NFL 2019-2020

[shithawk420]

finally back from banned camp. blacked out and went off on everyone. on here and IRL. dont know if i drank that much before. drank a fith of whiskey,at least 20 beers and chugged a bottle of whine in 2 days. im still sick.

speaking of sick the bears make me sick.9 fucking sacks. hes the worst QB in the league and probably the worst the bears ever had. 9 sacks is the record isnt it? wasnt it 8? id rather have Fields. WTF cant they put bagel in? hes better then that useless fuck. i could of done betterand to add insult to injury it was the fucking 2-7 patriots.also upset the falcons lost to the saints but the saints usually beat them anyway. bears are gonna get creamed by the packers. not really looking forward to that

well its good to be back. i dont even remember what i did to get banned. total black out. no more hard liquor for me. hope you guys have been well.and if i offended whoever im sorry. i dont remember shit

 

[pop_rocks]

hey whats up @shithawk420, so they put you on time out ? i was wondering what happened to you
sounds like you were swimming in the sauce man and i hope you feel better
i like a little drink from time to time* but if it makes you black out drunk where you forget stuff and get all mean,that cant be good
just take it easy man and drink a lot of water or fruit juice, you will get right in no time

*not actual footage of pops taking a drink

 

[shithawk420]

thanks pops.yeah it was bad. but how could you not include the whole scene? its how i got my name cause i drink like he does. he was a Shakespearean actor btw. the best drunk actor who ever lived. even better than Ottis.i he didnt drink either.RIP John

 

[pop_rocks]

yeah that show was classic

im not happy about the football with mia v rams but we will see if mia can hold the lead
im just going to let @buzzmobile sleep through this one and im totally not going to f with him

!!!!!WAIT WHUT??!!!!!! does that say fan a pee!!!!
/cuts off mid stream
im really sorry buzz, those were meant for @Bababooey

 

[pop_rocks]

SSSSSHHHHH!!!! buzzz is sleeping

 

[buzzmobile]

Guess Norvell is feeling the heat.

The Tribe is not pleased.

the rams d is playing hot and fisk and verse are finding their grove

Verse and Fiske got lost in the mango grove last night.

im just going to let @buzzmobile sleep through this one and im totally not going to f with him

I appreciate your thoughtfulness and that you honored your pledge to not f me AGAIN! Rough as a cob has new meaning.

SSSSSHHHHH!!!! buzzz is sleeping

Not now and NFL highlights are a wonderful thing to see penguins Waddle. Rams are good at kicking the game away. Did you see Tua go head first to prevent a pick 6? He may need his head examined again.

 

[buzzmobile]

You probably missed this one since you are on the far left coast. I wanted to share this with you, @pop_rocks .

Did you know that Gator tears do not taste salty? They are bitter.

 

[Bababooey]

The best sandwiches i ever made were italian beef ones from the slow cooker on Turano french bread rolls from the store. Simple, easy. It's been almost 2 years since i made some, might have to do it again soon.

A nice pan fried bologna and cheese sandwich always hits the spot, Pops, havent had bologna in ages. That might have to change too.

We were talking about the over for the rams-fins game and they came in well under, 38 pts vs 49.5 O/U. Rams offense couldnt finish drives even tho stafford had almost 300yds passing and Kupp/Puka combined for almost 200yds. Fins got a win so the state of FL didnt go "O-fer" the weekend.

I didnt notice any drama coming from u, Hawk, hope ur doing better now anyway.
Bears are just... living down to their expectations. They had a nice stretch against some of the worst (at the time) defenses in the league but now theyre playing some decent teams and are getting exposed. Patriots arent good but the defense isnt terrible and their offense with drake at QB is looking serviceable. Ur right, i expect them to lose by 30 to the packers next week.

Im looking at that scene and is it possible to drink 375ml of whiskey in one chug? Even for a hardened alcoholic that's a stretch. Ive been known to chug at a bottle but that's like 2-3 oz at the most in one chug.

The Noles have a bye so i guess this was as good a time as any to start with new coordinators. They play 1 win FCS school charleston southern in 2 wks and you figure they'll win by a lot but at this point who knows? If he loses to them the fans might burn down the stadium.

Cowboys, jets and bears fans are equally depressed about their teams. I think id rather eat a red solo cup full of dog poop than watch the bears get stomped by the packers on sunday.
We got a few bangers this week, commanders at eagles on MNF, ravens at steelers during the sunday early games and chiefs at bills sunday late games. So that's something to look forward to, i guess...

 

[shithawk420]

no its possible baba but not normal.id go through DTs chugging to get the shakes off.it sucks and im done with this shit. but im fucked in the head and i got nothing so im trying.i dont have a reason to quit except that it hurts like a motherfucker. my dads new GF is 69 vegetarian and holy shit is she an ignorant sweetheart.she has more energy than most people ive ever seen. she will slam 3 banannas in one sitting. i guess she just got her license only a couple years ago so my dumbass dad is drinking and driving while hes on parole cause shes not used to driving in the city.

shes not normal but shes a sweetheart.literally ran to dollar tree to get me some generic nyquil cause i knew it would help and it did.nicest person ive met but shes got some screws loose.shes not stupid though. she gets up there on the roof with my dad. they gotta stop some sky lights from leaking on this 2 mil house. they are in there 60s. thats bullshit. i wont do it. im done with that shit.

