NFL 2019-2020

[buzzmobile]

i think @buzzmobile guilty pleasure is gator nuggets

That's a good thing to think, @pop_rocks . The Rockies are very far away and I am a loyal subject of King Retsyo. (He knows where to go.)

He has salty ones.

KEEP ON SHUCKING: The majestic King Retsyo (that’s oyster spelled backwards) arrives on the docks at 4 p.m. Friday to kick off the 54th Annual Florida Seafood Festival in Apalachicola. The party shifts into high gear on Saturday with a parade at 10 a.m., live music starting at noon, blue-crab races at 1 p.m., the oyster-shucking contest at 1 p.m., the oyster-eating contest at 1:15 p.m. and country singer Jerrod Neimann (“Drink to That All Night”) as the headliner at 8:30 p.m. The festival is free on Friday and costs $5 per person on Saturday. Visit www.floridaseafoodfestival.com.

Sometimes the live music is from Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Too late for Mule Day.
GET BEHIND THE MULE: More than 60,000 people are expected to turn out to see mules dressed in silly costumes during the annual Mule Day festival that kicks off at 5 p.m. Friday with a chicken pilau dinner at the Mule Day Grounds in Calvary, Ga. The big parade starts at 11 a.m. Saturday and the Mule Show fun follows at 1 p.m. There will be live music, food, arts, crafts and more. No pets, golf carts, four-wheelers or alcohol are allowed on the Mule Day Grounds. It’s free. Visit www.calvarylionsmuleday.com.

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, i heard that the lions have scored more td's the last 3 games than goff had incompletions. Most of those are rush or defense/special teams tds but still, that's crazy efficiency, like u said Pops.

Are ur sis and bro in law cowboys fans, Pops? They cant feel too good about being stuck with dak for 3 more years, but at least theyll get a new coach after this season.

Yknow, she's pretty nice looking and i definitely would, but i would never attempt to do that as i value not being castrated by the woman.

Oh my, are those oysters grilled on the half shell with garlic and butter and chives? I can feel my arteries hardening up but what a way to go.
King Retsyo looks magnificent and so does Miss Seafood, she looks like she has a touch of dwarfism but thick thighs save lives.

Is that the real Lynyrd Skynyrd? I guess theyre from North florida so they pop in at local festivals occasionally? That's pretty cool, usually u only get to see a cover band.
Sounds like Buzz gets to go to these pretty cool local festivals, are they mostly held in the fall/winter when it's cooler?

FSU is playing at ND Sat night, theyre projected to score 7.5 pts vs the Irish defense. Im tempted to take the under, but they could get 3 FGs...
Ive discovered the source of FSU's curse this season, it's cause a fan posted on social media after the opening game loss in Ireland that if they lost vs BC he would eat a red solo cup full of dog poo. They lost and he didnt and people have been hounding him to fulfill his promise but he deleted his socials.

 

[pop_rocks]

@buzzmobile
all hail king retsyo,nice half shells there
baba is right, mrs seafood looks short, like crazy short
/and i come from the land of asians short people
but oh so cute! i would put her in my shirt pocket and we would go on all kinds of adventures together!
both of those look like fun festivals and i would get a big kick out of the mule days

rams play miami this monday night! and i will save a spot on the couch just for you

@Bababooey
i just checked and over the past three games he has had like an 80% completion rating, thats some good qb'ing right there
he has a ton of talent around him at the skill position and the o'line is solid
their d is playin well esp considering they lost one of the best defenders in the league in a.hutchinson
my sister/bil seem more like seahawk fans to me but they have a really cool neighbor who invited me into his house to watch football
he is texan through and through and a hardcore dallas fan
is this like the cubbies curse? the curse of the red cup (is it seminole red?)
we need buzz to investigate and get back to us ; its like all the good pirate curses someone has to settle up to lift the curse

 

[Bababooey]

I'd have some fun with Miss Florida Seafood too, but it would involve buttholes and not pockets, if you know what i mean.

Adrian hutchinson was on his way to Def player of the year before the injury, and ur right, their defense hasnt really taken a step back since then. Theyre deep and good in all 3 phases and might have the best O-line in the league right now.

Next time u talk to that guy ask him his thoughts on Dak and his contract. He had a really good 2nd half of the season last year (up until the playoffs) but underperformed this year before his hamstring injury. His run game sucks and his o-line isnt good anymore but still, 60M/yr should give u more than that.

That's a good point, Pops, the football gods must be appeased. That dude welched on his bet and someone must pay the piper.
Im not that much of a Noles fan but Buzz and his peers are. He's a bit of a gourmand and knows his way around a kitchen so perhaps something could be done to make it more palatable? And split it between him and his Noles buddies so no one person has to eat the whole thing? Im just spitballing here but if it guarantees wins from here on it should be taken seriously...

