NFL 2019-2020

[D. B. Doober]

@shithawk420 yes the Patriots won today! Woohoo! I'm surprised, I thought Buffalo was a really strong team. Isn't Allen like 6'5"? Luck went with the Patriots today unless they have something together now. Iowa doesn't have a professional baseball team. That must be tough. I make sure I go to a Red Sox game twice a year or so. Fenway Park is great. You find some great food man. Hope your mom is comfortable. My mom is 70 and drives me around everywhere and buts all my stuff. I'd be lost without her. Don't know if any tips for dialysis but I know it makes you tired.
@pop_rocks I saw Tay Tay at the beginning of the game. My daughter was born in NYC while I was in college here in Boston and then 6 months later she put her up for adoption. I cry about it often throughout the day while I get high. I didn't remember until this past week. 15 years! I like blocked it out the arguments with the woman were so bad. So I filled out a form from NYC department of public health and had it notarized and enclosed a money order for $15 and hope to find my daughter's name and or birth certificate. Have my fingers crossed. Wish me luck. I feel really empty.

 

[pop_rocks]

i hope you guys can reconnect at some point, but im no expert in the matter and im sure her adopted parents take good care of her and love her very much
that would be great if you can reconnect, but let it play out and see what happens
you cant let the ghosts of the past haunt you forever doobah and just keep doing the best you can man!
buf is strong but today has beena crazy day of football

 

[shithawk420]

i got the app and they just so happened to have a coupon code for free sandwich and side.it was gonna expire so i figured better do it.so uhh yeah it was alot and it was cheaper cause of the lunch special.got rib tips,brisket,boneless wings but i wanted with bone,the fries,the pork sanswich,beans,texas bread,hot pickles and cornbread.not the best but cant beat the price with a stick.the long island was a waste of money but i could feel the different liqour coursing through me.drank it in three gulps cause i had to go.i wanna try that pecan pie they got.thanks about my mom doob.she threw the food up.dont know if she ate too much or what.shes 62.dont know if shes gonna make it another year.i try not to think about it


so yeah the Bears were pretty surpising.didnt hurt the Raiders were not doing well.ATL barely beat Tampa.dont really care about the falcons after the Patriots stole and cheated that superbowl.you cant tell me otherwise.overall not a bad day and some wierd wins and losses today.not a bad day for me i guess.and good luck doob.

 

[pop_rocks]

yeah i noticed the wings on that plate! what sauce, hot wings?
that sucks about your mom getting sick after eating the bbq hawk, maybe she just got too stuffed but thats no fun
/62 isnt that old and i hope she feels better
yeah thats an app deal for sure! i gotta get in on this action because i see all kinds of things you can get if you sign up for restaurant apps
i saw they gave that guy the game ball after the game
a dII qb? starting his first game and putting up a win
/thats a lifetime story in my book!
GO BAGEL!
/thats what we are calling him now, right hawk?
mcvey and his band of trick or treaters came up empty and the chargers looked low on power

 

[shithawk420]

haha,it was mild for my mom but i got the devil sauce on the side so its all good.those where crappy pics.it wasnt bad.ribs a little fatty.yeah its all about the apps now pops.had a problem for awhile cause i didnt order online but it was all good.manager fixed it all up.i was buzzed but i wasnt drunk.manager was all up in my phone trying to process the order.damn she was ugly but younger and im thinking man im getting desperate cause id fuck her.plus she got the bbq hook up.im actually not bad looking when i clean up.plus im pretty jacked.just gotta get rid of this beer gut.forgot about the main game.dolphins at eagles.good fucking game!

 

[pop_rocks]

fins v eagles was a fun game but the dolphins were washed up in the end!
and what was that t.hill td celebration? flopping arounf like a fish out of water
maybe it was the sauce that upset her tummy?! i know if i eat too much heat it kind of comes back at me
it still sounds like decent bbq and it would be hard to beat that price!
that was cool of her to help get you squared away on the app, now you got the hook up
hey man, you had me at bbq, plus if she is nice thats huge points in my book
dont fall for just looks brother because i can tell you that gets old fast

 

[shithawk420]

yeah,i cuaght the game tied 17-17.after that philly just stomped them.
trust me i know pops.but she was really ugly.everyone is fat,ugly and disgusting as hell and woke here.its like California without the the weather and good looking people.i see old woman that look like Alice Cooper all the time that if i see the real Alice Cooper i wont even know its him if he comes around here

 

[pop_rocks]

t.hill dropped a few key passes but i was surprised by the fins 2nd half play
it was the tushy pushie! and phi just out muscled the fins
add in some bad throw's and you have fish soup
...
crawl-walk-run
dont expect to be pulling pops level babes! on your first go
/these five fingers belong to me!

just get out there! and meet some new people
/#1 rule: be cool

 

[buzzmobile]

what a crazy day of football and they saved the best for last!
mia v phi
/not going to make photoshop of dolphin zombie right now
but this is a big game

This is how it went...

