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No, your loud motorbike engine isnt cool, its LAME

Buddy of mine lives on a private dirt road. Had a guy blasting his bike back and forth at top volume. My buddy stopped him and told him to go ride somewhere else because he was disturbing the neighborhood. Mr. Biker told my pal to FU and kept riding back and forth.
Meanwhile my bud put down his bottle of Jack, loaded up his twelve gauge and when Mr. Biker came by again he lined up , gave him a bit of a lead and blasted Mr. Biker right of his scooter. That's what happens when you piss off a retired LRRP who takes shit from nobody and has half a bottle in his sails. Mr. Biker didn't die but he was picking shot out of his leathers for a while. No cops involved, because they are too far away and we dont call the cops around here anyhow. Mr. Biker found a different road to ride on.

Yeah, shooting people for riding motorcycles and being rude? Your buddy sounds like an honorable cat.... :tumbleweed:
 
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draco

Gypsy thats the thing..... i fkn love (i think all red-blooded males love!) the sound of an awesome engine

Top Gun is my fave movie of alltime for a good reason :))

so I'm a bit divided, because i love them so much, yet at the same time find them soooo fkn annoying to have to listen to when i dont want to lol, just to have to put up with some guys "listen to how my motorbike sounds!" *meh*

awesome engines my ass.. they might have been sixty years ago.

now almost all of them are just loud and unrefined.

they can be seen and heard at the stop light, revving, revving, revving their gutless dinosaurs to their simpleton delight... seems like they are always looking for a parade. posers.

i just love blowing by clumps of them while they are clogging the road and holding up the rv's...

brains save lives. they are a lot quieter too... :tiphat:
 
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GreenPlant

I once had only the headers on this:
The sound was Awesome.Use to make the ground shake like a loud v8
Road goers had no option but to pay attention :D


Ty TopGun;)900r!
 
awesome engines my ass.. they might have been sixty years ago.

now almost all of them are just loud and unrefined.

they can be seen and heard at the stop light, revving, revving, revving their gutless dinosaurs to their simpleton delight... seems like they are always looking for a parade. posers.

i just love blowing by clumps of them while they are clogging the road and holding up the rv's...

brains save lives. they are a lot quieter too... :tiphat:

So, by your logic we shouldn't have the choice to ride motorcycles with loud pipes because it infringes on YOUR rv use?

Cool, got it, thanks. I never rev my motor up, except when navigating the twisties, but now, I'm going to blow up many motors every time I see an rv, just pegged to the rev limiter the whole light!
 

mean mr.mustard

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Absolutely! Great read and great advice.

Mr MusTARD is going to teach us what zen is....

He's going to imply that we're weak because he's too scared to hop on two wheels.

I'm as safe as possible. Race quality leathers head to toe, boots, gloves, helmet.

See, Mr Mustard is the only one who knows about zen, because his generation invented it.

How about you go start to read Richard Hittleman's 28 days to yoga, Mr. MsTARD? You might think about the lack of zen that is being troll like in nature....:tumbleweed:

Are you sure you smoke?

I'm not sure that you are getting the most out of the experience.

I find it reprehensible that you choose to behave in this fashion, but so be it.

Who's trolling what now?
 
i certainly have nothing against some good ol' fashioned road rage, but aren't ROCKS much cheaper AND much less of an environmental hazard?

jus' sayin... :)


lmfao! GREAT point, and harder, if not impossible to prove it was 'tossed.'

Mind you, only people who try to kill me with their 2k+ lbs cage rocket get said treatment, the one's who do it intentionally, not the accidental close encounters....
 

megayields

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i certainly have nothing against some good ol' fashioned road rage, but aren't ROCKS much cheaper AND much less of an environmental hazard?

jus' sayin... :)

If anyone threw a battery (or rock) at my car, I would let physics solve the problem (just saying)....
 

Hydrosun

I love my life
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yeah, fuck those noisy bastards. if you wanna kill yourself with a bike, please do it quietly!

where i used to live, every evening between 11 and midnight, the same ingnorant **** would be on his way home. the thundering from his fucking cock-extension vibrated several city blocks. why the fuck must hundreds of people be disturbed just so some insecure needle-dick can feel better about his wasted life?



edit: wow, i can't believe this forum censors "C U N T". shame.

Yes isn't it awesome, the cannabis gods like some words better than others and they are so protective of our fragile little minds that they don't want us seeing evil words. What is even funnier is that we were adult enough to see that word a few years ago, but now the cannabis gods know better and hide it from our impressionable minds.

:joint:
 

Hydrosun

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I'm not really even kidding here, I have nothing but contempt for all the POS's in the death cages.
Get to close and I'll toss a 7/8' nut (or a fucking chain) at your windshield.....and then DARE you to look at me at a light.....fucking dare you....walk up on me and you'll discover what Florida Gun laws are about, though I've really never needed one.

Can ya' tell I've lost some close friends to self righteous assholes....

So to answer your question.....YES,.... unfortunately yes.

You wouldn't have to dare me to look at you and you wouldn't be stopped at the light too very long when my 4,000lb vehicle punts you into the intersection.

How smart was your bolt or chain throwing now? Also bet your aim isn't going to be too good after your flight and crash landing, but in case it is you'll be run over flat as soon as that piece appears.

