your kids to be dicks.

 

[Baba Ku]

and if nothing works...............thencall he'z GRANDMA.......

That prolly the best one right there...

 

[Hubbleman]

So I take it you dont have a fence... I would Put a fake snake on a string and wait for him to be at your window and tug on the string a little, maybe put a rattle on it.. or just put real snakes by your window, either way it should be fun.

dude just have some fun with him... lay down some harmless traps by the window, ones that make a loud noice something


or

Just a little kid,, with mental health problems... get some net curtains and leave him alone!

Time was when children were innocent and had the right to roam.

like someone said get his parents to buy him or dog or something

 

[PistilPete]

Pepper spray? Are you assholes insane? That is straight up assault..... of a 7 year old child.... who might even be mentally challenged....
I can't even imagine what i would do if some one maced my child.

 

[meowman]

Excuse me, but how retarded is this kid?

The parents seem like idiots, but perhaps you could reason with the kid, and say you are allowed to come and see the dog at such and such times, for X amount of time. Tell him if he will try to come at other times, you will just ignore him, as you are busy doing adult stuff. It also would be good to keep the dog seeing schedule the same way every week, so he knows exactly when he is welcome and when not.

But again, if he really is challenged, this suggestion might do nothing.

Edit. Or even better, if you think the kid could handle the dog safely, let him take the dog for walks, so he gets to spend time with the dog, out of your sight.

 

[statusquo]

Excuse me, but how retarded is this kid?

The parents seem like idiots, but perhaps you could reason with the kid, and say you are allowed to come and see the dog at such and such times, for X amount of time. Tell him if he will try to come at other times, you will just ignore him, as you are busy doing adult stuff. It also would be good to keep the dog seeing schedule the same way every week, so he knows exactly when he is welcome and when not.

But again, if he really is challenged, this suggestion might do nothing.

Edit. Or even better, if you think the kid could handle the dog safely, let him take the dog for walks, so he gets to spend time with the dog, out of your sight.

Wow...having the kid walk the dog...impressively good idea for 6 am! Talk about two birds haha - hopefully he's not too 'challenged' =/

If that doesn't work, somehow feel like it wont haha...then this sounds like the next course:

Pepper spray was mostly a joke, mostly.
My real advice is what I quoted, seriously, do that and it ends.

The problem really isn't the kid here, it's the parents, the kid is going to run with as much rope as they give him, he's a kid, that's what they do.
You need to straighten the parents out in no uncertain terms.

I think if you go back and just kind of tell them assertively that you don't want him over anymore. You could also try saying you take naps during the day and the kid is waking you up...or that you can't sleep because you are afraid he'll be staring at you! <_< lol