FSU is losing to Duke, i thought duke +14 was a good bet cause riley leonard the duke qb would be back

I knew it was going to be a tough game with Leonard at qb, and Duke's defense has been strong all season. If Leonard had two good ankles the Seminoles would have been deep in the doodoo. Good adjustments at half time has saved the Noles more than once this year. Miami is the next scary game, but Wake Forest has also given FSU hard times in the past few seasons.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I fell asleep during the game last night. It seems like some good football before I fell asleep. Monday night not sure who's playing tonight I'm sure it'll be in like ESPN though and inaccessible. What happened to ABC? Well I hope everybody has a good day hang in there pops, hawk, baba.

 

[Bababooey]

Maybe we should call Tyson Bagent T-Bag instead of bagel, Hawk.
Ur right, he looked competent, made quick decisions unlike Fields, picked up 1st downs, kept the offense moving. It helped that the raiders couldnt get anything going on offense so the bears could sit on a lead and grind away with their run game. I didnt think hoyer did that well on the bears but ur right, in 2016 Hoyer had 3 consecutive games with 300yds and 2 tds, which is a regular month for mahomes but for the bears is probably an all time record.
Fields thumb injury should be healed in a week or 2 so we'll see what the coaches do, i think fields will start when he's healthy but they'll pull him quick if he cant move the offense like tbag can.
I was surprised at the lions wipeout too, I was 2-8 on nfl games this weekend. Pops is right, i should stop, but the profits i made on college football made me break even for the week. Just cant seem to get ahead tho, 2 steps forward and then 2 steps back.

Im the least musical person u could think of, DB, so no instruments although i respect the art. Have u ever been in a band, even an informal one? I imagine that would be cool, even just playing small venues.
That would have been cool if ur uncle was in Korn, Hawk, maybe u could have been part of the road crew. Imagine all the sex drugs and partying that would have taken place.

I agree with Pops, that's a good deal for $18, the free sandwich and side almost doubles the amount of food. Wish I had a famous dave's around here, we had one but it wasnt that close and closed a while ago.

Mac jones threw for over 100yds and 2 td's in the 4th qtr, DB, offense finally looked functional and defense did enough to get the win. I thought for sure that bills would wipe the floor with the patriots, they did take a lead with 2 mins to go but jones marched the patriots down for a go ahead score. So surprising when he could barely move the ball the first 6 wks.

Haha, every old woman looks like alice cooper where u live Hawk. And fat too? That's not promising for ur love life.

Was that eagle actually attacking the dolphin, Buzz? I thought it would try to snatch any fish that were scared up by the dolphin but i guess it wanted something bigger lol.
I think that miami game might turn out like the syracuse game, u think it'll be tough but it's a pushover. Miami barely beat clemson for their first acc home win in 2 yrs? They'll probably have a new coach next yr. Do u have any affinity for the hurricanes program since ur a dolphins fan or nah?

I thought the Fins would put up more of a fight vs the eagles, but like pops said they got pushed around and tua couldnt destroy them through the air like i thought (3/4 defensive back starters were out). So far in miami's 2 losses they got bullied around, bills and eagles, and it wasnt close. Speed is great but football is also physical, maybe they need some more beef along the trenches if they want to compete with the elite teams.

 

[buzzmobile]

Was that eagle actually attacking the dolphin, Buzz? I thought it would try to snatch any fish that were scared up by the dolphin but i guess it wanted something bigger lol.
I think that miami game might turn out like the syracuse game, u think it'll be tough but it's a pushover. Miami barely beat clemson for their first acc home win in 2 yrs? They'll probably have a new coach next yr. Do u have any affinity for the hurricanes program since ur a dolphins fan or nah?