 

[pop_rocks]

a curse is a curse and the debt must be paid
maybe they could eat another type of poo but someone need to eat sht
/like you said, buzz is a gourmand and i would enjoy hearing his wine pairing suggestions
hope you had j.chase or j.burrow on your fantasy team baba; cin played b.more hard but the ravens are looking good this year
/l.jax mvp?
we dont really talk to on the phone, but when im in town im always welcome at his house esp if there is football on the tv and a bottle of vodka
/he is kind of super christian too and while im very cool with god, i doubt randy would approve of some of my proclivities
i know what you mean baba and it smells like fish, but now im curious about miss florida seas food (ms.fs)
like you said she has nice thick thighs and looks like she could have been a gymnast or something at one point
without a point of reference for scale its hard to tell if he is just super tall or she is super short or maybe its a little of both
how do we know the king crab is not like 7' tall? he could be the size of shaq in which case ms.fs is a normal size woman with sweet tasty thighs and a nice smile
hutch was on fire before he got his owwie but i like this kid and think he could be the anchor the det'd
yes, the lions o'line is elite! and i think thats one of the reason goof is having such a great year
el.freaky was running all over the field last night just to throw a 3y pass
im leaning into det

 

[Bababooey]

Perhaps Buzz could eat a Baby Ruth bar, it kind of resembles you-know-what. Maybe he could fart on it once or twice just to get that aroma if not the flavor.

Turns out i did face jamarr and joe, my opponents in both leagues had one each. So im down 40 pts before the weekend even started, joy...

Yeah Lamar is looking like an MV3 (winning his 3rd MVP this year) but he's been consistent all year that he doesnt care about that, he's got the individual accolades and the big contract now he wants to have more playoff success. He made the conference championship last year for the first time, now he wants to make it to the superbowl, but the undefeated chiefs are in his way.

Randy sounds like a fun dude to watch a game with, not sure if he's having much fun watching cowboys games this year but maybe cooper has improved a lot in the last 2 years, we'll see what they can do vs philly, who have been on fire lately. Dak wasnt able to make the offense better than it was, let's give C. Rush a chance.

Dolphins play at Rams on MNF, rams are favored by 1 pt which is a toss up at this point. I dont think Buzz will stay up for the whole game since it will end around midnite EST but what do u think, Tua v Stafford? Could be a high scoring game...

 

[pop_rocks]

if buzz goes nigh nigh i will jus throw a blanket over him and he will sleep safe and sound
i will even check for monsters under the bed

the rams have been putting up points and i think the fins can score as long as tua can stay upright and hit his targets
the rams d has been beasting lately and im hoping to see more of that play against mia but i still can see this one being a high scoring game
/whats the +/-? im saying 45pts easily and this one might even tease 50
ouch, down 40 and the weekend has not even started
chae put up aweseom numbers and it took everything burrows has to hang with l.freaky but in the end the better team won
i could see the ravens making a push into the playoffs
but like you said in the afc, kc is king and the garbage eaters (buf) are getting rowdy at the right time
randy is a fun dude and a really nice guy, plus he serves strong drinks

 

[Bababooey]

Gators play at Texas today, theyre expected to lose by 22pts. They have been playing better lately, even had a lead on Georgia last game, smashed Kentucky before that and lost to Tenn in overtime. The athletic director said they wont be firing napier after the season even though he hasnt had a winning record in his 3 years as head coach (currently in his 3rd yr but not expected to finish above .500).

Rams and Fins probably have the best 1-2 punch at WR in the league, with Puka Kupp and Tyreek-jaylen (although jaylen hasnt had a good game since wk1, their RB achane has picked up the slack).
O/U is actually 50.5 so u were spot on. O/U was actually 52.5 for the ravens/bengals and they finished with 69pts (nice).

We'll see if either bills or ravens can dethrone KC in the conference. Jets or dolphins might get their act together, Steelers could be a factor too. Dont forget the texans either. And chargers and broncos are actually in the 6 and 7th playoff spots right now, both of them have good defenses so any given sunday and all that...

Tried the turkey swiss cheese sandwich from the costco food court recently.

It's alright, not great not terrible. At $7 it's an ok deal but could have gotten a slice of pizza and a hotdog and soda for like half the price. This is quite a bit less fat calories than those other options of course.

 

[buzzmobile]

rams play miami this monday night! and i will save a spot on the couch just for you

@Bababooey was correct about waking me up. I'll watch at your house @pop_rocks , you have blankets.

(is it seminole red?)

No red in Seminole Town. There are a lot of garnets to be found.

Im just spitballing here but if it guarantees wins from here on it should be taken seriously...