Williams has to be the worst QB in Bears history.9 fucking sacks. my dad was pissed. hes gotta be the worst QB right now. maybe in history. damn close anyway. sucks ATL lost too. havent really seen most other teams. i dont get NFL news locally here obviously but most people are Bears fans here in IA.

because of that bullshit i had to look up sacks records. turnsout ole Brady boy has the record for career sacks at 565. id love to sack him my self. no homo.id beat his cheating ass. my friend told me hes getting a minor fine for something? i dont know.hes in the Chicago area so i dont know.i get almost no NFL news out here in the QC.

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah 1 shot is around 1-1.5oz so a small bottle like that is 10 shots of liquor. Taking 10 shots in a row like that, id probably puke around #5 or 6.

Ur dad must be rico suave if he's already got a GF not even 2 mths out of prison. Altho maybe some chicks dig that. She's 69 and vegetarian? How's the body? She one of them yoga hippie chicks? They usually pretty nice. The bush might not have been trimmed since the Carter administration tho.

It's sweet that she's so helpful and is even helping ur pops out with jobs. Hopefully he knows enough not to catch another dewey. At least keep some chewing gum in the car to cover up any alcohol breath.

Caleb i would honestly say still has talent but yeah, he's like leading the league in off target throws. Some of the deep shots he overthrows im thinking he wants to make sure it cant be intercepted but on the flip side theres also zero chance our guy can catch it too. Makes u wonder whats the freaking point then.

I didnt hear about a brady fine but i guess since he's a minority owner of the raiders the league put some restrictions on his broadcasting, he cant criticize officials during games. He said he didnt agree with ejecting brian branch durings the lions-packers game for a helmet to helmet hit, but he did agree with the penalty.
Seems kinda weak to not allow a broadcaster to criticize the officiating but i guess them's the rules...

 

[shithawk420]

i dont have a clue what or if he did anything.my useless drunk buddy jusaid he got fined. no idea if its true.

yeah not gonna lie and im actually jealous of my dad. although being a man whore isnt exactly glamorous. being a farmer and roofer with muscles and long black hair with drugs your gonna get a lot of women. dont think he even knows how many kids he got.fucker is 65 and still in better shape than me.guess hes been with 500 women. oh and he was a roadie for some bands in the 70s so thats a plus.

wait what? you think Caleb has talent? im a bears fan too till i die but you cant be serious? maybe it was the booze but my dad and i watched about the last half of the game and it was a slaughter. we even watched people leaving in droves before the game was over cause it was painful to watch. hell it was painful to watch.i was literally going through DTs and watching them play was more painful. WTF is Chicago doing? No Honey Bears. No good coaches.nothing. this is bullshit. we need Ditka in there to shape these fuckers up. i digress. i dont give a fuck anymore.

i hope ATL can come back from that loss and still make the playoffs. i know they arent superbowl material but id like to see someone get close that i like. otherwis im pretty much neutral

 

[pop_rocks]

@buzzmobile
yeah we saw this rams game plan earlier in teh season, no touchdowns, just kick field goals
it dosent seem to be working out for them but maybe we have to give it time
i imagine tebow tears taste like heaven and maybe a hint of vanilla
is he still doing the broadcast thing or has he been raptured by a higher power

@Bababooey
i would get the good bologna from the deli counter and have them shave it super thin so a few pieces went a long way, and then i would add a couple slices to other sandwiches to up the flavor
for fried bologna you want the thicker slabs and put a slice in it (center to the edge) so it dosent nipple up on ya; yeah i used to eat a lot of fried bologna growing up
i was way off on the rams game and nothing was right
the fins' covered their end but it seems like the rams were just practicing kicking field goals piling up a whopping 15pts; you arent going to win in the nfl if you dont score tds
but 4-5 isnt that bad? right
those are all great games you mentioned and i cant wait to see kc v the bills (this could be a playoff preview)
so it turns out my mom is driving on an expired license!?!
/i asked her if they ever sent her the renewal notification but she says she did not receive one
i set her up with a dmv apt for this friday and will pick her up and take her to the apt to get this sorted out
plus we can stop by n.park produce (its a middle eastern store) and grab lunch and a jar of those stuffed grape leaves