I think the eagle was wanting to snatch a Dolphin-injured fish on the surface, but it was the best I could find with an eagle eating a dolphin. LOL
Here's a dolphin/fish story for you. I used to be a supervisor at a famous American's winter home. There was a pool on the grounds that we stocked with koi. One morning on my rounds I noticed a large orange koi floating...so sorry. I removed it from the pool and walked it out to the end of a long dock and tossed it to float on the outgoing tide. I heard some splashing as I was walking back to the shore so I turned to look and saw an orange koi flying through the air. Then there was a splash and the koi was launched in the other direction. There was a pod of dolphins playing catch with the bright orange koi.

Miami is a team that has a way of snatching a victory over FSU. They make me nervous regardless of their record. I will root for Miami or every game except one.

 

[pop_rocks]

appreciate the effort @buzzmobile
the eagles were swooping on the dolphins biggly and kicked it up a notch in the second half
/i think you are right, they are either eating injured fish or fish scared to the surface the the dolphins
some people are crying foul on the tush push, but they are just jealous that their qbs cant squat 600# and 4rth and short is almost a given
my mom used to raise koi and her friend had a nice pond in her backyard with soem nice prize fish
/wtf knew koi could be so expensive!
dolphins are incredibly smart animals and i dont doubt they were "playing" with the fish
its orange so not something they see up north i assume,do you have garibaldi up there
or they could have been teaching their young to hunt?
i still like the fins' and the defense looked pretty good for the most part, forcing turn overs and just getting after it
phi is just on fire right

good looking pic boodah!
keep up the walking and eating right and you will be a stud in no time
/wtf is up with your hat man, fold that bill brother!
we get a fun game tonight with the 9ers v vikings
sf is the other team that will turn your lights out right now but they ahve some injuries

i like t-bag better baba! could this kid be the next purdy boy in the league or was this win a one off?
i think fields is kind of done and like you said, if he isnt able to produce he will be sitting on the sidelines for the rest of the season
but what about the tank baba? it would be the most bears thing to do to win a few games droping them in the draft but at least you still ahve that pic from carolina

...fn thought i posted this earlier

 

[Bababooey]

Haha, yeah it looked like that eagle was pissed that the dolphin wasnt bringing up food for it to snatch, and gave it a little scratch to let it know im here. And theyre generally playful creatures, playing catch with fish etc. Not so fun for the fish unless theyre dead but entertaining for humans.
Miami's got talent for sure but after they lost a game cause they ran the ball instead of taking a knee i have a hard time believing in that coaching staff. Maybe that's the impetus for them to be better, and it seems like they have been, so i could be wrong. I remember back in the 90s and early 2000's the national championship would run through the 3 florida teams (UF, FSU, UM) like it runs through the SEC now, and those 3 teams would play each other every season. Fun times.

Arent goldfish that they give out at carnivals basically koi fish or no? Like if u took that poor little fish in a bag and put it in a big tank or pond it would grow to a foot longer or more and live years, maybe decades?

Miami got a pick six off hurts who's tied for the league lead in int's with jimmy g but they couldnt get anything going on offense, tyreek had a TD but their offense was held to 10pts.

Is that DB's real pic used for his profile? I thought he would look older. He looks like a typical boston 20-something d-bag, but some women like that look.

Bears fans are starved for some wins so even if t-bag leads us to the #10 instead of the #1 pick they'll take it, we still got the panthers pick too. But that's a good point, what if t-bag is good enough to lead the team to mediocre (beat bad teams, lose to everyone else) but couldnt lead them to a deep playoff run? It's like blake bortles with the jags a few years ago, he led them to an AFC championship game with a stout D and good playmakers, they gave him a contract ext and then they started sucking again. Sometimes u gotta know when a guy is fool's gold and move on when u can, sell him at his peak and go for the next prospect.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I'm trying to look good man. I've had the hat for like 2 years now we actually ordered it from MLB it was like $60 with shipping. I've made a point not to fold the brim. As the players do. It's the style now man everyone wears them like that. I think I look good. 50 more pounds to go though. I'll get laid for sure. I usually don't wear a hat though. It probably makes me look younger I'm 43.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Hey bababooey Mac Jones was really good it was like watching them from a while ago it was great I did not see the end of the game I don't think I caught the third quarter on. He's solid man I'm telling you, he's going to bring us the championship. I better go check on the Rao's pizza in the oven. And it's perfect. Now to go down to laundry and check on the whites in the wash. I added a cup of bleach. I don't think I'm going to get tonight's game on television it might be on ESPN or Amazon. Yes that's my actual picture there 43 years old. I never wear a hat though. And I never have my chain hanging out. Thought was a cool look. Like Bud Bundy's character cool master b sorry grandmaster b. Yo pop rocks check this s*** out