The curse belongs to the man who spaketh the foulness.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (text of 1834)

The Bridegroom's doors are opened wide, And I am next of kin; The guests are met, the feast is set: May'st hear the merry din.' He holds him with his skinny hand, 'There was a ship,' quoth he. He holds him with his glittering eye— The Wedding-Guest stood still, And listens like a three years'…

www.poetryfoundation.org

I did not shoot the Albatross.

'God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

 

[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
costco now sells a turkey sandwich in the food court
it looks like its on a ciabatta bread with american cheese on it (the orange slice?) is there swiss too
and what is that red smear in the middle, but it looks good and like you said turkey is a healthy protein
for $7 its about par for a decent sandwich
but wow man! its like you are reading my mind im craving sandiwches right now and might have to get one this weekend
i have enough points to get a free on from dominoes but a few doors down is this bahn mi place and you know pops like his bahn mi (they are about $7-8 ea)
https://www.parissandwichessd.com/menu
plus firehouse subs is close by
/i am such a fat kid
50.5 is a good number, if both team go off thats easy $$$, but if the rams can beast up on d maybe they can hold mia to less than 20pts
but like you said, we are looking at some of the top wrs in the league with two big arm qbs, i like the over
i was going to add tx into the mix and maybe even give some love to pitt
txns are a hot young team but i just dont feel they have it all together just yet,
i like cj.stroud and think he is going to develop over time
but im just seeing team that are much farther along kicking ass
pitt could be the darkest horse, whatever happened to our friend @superx
/i think he is lost in some kind of k'hole wandering the countery side looking for turnips
and a weird thing is i tried to tag shithawk in a mess age and it would not bring up his name, like hes no longer there

@buzzmobile is right and that kid who stirred the wrath is the one who needs to wear a turd around his neck
/karma
oh i have been breaking otu the blankies lately man so you get your choice of the one with the bears on it or the animal prints, the seasons are a'changing

 

[buzzmobile]

The Lizards went to Texas and found out yesterday, @pop_rocks . It was not pretty.
FSU only lost by 7 touchdowns yesterday. It was almost close.
Hurricanes got wrecked by Tech.

Where's that red solo cup? I need a drink. LOL

 

[Bababooey]

Buzz goes to bed around 8pm his time but i think he gets up at 3 or 4am? So by the time noon rolls around he's probably gotten most of his chores/work done.

I did not expect poetry in response to the FSU curse, but that's a beautiful poem. I may have read it once a long time ago but the only part i can remember is "Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink".

I didnt realize killing the albatross cursed the mariner, not sure who killed FSU's albatross before the season started. Losing 13 nfl caliber players from last season didnt help. Alabama supposedly looking at Norvell to replace saban didnt help either, FSU felt compelled to sign him to a bigger, longer contract then.

Ur right Pops, it's a turkey and cheddar saangweech, not swiss. I think the red paste is a roasted red pepper spread? Or maybe sun dried tomato spread? Cant really remember now.

The nearest firehouse sub closed but ive only had it once or twice in my life. Sadly, it seems i go to subway most of the time i eat sandwiches. It scratches the sandwich itch but i bet buzz makes some fancy stuff with home baked bread and smokes his own meats. It's all right tho, at least my crappy fast food comes with an increased risk of cancer. Cant get that in home cooking, right Buzz?

Steelers play Commanders today, with their hot shot young QB theyre first in the East. Im thinking superx might enjoy that game and it should play at a decent hr there (6pm his time?)

Texans host the lions for SNF tonite, we'll see if they can slow down the detroit juggernaut. Gawd it feels weird saying that, there truly is hope for every team isnt there? Houston gets nico collins back tonite so that'll help them.

All 3 FL college teams (at least the major ones) lost yesterday, gators by 32 to Tx, FSU by 49 to notre dame (the pick 6 at the end didnt help) and miami, who were #4 in the playoff rankings, lost to an unranked GaTech. Not ideal for the canes, if they can make the ACC championship theyll still make the playoff probably. Did not expect SMU to be leading the ACC their first year in the conference but it's been one of those years. FSU last this year after being first last year, 3 newcomers to the conference 2 of them are at the bottom the other one is at the top.

 

[pop_rocks]

The Lizards went to Texas and found out yesterday, @pop_rocks . It was not pretty.
FSU only lost by 7 touchdowns yesterday. It was almost close.
Hurricanes got wrecked by Tech.