Your contempt is more likely to attract a car on bike confrontation than avoid it. :tiphat:
 
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cravin morehead

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^^^can your cars do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds? can your car do over 185mph? can you still keep moving at a good pace in dead stopped traffic? didn't think so. i've broken a few mirrors and windows on cars that intentionally try to F*#$ with us riders. not a single one came close to catching me or keeping up in wide open traffic. i'm just saying....

cm
 

Hydrosun

I love my life
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If you run every red light and speed away at 180mph you'd be golden, the other motorcycle hero wanted to dare me to look at him, so he'd be around. Also I don't fuck with anyone, but were someone to intentionally throw an item at me intending to harm me, I certainly would punt them into the intersection. As MegaYield said, let physics be the judge.

:joint:
 

trichrider

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from ears bleeding to noses bleeding.

it's at least good to recognize the diversity in his forumn...but for the threats of virtual violence. there are loud cars; you don't see anyone whining about them or threatening to jam sticks into spokes after hearing loud pipes...

the fallacy of our 'being better than' really shines.
 

LyryC

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Motorcycles fall into one category. Materialism. Regardless the argument their completely useless and unnecessary for society to function and be successful.

With that said, I don't hate them, just the fact that some people like to act like they are better because they ride. There should be a level of respect. We all deal with your fat leathery noisy smelly stupid ass's.

Everyone who doesn't bike also doesn't go around being an annoying, pointless money and time wasting fool, but then again who says their doing anything better?

The amount of hate vs the OP is staggering. And the lack of a logical explanation for the noise/need for the noise shows, to me, that bikers really don't know why they need to be annoying gits.
 

Agaricus

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there are loud cars; you don't see anyone whining about them or threatening to jam sticks into spokes after hearing loud pipes...

How true. Including (especially) teen weenies with thousand watt subwoofers. Although I once got pulled over for loud muffler in my old '62 vdub when one of those silly little pipes fell off.

LyryC, over the years I've known quite a few people who rode because at the time they couldn't afford a car.

Do you smoke weed? Do you have a TV? Cable? iPod? Is any of that necesary for society to function and be successful? Where's the line on being acceptably frugal?

I agree there should be a level of respect. You might think about that when you're calling riders fat leathery noisy smelly stupid asses who blow their money on scoots when they should spend it on (fill in the blank).
 

mean mr.mustard

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Road goers had no option but to pay attention :D

I think this sums up the reason for the season.

Bikers are willing to risk their life, limb, and hearing (and that of anyone else driving) for attention.

And they are also willing to defend their risks tooth and nail (and throw shit at strangers' windshields).

It must be really fulfilling to part of that crew.

I pray it never happens to me.
 
Motorcycles fall into one category. Materialism. Regardless the argument their completely useless and unnecessary for society to function and be successful.

spoken like an ignorant yuppie who hasnt ONCE traveled outside his little bubble.

ever been to the third world? didnt think so.....you ignorant prick. ive seen entire FAMILIES traveling by motorcycle. they are a tool just like anything else. only in a sick, backwards society like this, could a person be criticized for using and enjoying a motorcycle.

With that said, I don't hate them, just the fact that some people like to act like they are better because they ride. There should be a level of respect. We all deal with your fat leathery noisy smelly stupid ass's.

sounds like your ego at work. youre mad not because bikes exist and people ride them, but because they think they're better than you? LOL. you're an insecure little bitch.

Everyone who doesn't bike also doesn't go around being an annoying, pointless money and time wasting fool, but then again who says their doing anything better?

it's a free country, dickwad. i'll waste my money as i please.

The amount of hate vs the OP is staggering. And the lack of a logical explanation for the noise/need for the noise shows, to me, that bikers really don't know why they need to be annoying gits.

spoken like a true fascist. i dont need to justify a goddamn thing, and more than you need to justify a "need" for your latte or whatever metrosexual POS car you drive. i can drive a loud bike if i want because its a FREE COUNTRY. and if you dont like it? then FUCK YOU.
 
funny how all the people talking about the bikes "wanting attention" are..........you guessed it......NON BIKERS. could it be the NON BIKERS who are all mad and jealous and wishing they had the same attention? only an insecure bitch creates a thread like this which shits on the tastes of half the population, accusing them all of being a bunch of drama queens. to me you are the drama queens, just a bunch of bitches projecting their pussy hurt on others, seeking attention just like you accuse the bikers of.

last i checked (as an actual hot rodder, with actual knowledge of the subject), most people make their bikes loud because they LIKE THE SOUND. sure there's some kids who like to get attention. what the fuck is it to you? everyone and their mom and yes, you included, is trying your best to attract attention in some way. i dont like how loud you and your bitch ass friends talk on your cell phones when youre in Starbucks trying to look important, but you dont see me whining about it. if you dont like how loud it is around your house, then fucking MOVE. expecting the world to change for you is something a CHILD would do.

hot rod cars drive by my house and all the time i hear them intentionally revving up and making noise. they do it for a reason: because i have a fast car in my garage and thats what hot rodders do, they make noise and communicate to each other. we LIKE it. if you dont like it.....then i guess your life just fucking sucks, now doesnt it? you arent forcing me or anyone else to put a muffler on if we dont want, so i guess youll just have to deal with it. pussies.

by the way my car is 3000 lbs and over 450 HP at the wheels. and yes it has a muffler. i dare one of you cock suckers to throw anything at my car. if you get out of that one alive, with full use of all your limbs, you'll be damn lucky.
 

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