@shithawk420
hahahah your dad, the old drunk stoner dude has a vegan hippy girlfriend?
does she do drugs or something like that? thats wild man
and she roofs?
how did a guy just out of jail pick up this hippy chick? it sounds like his game is strong and she sounds like a nice person even if she isnt playing with a full deck
that was nice of her to get your some medicine and i hope you are feeling better

so i was talking to my mom, (not about her driving illegally) and they have pre roasted turkey breasts (like those pre roasted chickens) at vons! im bring her food later today, so it looks like its going to be pre thanksgiving 2.0; i still have a big box of stuffing i can make so we are good there and im going to get the turkey breast plus some cranberry sauce in a can
she like pumpkin pie so i might get her one of those too

 

[shithawk420]

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[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
i remember those italian beef sandiwches! you gave me a recipe once
it was a jar of jardinera and a thing of beef in a crock pot for a few hours served on good rolls!
speaking of sandwiches, i tried a new banh mi place

the sandwiches are a decent size and they are mostly around the $7

 

[buzzmobile]

The Noles have a bye so i guess this was as good a time as any to start with new coordinators. They play 1 win FCS school charleston southern in 2 wks and you figure they'll win by a lot but at this point who knows? If he loses to them the fans might burn down the stadium.

Here's an article with some possible hires, @Bababooey .

What areas will Mike Norvell prioritize in Florida State’s search for an offensive coordinator?

Connecting the dots on possible offensive coordinators for Florida State

www.tomahawknation.com

 

[Bababooey]

Dang, sounds like ur pops is the Wilt Chamberlain of roofers. Has he ever done a job for a lonely divorcee, and ahem, taken care of the bottom as well as the top? Hopefully he still got paid.

One thing you have to be aware of is that the bears O-line that game were basically all backups. I think teven jenkins was the only starter and he left early with an injury. If they get some starters back for the packers game they may only lose by 20 instead of 35.
The bears did fire their Off coordinator yesterday and the passing game coordinator (whatever that is) has been promoted to take his place. MAYBE that will also help things. We'll see.

Falcons are actually leading their division by 2 games over the Bucs so it looks like they have a good shot at making the playoffs. Doubt theyre superbowl material tho.

Tebow still does commentary for college football for ESPN i think. Maybe he does church related stuff on the side, not sure.

I always just used to smush the center down when frying bologna but slicing works too. Slice of american cheese, maybe a fried egg over easy, that's a good sandwich, for breakfast or anytime.
Ive never gotten the deli bologna, just oscar meyer packaged stuff. Is all beef bologna a thing? My tastes have gotten more expensive over the years. Only the finest hog anuses and rat tails for my processed pink meat!

Cardinals are surprisingly leading the division, rams arent in bad shape 1.5 games behind with almost half the season left. If they can play a clean offensive game theyll put up points on anyone, it was just too many sloppy plays (bad snaps, blown up negative yardage plays etc).

That sux she wasnt aware her license was expired, if she got pulled over she could be arrested for that, tho more likely just cited. Ur a good son for making sure she keeps on top of the important things.

I might try to smoke a brisket for thanksgiving. Turkey is always good but ive been eating a fair amount of chicken lately and want to switch things up. How do u feel about ham? Pour enough sugar on it and it's pretty, pretty good.

Did u take that pick of the banh mi, Pops? I like ur presentation, simple but effective.

I see a Mike Shanahan in that list, Buzz, he's the Off Coor of the undefeated Hoosiers and is apparently no relation to Mike and Kyle from the NFL.
Most of those names Ive never heard of, of course, but if theyre leading successful offenses i guess they got some juice.
How about this: Jimbo Fisher for OC for the Noles? He's a great recruiter and is still, probably, a good playcaller. You wouldnt have to pay him much since aTm is still footing his salary till 2030. I think it might work...

 

[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
im glad tebow is still spreading the lords word and preaching the gospel of college football
yeah the shitbirds are flying high in the nfc.w, but i think they have just been button mashing adn who knows who is boss level
yeah that is the fried bologna i grew up on, egg and cheese between some white bread
yeah, i took the picture, did a quick set up and did my best with the lighting, thanks man
a good sandwich starts with good bread
for banh mi, it all starts with the baguette that is so crispy that it can cut the inside of your mouth, but soft like a cloud in the middle
you gotta have that good pickle! (the mix of carrots and usual a white radish soaked in flavor juice) plus the cilantro and pate! i think its the pate that puts it over the top but you can just barely notice the yellow ribbon, i dot nknow what their pate is but its freaking bomb
super savory and rich but a little sweet at the same time, next time i go im going to ask them about ti
plus you can see they are all one big family* who owned the joint, the girl said they have been there for over 15y! i cant belive i havent been here before
i got a house special (the #1) and the pork roll, i would post a pic of the pork roll but that one went quickly
the also have a pork roll with jabon which on spanish (and im hoping in french too) means ham
im going to get that one next time; pops wants to eat all the meats and i might try one of their other offerings
they have these crispy pork belly and those looked good too but i need to wrok my way up to boss level
plus they sell the pork roll! on the counter along with the usual offerings
/sesame balls, egg rolls, and other pre packaged foods
here are hawties hawt taeks for week 10



*posted for reference