Where's that red solo cup? I need a drink. LOL

yeah i got to watch some of the fla v tx game on tv yesterday and it was not much fun and now im checking out the fsu v nd score...
OUCH!
tb is playing the 9ers and i think run cmc is coming back this week
we will see how many touches he gets in his first game back, esp is sf can take an early lead
pit v the commies could be one of the better early games, two teams that seem to be punching above their weight right now and i would not be surprised to see both of them in the post season
texans v lions is the game of the weekend so far (until the rams v mia game tomorrow) and we will get to see two hot shit qbs slinging it hopefully
firehouse is ok, but its kind of a toss up between them, jimmy johns and jersey mikes for me
i like a good sandwich
subway is ok but i only go there when i have a coupon
turns out the bahn mi is closed in sundays so i might have to switch to plan b'

 

[D. B. Doober]

Patriots win

 

[Bababooey]

I actually thought FSU might score more than 7.5 pts so I took ND -28.5 or something (line was -22.5), i didnt know i could tease it to -48.5 and still win.

Speaking of inept offenses scoring 3 pts, just saw the bears lose to the patriots 19-3. Chicago for some reason was favored by 6. Guess ill be fading the bears from now till the end of season.
I'd ask for DB's take on the game and how drake maye is outplaying caleb but it's been 1.5 years since he posted anything intelligent about football so im hoping he stays away.

Just saw chef russ put the finishing touches on a win vs the commanders, jayden daniels didnt have a good game fantasy wise, 200yds passing no tds or ints, just 5 rush yds, but he's still playing worlds better than caleb.

A sandwich should be something that's relatively easy to make at home, and i mean a good one, not just cheese meat and sliced bread slapped together. You gotta slice some veggies, a mandolin slicer would help for nice thin slices, and maybe make some condiments like an aioli or pickled red onions, but once u got that down then buying some quality meat/cheese/bread you should be able to make something that rivals a good quality sub shop. Or just buy the fancy condiments if u dont feel like making it at home.
And yet, ive never been able to do it, lol. So maybe it's not that easy.

 

[pop_rocks]

@Bababooey
yeah sandwiches are easy peasy to make at home
but once you get all the ingredients together it adds up and i can only eat so much in a day
when it was me and the mrs we used to make sandwiches every weekend and wrap up a couple for the work week as an easy grab and go meal
if you make a bunch at once the cost isnt that bad even when you add in crazy ingredients which we did
but that was a long time ago

for fsu to only score three points was sad
almost as sad as the bears being held to 3pts v the pawts, drew bledsoe is back!
/pops does icky shuffle

russ was making sandwiches today! and could be back for one last picnik! im not too up to speed on pit, that was @superx team, but m. tomlin knows what he is doing and is a wining coach
with russ slinging sandwiches they might be fun to keep an eye on
baker was almost the dream maker in sf (but lost by 3) and the cocs of la won biggle with something like 7 sacks on defense
#f-spanos

 

[buzzmobile]

Patriots win

So did Ole Miss.

Who are you?

 

[D. B. Doober]

So did Ole Miss.

Who are you?

I've been watching the quarterback Dart for a few years. The RB Quinshon Judkins transferred to Ohio State. Hope you are doing good buzz!

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah that would be my concern too, you get all the ingredients to make a dozen sandwiches and you get tired of them after 2. Lol.

Bears were booing the offense almost constantly yesterday. Caleb absorbed 9 sacks. The O-line is both bad and badly coached. All of the QBs drafted after him look way better than he does. Even JJ mccarthy, who is missing the entire season with a knee injury. Im only half kidding.

Baker and the bucs are keeping games close even tho they're still down their top 3 WRs. SF missing 3/6 FGs yesterday helped. Guess who started the SF kicker? This guy (points thumbs).

I heard every major college and pro football in the state of FL lost this past weekend. The dolphins have a chance to get at least one win for the state tonite.

FSU fired both their offensive and defensive coordinators and their WR coach yesterday. Guess Norvell is feeling the heat. If he hires new coordinators over the off season hope theyre able to recruit and develop better than the previous ones.

 

[pop_rocks]

what a weekend of football! and the fun is just getting started

hopefully @buzzmobile red solo cup still has a drop or two in it because i dont think tonight is going to be any better
/i have a nice blanky and pillow all set out for you btw
the rams d is playing hot and fisk and verse are finding their grove
we might see some fireworks in the air...(does not post dolphins vid)... but im hoping to see some tsunami defense from the rams
we would make like 6 sandwiches so the cost is spread out pretty well, but its still not cheap if you want to fix them up
it all starts with the bread and the good sub rolls we liked came in a 6pk
i like cucumber and onions, so julienne one of each
good quality meat and cheese costs more but you will appreciate it later so dont cheap out on your cold cuts
also get a couple different types, it just adds moar flavor!! but i do have a soft spot (points at head) for baloney
we would also make sandwiches with leftover grilled chicken or beef
another pro tip is use cabbage instead of lettuce it stays crispy longer and dosent make your bread soggy