 

[shithawk420]

lol T Bag.there you go.its obvious now that you said it.Hoyer had a record 395 yards on the bEARS.5th most in Bears history.so i guess thats something.i got high hopes for little T Bag.that kid might be going places.

yeah koi are goldfish as far as i know.they are small cause they are kept in small tanks.put them in a pond they will grow bigger.i think those bastards can cost thousands.

i might be able to get the game on ABC if my antenna pics it up so if you get ABC doob you might be in luck.lol grandmaster b.i remember those episodes.seen everyone actually

 

[pop_rocks]

yeah thats the real doobah, ive seen a pic of him before
/im your #1 onlyfans!
check his profile! he has all kinds of pics, including one of my all time favorite action shots
youve heard of the tush push...its the doobahhh dive!

you will be flying off the top rope in no time db!
i guess the flat bill is the style now but i like to look cool!
/no but seriously, rock your looks brother! im just giving you shit
thats a nice card? a don russ optic? whats that
does it move when you move the picture and show mac jones making a wank motion?
im going to have to dig up some cards here one of these days

mia looked great in the first half until the tide went out and they were left high and dry
i am still riding high on mia in the afc, them and kc
the bears could have something in the tbag, but i would like to see him playa few more snaps before we retire his jersey
hawk is right, im pretty sure koi and goldfish are similar
they are both carp and if they have the room can grown big just like a catfish
but if you get the right color patterns its a money fish
f'n grandmaster b! one of the true pimps pimpzzz bayy-beee!


al bundys magic hammer! one of the best episodes ever!

 

[buzzmobile]

I remember back in the 90s and early 2000's the national championship would run through the 3 florida teams (UF, FSU, UM) like it runs through the SEC now, and those 3 teams would play each other every season. Fun times.

A Monster Hit So Hard it Caused Internal Bleeding

The Florida State Seminoles and Miami Hurricanes hate each other. That's just a matter of fact. The two in-state colleges began playing each other in 1951 and have met every year since 1969, usually playing in a ranked match that has national championship implications. FSU fans have experienced...

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Roscoe Parrish was in my 1970 high school graduating class. Years later in 2003 Roscoe Parrish Jr. came to town with the Miami Hurricanes on a very very rainy Saturday. I was at the game huddled under my poncho when that hit took place. I remember the sound. The Seminoles lost that one.

 

[Bababooey]

The facial hair is on point, DB. The mustache and chin beard, u look like a rascally robin hood. And ur right, the straight bill is a thing now, and not just for gangsters. Keep up the diet and exercise, you'll have to fight off the ladies soon.

Mac looked like Brady in that 4th qtr, leading them to a comeback. Maybe they've turned a corner now that the line is blocking better. Tight ends got fed that game and a couple of their under performing WRs got less snaps, maybe they just need to put the best performing players on the field, not just the highest paid.

Yeah hawk they've been playing MNF on abc and this will continue all year so that's nice not to have to find a pirate stream.

Bagent's last name also rhymes with 'agent' so u can call him secret bagent man if u want.

Niners lost to the vikings last night, kirk cousins threw for 380yds without the best WR in the league, justin jefferson. Their 1st rd rookie jordan addison had 123 yds receiving and 2 td's. 49ers looked like the most dominant team in the league after wiping out dallas 2 weeks ago but have gone 0-2 since. Nick bosa signed the biggest contract for a defensive player in history before the season and hasnt done much since, the 49ers didnt have a sack last night. Steve wilks, their DC, called a zero blitz at the end of the 1st half that the vikings scored a 60yd td on. Wonder boy Purdy threw 2 int's on their last 2 possessions of the game. Next week they host the bengals in a possible super bowl preview if both teams make it that far.

I remember roscoe parrish, Buzz, im surprised he doesnt have a kid in the league by now. I dont remember this particular game but u know it's a hard hit when even the defender is shook up. Nowadays that'd be a flag for a hit on a defenseless receiver.